Finish It!

This week, a teeny old mystery is solved, a huge new mystery is revealed, Matt becomes indispensably good at something indescribably dumb, and Zarkon shoots a magic rope at Chris. Adventure! Also, Chris challenges Matt to an all-new quiz format called “Unreissued” (thanks, @midnitelibrary !), Matt takes everyone to Self Care Corner for a little camping trip, and Willie “Top Hat” Williamson is out...

This week, Matt scores big on a short run, Chris learns more about the mysterious dragon master Tarlane, and someone goes in a cave and YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Sigh. You will. Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of a brand new type of Mishy-Mashy Quiz courtesy of premium user Sam (thanks, Sam!), Chris/Zarvus begins mapping the entire world, Matt/Drod makes some big story decisions...

This week, Zarkon shows off for Matt, Chris gets himself into a tight spot, and the brothers full-on make characters to add a whole new layer of fun and competition to these already rad reads! Let’s RPG! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Blank Your Own Interactive Fiction Book, the guys make characters with the Quest roleplaying system to add EVEN MORE gamification to this book, Drod Dirge...

This week, Matt sees a softer side of Zarkon, Chris like FULLY crosses a line, and the guys realize something important about apostrophe placement just a little too late… Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Reign of Fire Fanfiction, Chris searches for hidden meaning with Wham Bam Anagram, the King needs to work on his attitude, Chris learns some dragonlore that will he...

This week, it’s time for a whole new book so get ready to be rocked with magic and mystery and dragons and wizards and treasures! Also, Chris updated the “You Did It” song and it now sooo long and fast! New book, let’s do it! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Name of a Fantasy Dwarf Character, Matt introduces us to our new World Daddies, the guys do some Predictions,...

The God Bunny is back again, so it’s time for some light-hearted fun! Sure, the guys only read this book once a year and, if the worst were to happen and they got the same read, that would add an ENTIRE YEAR to finishing this book, but what are the chances of that happening? Also, let’s VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Total Title Recall which is mean, the guys dro...

Hold on to your cloacas! This week, the brothers are down to the very last ending – but who’s winning the book, you ask? IT’S A TIE! This final read could make all the difference… Unless they both get the last ending in which case it’s down to who saw the most dinos! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH OR WHATEVER! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a totally pre-prepared round of Blank Your Own Inte...

This week, Matt leads his party to Sabrecraft and safety, Chris abandons his party to die in a volcano explosion, and OH WOW YOU GUYS there’s only 3 endings left! Will this be the penultimate episode of Dinosaur Island? Also, Matt challenges Chris to a thrilling round of Which Interactive Fiction am I?, Chris walks us through the Top Five Songs of Dinosaur Rock , the guys drop some Hot News to com...

Happy Fey Day! Join Chris “Magic Wings” and his brother Matt “Twiddle Foots” as they take their first ever journey into a magical new adventure. Hold on to your tiny, magic hats because they’re about to be blown right off! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user generated round of Interactive Fiction or Kentucky Derby Winner (thanks, @actual_anna !), Matt challenges Chris to the traditional round of...

This week, Chris’ read gets dark on a level he was not expecting, Matt is viciously punished for being a child who would like to look at dinosaurs, and Arturo just keeps getting scarier. Join us for a seriously traumatizing week on Dino Island! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a brand new quiz format called “The One Word Switch Quiz,” the Ad Boys stop by with some good ideas for LeBeau Industries, T...

This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it’s disgusting. Enjoy! Also, Chris challenges Matt to an all-ne...

This week, the Yules are joined by the internet’s very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked! No time for fun copy! Jump into the episode because it’s a dang delight! And check below for vital links to everything Asterios is...

This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we’re not totally helpless but there’s only so much you can do. It’s a fun-time show! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Ulysses 31 (thanks @ TheWalkingDog6 ), Tod...

This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau’s amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can’t remember what happened to him, and it’s time for dino drinks! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Dinosaucers, Todd is not getting any cooler, the boys find a very exciting page, the page gets its own jangle, and a stand-up bit about who gets the arms of the middle seat on a pl...

This week, Chris has an epic adventure on an island full of dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Matt gets to make one whole entire single choice over the course of reading 12 thrilling pages of text! Was picking a 13-ending book a mistake? No way! WOO NEW BOOK DAY! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Dinosaurs (natch), the boys make some predictions for the new book, and...

This week, your boys are graced with the dang delightful presence of Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder , to continue our adventures in the land DOWN UNDAH (woof, sorry). Plus, find out what books YOU get to choose from for the Yuleses’ next journey! https://archive.org/download/142-final/142%20final.mp3 Go Vote for the Next Book! Listen to Week One of This Re...

Enough, already! This week, the boys are marathoning the ENTIRE REST OF THIS BOOK in a single, epic episode! But will they be able to find the remaining 10 endings PLUS the hidden 11th? Here’s hoping! Also, there will be Yeti crabs! There’s no time for fun copy! We have to finish this book RIGHT NOW! Time to dive in – for the last time maybe even! https://archive.org/download/141-final/141%20final...

This week, Chris meets some folks beneath the sea and immediately bails on them, Matt meets some folks beneath the sea and refuses to bail them out, and someone feels the need to Quest-Out a Live Read! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea, Chris introduces the new segment “We Forgot To Do A Thing So Our Users Had To Do It...

This week, Matt’s adventure is a total fluke, Chris goes all double-oh-seven for the Nodoors, and you are definitely not ready for RANDYMAN! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a user-generated round of Interactive Fiction Book from a Particular Series or 2020 Interactive Fiction Competition Entry (thanks, @swilllson !), Matt rounds up some amazing user-generated name options for our newest ocean frien...

This week, Chris is TOTALLY BETRAYED, Matt finds a whole new storyline MAYBE, and the guys are celebrating the new year with a couple of REAL positive attitudes. Happy New Year, dear Users! Also, Matt challenges Chris to the traditional New Year’s round of Interactive Fiction or Song by Ed Sheeran, Chris looks back at New Years That We’ve Done Before, R.I.P. Sebastian the Crab, the Deep Sea Fish F...

Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He’s brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you’d least expect. Oh, and it’s up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS! Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on the final (probably?) Holiday Surprise Caroloke challenge; Matt must identify moments from Finish It! Pas...

This week, Chris crushes all previous Read Tease jangles with his new piano playing skills, Matt might have found a whole new branch of stories, and another narrative loop is discovered. Is this book never-ending?! No! It just feels that way! Also, Matt challenges his bro to a new quiz called Did It Really End That Way?, Chris can’t believe how many endings are left, Matt threatens to put bolognes...

This week, Chris leaves his last page to read live because he thinks it could be “one of the greats” (it is not) and Matt discovers an infinite loop so we can keep this underwater party going FOREVER, BUDDIES! Also, Matt gets a brutal taste of his own Fun Fact medicine, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Simpsons Episode that he absolutely forgot to work on ahead of time, M...

This week, Chris gives up his human form! Matt does the unthinkable! Someone gets eaten by a fish! But was the fish big or not very big? Find out now! Also, Chris introduces Matt to an exciting new board game, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or or Google Autocomplete Result, Chris is become a pile, Matt is become a casserole, Dr. M totally dunks on a squid, and Leon keeps h...

This week, the brothers realize there are only two endings left in this holiday tradition! Will year three be the final year of this autumnal adventure? Or will they totally blow it? Also, let’s rename everything having to do with this problematic holiday! Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Sound Chris Makes When Eating Thanksgiving Dinner, things get Fraise-y, Matt i...