Finding Monster Right

Three primordial archdevils is admittedly a lot for us to handle, so we called in some backup! Alex and Simmee take a break from playing Diablo to talk to us… about Diablo. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

The World of Darkness is full of vampires, werewolves, mages, and more, but we can't help but feel like there's room for another spooky, scary creature of the night. Enjoy the end result of Allie listening to maybe a little too much @LAByNight! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Beneath the placid surface of the Amazon lies a sensual, slippery secret. The inimitable Jackson Baly joins our riverside fiesta as we procure gainful employment for some sexy magic dolphins. Jackson Baly: @alldogsaredead https://www.sanspantsradio.com/ Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Persian mythology is not a well we go to often on this show. But when we do, we get an episode featuring a brain-eating snake king, devil kisses, revolution, cow murder, and U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT). Give it a lissssssten! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

In Lord of the Rings canon, hobbits are still around today. But where are they? Ditch your shoes and pack some mushrooms, because we’re going there and back again! Also, stay tuned for a Monster Rehab segment where our anxiety-ridden hosts clearly forget the word "spa". Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightp...

Can we make the Invisible Man any better at his job by making him undetectable to some other sense? Are people made of food? And who can stand on one leg longer, Adam or Allie? Bring a bag of flour, because “finding” Monster Right is a daunting prospect this week. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Any pirate can put a prosthetic hook on the end of their arm, but can they put a sequel hook at the end of their movie? Listeners! You will always remember this as the day that you almost didn't tune in to Finding Monster Right! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

How does an exiled, alien, magic little green man, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the cold Pleistocene to do good deeds by backwards 60s standards, get home by means of plots that just meander? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Join us on another quest to the Spirit World of Avatar (good, not blue). This time, we're checking out a giant owl's library. But does Wan Shi Tong give a hoot about staying abreast of changing times? There's only one way to find out! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Oh, hi! We didn't see you there. Come on in! We were just talking about the podcast. Our goals, ambitions, history, and future. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

There's only one moon conspiracy you need to worry about, and all the evidence totally lines up, man! Visit our Twitter to see Adam's presentation so you too can know all the draconic lunar intrigue! Also, we're pretty sure this episode syncs up with The Dark Side of the Moon. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monste...

Quick! Name a fantasy film that's set in 1940s Europe, filmed in the mid-2000s, and features a faun. There are two right answers. But are they interchangeable? This week, two goats enter, one G.O.A.T. leaves! It’s Faun Swap! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

There's no better way to end June of the Living Dead than with an episode about Blade and his fellow half-vampires. From Balkan folklore to guilty pleasure action movies, we're stepping out into the daylight to talk about the dhampir! Wait, why do I hear techno music? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Going ghost! We already know they're not as scary as aliens, but how exactly do ghosts work? And how do we ensure that we'll get cool ghost powers after we die? We're talking specters, spirits, and phantasms as June of the Living Dead continues! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Happy podcast-iversary, listeners! June of the Living Dead continues with a return to our first-ever monster! We go back to the zombie's necromantic roots in Haitian Vodou, and then we forget everything we just learned and talk about pop culture necromancy anyway. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Lightning rends the heavens, and June of the Living Dead begins! Undead monsters of episodes past rise from their Final Rating Places to haunt the podcast once again! And what better way to start than another glance at Victor Frankenstein's creature, AKA Monster Right himself? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monste...

It's Part 2 of our journey to catch all of the Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods (with a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts)! Will we emerge from this challenge victorious, or will ball-tailed cats, exploding coffins, and surprisingly racist swamp dragons send us back to the Pokémon Center? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Tw...

We celebrate our 50th episode with a 111-year old book full of "fearsome critters", legends of the American frontier that prove that the part of the human brain that likes to catalog fictional monsters was active way before the mid 90s. How many Pokéballs do you think could fit in a covered wagon? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterr...

We're very proud to welcome esteemed/disgraced adventurer Col. H. M. Colonialism to the show to help us run down a list of the world's lacustrine monsters and figure out how many of them are just off-brand Loch Ness Monsters. Jump on in; the water's probably fine! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

The most amazing sci-fi element in Avatar (the blue one) isn't unobtainium. It's the super intelligent biosphere-cum-goddess called Eywa. Fascinating, yes, but can we trust this deciduous deity? Is she hiding something? And most importantly, what's she doing? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

In the early days of the Soviet Union, Dr. Ilya Ivanov had a dream. And that dream was pretty messed up and bad, really. Join us for a night of communism, ape grandkids, and the weirdest séance ever. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

The boys over at Kaiju Weekly Podcast have a problem: Is Clifford the Big Red Dog a kaiju? Fortunately, host Travis knew just who to call to answer the question once and for all... But they were busy, so he settled for us. Check out the episode we guest on the Kaiju Weekly Podcast where we talk Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kaiju-weekly/id1330448313?i=1...

Happy Easter! This paschal season, what better topic to discuss than underused parts of the mythology of the Alien universe? For example, the fact that Jesus was apparently a giant alien in an H. R. Gieger onesie. Will this be the episode that finally gets Allie the excommunication she desires? (God, I hope so. Otherwise I think I have to steal some kind of sacred chalice or something.) Tune in an...

Vampires. They drink blood, turn into bats, and occasionally sparkle. But what's un-life like for real vampires? Adam and Allie (name and pronoun reveal, no big deal) are about to find out firsthand in our first-ever in-person episode! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

The teenage mutant ninja turtles. Dare we defy one of those four otherwise completely unrelated words? Yes, we do. Because we at FMR believe that everyone, turtles included, has the right to a mutagenic ooze called post-secondary education. And before you ask, yes, the ninja turtles smoke weed in this one. We were the first ever people to take that courageous step. We are true pioneers of comedy....