Finish It!

This week, Matt makes a decision that he’s pretty sure will bring about his sudden demise (it does) and Chris puts everything on the line when he Quests-Out on a Live Read! Hope you like secret treasures and private sea shells! Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a half-themed round of Blank Your Own Interactive Fiction, Chris is on a mission to find a certain lightning bolt hurling god boss, it’s tota...

This week, Matt has a tragical romantical beautiful boyfriend Victorian tragedy that will make you weep with joy AND sorrow, and Chris finds a “touching” ending and WINS THE BOOK HARDER THAN ANY OTHER BOOK EVER. Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a brutal round of the Mishy-Mashy Quiz, Matt reviews all the coolest stuff (including the User-generated read-of-a-lifetime, Ghost Pirates of the Sea-Erra Ma...

This week, Matt wins the book at the expense of an innocent child’s life, and Chris wins the book at the expense of an innocent child’s life COME ON! SRSLY?! Hey, don’t panic! It’s ancient Greece! Lots of kids died as a narrative device! Maybe they won’t get the same read? Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Xena: Warrior Princess (again yes we know), Chris...

Yay! New book day! The brothers crack open their new adventure, but will they get very far? Nope! But never fear, there’s lots going on! New music! New jangles! All the same old goofs! And for all you video-gamers… Hades shows up! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Class of the Titans, the guys give their ancient Greek predictions,...

Ok seriously maybe THIS week will be the boys final dragon adventure! It’s possible! Chris is totally lost but Matt says he knows what to do so then again MAYBE NOT! Plus, you voted and the next book will be THE THRONE OF ZEUS! Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Interactive Fiction AND Dot Dot Dot (thank you, @mauvebilions !), Chris is dying to know Who Thou Doth Ship, Tarlan...

This week could be the very last read of this book! Chris and Matt just have to not be total doofs and you know how well that tends to work out! Plus, the guys announce the next round of books for YOU THE USERS to vote on! And you had better like ’em… because YOU picked ’em! Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a round of the always thrilling Mishy Mashy Quiz, tons of jangles are released into the world...

This week, the brothers are back together after three long weeks apart. Matt attempts to take a hit in the name of book janitoring buts ends up beating the book! Chris has NO IDEA what’s going on! Also, could this be the penultimate read of this book? Plus, Chris takes everyone on a Journey to Flavortown, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Dragon Tale (thank you, @remMaryam...

This week, the madness comes to a punchy end as the brothers Yule complete their quest to record three episodes in a single night. Matt has his most epic read in the HISTORY OF THE PODCAST! Chris has a TRUE DWARVEN FEAST! Tarlane TAKES AN ACTUAL SHOWER! Plus, Chris challenges Matt to the same exact round of Mishy Mashy Quiz that he totally blew two episodes ago, Matt asks Chris What Kind of Dragon...

This week, the brothers continue on their quest to record three episodes in a single night, an artificial intelligence reveals one of Zarvus’ early adventures, and Chris and Matt both hate their reads! Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Mishy Mashy Quiz: I Wish This was a Real Book Edition, Chris houses a giant mushroom in The Histories of Zarvus and Drod, Matt is absolutely lost in this ne...

This week, the brothers Yule invite you to part one of a three-week epic event as they attempt to record three episodes in a single night! Also, Chris uncovers Tarlane’s secret plan! Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a devastating round of Mishy Mashy Quiz: Science Fiction Pulp Edition, the fellas do a little housekeeping, someone brings a sword to a gunfight, and if you love balconies and alcoves bo...

This week, the magical rope finally gets its moment to shine, Chris digs up Drod’s backstory with the help of artificial intelligence, and Matt goes to hell. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a good ol’ fashioned round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Herculoids, there is no mention whatsoever of sad pizza parties (it’s coming, we promise we haven’t forgotten), there is a straight up dragon fight...

This week, a teeny old mystery is solved, a huge new mystery is revealed, Matt becomes indispensably good at something indescribably dumb, and Zarkon shoots a magic rope at Chris. Adventure! Also, Chris challenges Matt to an all-new quiz format called “Unreissued” (thanks, @midnitelibrary !), Matt takes everyone to Self Care Corner for a little camping trip, and Willie “Top Hat” Williamson is out...

This week, Matt scores big on a short run, Chris learns more about the mysterious dragon master Tarlane, and someone goes in a cave and YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Sigh. You will. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of a brand new type of Mishy-Mashy Quiz courtesy of premium user Sam (thanks, Sam!), Chris/Zarvus begins mapping the entire world, Matt/Drod makes some big story decisions...

This week, Zarkon shows off for Matt, Chris gets himself into a tight spot, and the brothers full-on make characters to add a whole new layer of fun and competition to these already rad reads! Let’s RPG! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Blank Your Own Interactive Fiction Book, the guys make characters with the Quest roleplaying system to add EVEN MORE gamification to this book, Drod Dirge...

This week, Matt sees a softer side of Zarkon, Chris like FULLY crosses a line, and the guys realize something important about apostrophe placement just a little too late… Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Reign of Fire Fanfiction, Chris searches for hidden meaning with Wham Bam Anagram, the King needs to work on his attitude, Chris learns some dragonlore that will he...

This week, it’s time for a whole new book so get ready to be rocked with magic and mystery and dragons and wizards and treasures! Also, Chris updated the “You Did It” song and it now sooo long and fast! New book, let’s do it! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Name of a Fantasy Dwarf Character, Matt introduces us to our new World Daddies, the guys do some Predictions,...

The God Bunny is back again, so it’s time for some light-hearted fun! Sure, the guys only read this book once a year and, if the worst were to happen and they got the same read, that would add an ENTIRE YEAR to finishing this book, but what are the chances of that happening? Also, let’s VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Total Title Recall which is mean, the guys dro...

Hold on to your cloacas! This week, the brothers are down to the very last ending – but who’s winning the book, you ask? IT’S A TIE! This final read could make all the difference… Unless they both get the last ending in which case it’s down to who saw the most dinos! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH OR WHATEVER! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a totally pre-prepared round of Blank Your Own Inte...

This week, Matt leads his party to Sabrecraft and safety, Chris abandons his party to die in a volcano explosion, and OH WOW YOU GUYS there’s only 3 endings left! Will this be the penultimate episode of Dinosaur Island? Also, Matt challenges Chris to a thrilling round of Which Interactive Fiction am I?, Chris walks us through the Top Five Songs of Dinosaur Rock , the guys drop some Hot News to com...

Happy Fey Day! Join Chris “Magic Wings” and his brother Matt “Twiddle Foots” as they take their first ever journey into a magical new adventure. Hold on to your tiny, magic hats because they’re about to be blown right off! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user generated round of Interactive Fiction or Kentucky Derby Winner (thanks, @actual_anna !), Matt challenges Chris to the traditional round of...

This week, Chris’ read gets dark on a level he was not expecting, Matt is viciously punished for being a child who would like to look at dinosaurs, and Arturo just keeps getting scarier. Join us for a seriously traumatizing week on Dino Island! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a brand new quiz format called “The One Word Switch Quiz,” the Ad Boys stop by with some good ideas for LeBeau Industries, T...

This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it’s disgusting. Enjoy! Also, Chris challenges Matt to an all-ne...

This week, the Yules are joined by the internet’s very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked! No time for fun copy! Jump into the episode because it’s a dang delight! And check below for vital links to everything Asterios is...

This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we’re not totally helpless but there’s only so much you can do. It’s a fun-time show! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Ulysses 31 (thanks @ TheWalkingDog6 ), Tod...

This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau’s amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can’t remember what happened to him, and it’s time for dino drinks! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Dinosaucers, Todd is not getting any cooler, the boys find a very exciting page, the page gets its own jangle, and a stand-up bit about who gets the arms of the middle seat on a pl...