Fists of Fail

Before Jackie didn't want trouble in Rush Hour, he didn't want trouble in his first successful Western targeted movie, Rumble in the Bronx. Because it was definitely in the Bronx. It definitely wasn't just Canada film locations dressed to look like New York. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Fo...

Jackie and some guy with a punchable face embark on a journey to save an imperial princess in this western kung fu hybrid. Eat your heart out, Clint Eastwood. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www...

A story about revenge between siblings that ends in a trail of blood and tears. It's like a bible story except with guns and wrenches. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fa...

Is this movie about a psychic martial artist going to be good? What am I, psychic? --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here:...

It's not a Russian Iko Uwais fending for his life in a building full of low-life monsters. Instead, it's about a guy storming a building with his gang full of low-life monsters. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other...

Hong Kong cinema is back to form with this action flick from 2019. Bad writing and all. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media h...

The best MMA movie to blend theatrics with realism comes from this Hong Kong production. It's also the cinematic equivalent of taking Ambien. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fist...

Whatever this low-budget movie is actually called, it's a teeth ripping good time. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

No, it's not the Bill Burr special. It's a new martial arts indie film by Bao Tran about three washed up martial artists. Just like us. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFai...

Just when you thought we couldn't stoop any lower: porno action movie. You're welcome, internet. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceT...

What, a new movie during these pandemic times? Why yes it's the new Mortal Kombat, the latest reboot of the video game franchise about folks viciously murdering each other with flaming dragons, ripped out spines and babalities. Skip to 26:33 for the Spoilers --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: h...

It's like Charlie's Angels. Except dumber and more shameless. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

One Hundred Episodes! And we look at this legendarily hilariously flick. And it. IS. GLORIOUS! Note: Will flubbed up and mentioned that Brian Thompson was an American Gladiator before this movie. He was wrong. Brian Thompson is a professional actor. I repeat, 'A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR'. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus ep...

Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Come on everybody and do Karate. Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

April Fools! Time to talk about some horrible movies. And here one "legendary" so bad it's good film featuring Cynthia Rothrock. Or is it? Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

A serious war drama about a feminist icon in China has loads of flying kicks and rag doll physics? Sign me up! Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Why is it called a Book of Heroes when there is no book and is actually about a con woman, a wannabe cop and Yukari Oshima fighting throughout the whole movie? Who cares because there's a six year old beating up people. Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com...

The movie has two special needs people fighting to the death in the end. What else is there to say about this movie? Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Michelle Yeoh is a magnificent warrior in Magnificent Warriors, the Indiana Jones-esque action vehicle with twice the combat skills and half the musical talent Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Ending Black History Month with an awesome Michael Jai White flick. Only thing it doesn't have is him screaming "Falcon Punch!" Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Billy Blanks is he ultimate killing machine. He is tough. He is deadly. He is and. Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

From the guy who brought you Tae Bo, comes another cheesy 90s throwback. It's also the movie that predicted that 2020 would be devastated by environmental disaster. Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Continuing Black History Month with the criminally unknown Carl Scott putting his all in the amazing fight scenes. None of that effort goes into the voice overs. Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Starting off Black History Month with movie that put Jim Kelly on the map. No, not Enter the Dragon. Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

So many Japanese movies to cover that we couldn't fit them all in one month. So we fit them all in one episode!