Finding Monster Right

May the Fourth be with you! Come into our cockpit and smuggle with us in the Outer Rim as our returning guest Alex helps us untangle a very hairy mystery in a galaxy far, far away. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Beards. Axes. Ale. Xenophobia. That’s pretty much dwarves. Surely there’s a reason these stout folks are such a high fantasy staple. We get into worldbuilding as we try to figure out what makes dwarves tick. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Now that Easter has hopped on down the bunny trail, it's time for a fey thing in rabbit-form to jump off of the silver screen! I'm sorry; that wasn't meant to sound so scary. Anyway, lot of Jimmy Stewart impressions in this one, gang. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Two similar witches from European folklore are about to go head to head in what Mario and Sonic assure us is the only way to compare two things. Light the torch, but leave your pitchforks at home! It's time for some wicked winter Olympics! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Would you wear an animal hide for seven years in exchange for a vague promise of riches? No? Well, what if I told you the guy making the promise was the Devil? Still no? What if we stopped the episode dead in its tracks to do karaoke in borderline offensive German accents? Does that budge the needle for you? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Are there living dinosaurs in Africa? To find the answer, we’ll need to bring Yahoo Answers back from extinction, and there’s only one way to do that. It’s Roy Mackal meets McElroys as we combine cryptozoology with podcast parody! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Don't interact with those CRISPR arachnids, unless you have the PPE! I'm talking lab coat, mask, nitrile gloves and some goggles so you can see! There's a lot more than that, so if you wear the mask of that guy called Spider-Man, Just shoot a web while we shoot you a proposal for our villain-saving plan! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Good evening! In this deluxe-length episode, we make bad jokes over the classic vampire film Nosferatu to celebrate its 100th anniversary! Get your necks ready, because we’re about to take a bite! Watch along with us: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC6jFoYm3xs Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

When in the course of alien events, a device does what it does, and sticks itself upon one’s wrist, the secrets of which it hides, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that one should have superpowers, and be no ordinary kid, but Ben 10. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

It was us. We made all those "It was me. I let the dogs out." T-shirts from the 2010s. We're sorry. Please accept this episode about Cerberus, the Triple Good Boy of Hades, as an apology. And get ready, because the Boo-kenuba National Championship is about to begin! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

It's like they always say: Eat the rich, or the rich eat you! Tolkien's last great fire-drake prepares to desolate our podcast as we try to put an end to his capitalist ways with the Black Arrow of civic duty! This episode may contain riddles. Viewer discretion is advised. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

It's a tale as true as crime as we look at the most infamous man-eating wolf in French history, the Beast of Gevaudan. This true crime canine will get away with it unless four meddling kids, their stupid dog, and some guy with an arquebus have anything to say about it! True crime. Am I doing SEO right? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, even if that cover depicts a kid turning into a cool shark and you're an about-to-be-traumatized middle schooler in the early-to-mid-2000s. It's all in your hands... Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Twitter: @monsterrightpod

We dive headfirst into some elder millennial nostalgia with a surprisingly good cartoon featuring Shakespeare references, evil billionaires, and the best animated depiction of gargoyles Disney has to offer (Sorry, Hunchback). Here on Adam's girlfriend's Disney+ account, the 90s are back, and Gargoyles lives again! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.f...

Feeling significant? Don't worry! Old Howie Lovecraft's got just the monster to get you nice and existentially distraught again. Just remember not to listen to this episode for too long, lest you lose yourself to the timeless abyss of our mediocre comedy. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

The dark, giant head of a mysterious yokai erupts from a placid sea. The sky blackens, the winds roar, and your shipmates start feverishly drilling holes in a barrel. We decided this monster was too scary, so we made a really chill episode to try and balance the vibes. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpo...

Since canceling the apocalypse is apparently unpopular, how should the kaiju-crafting Precursors proceed with their invasion? The Bad Boys of Monster Podcasting help us kick off a month of giant sea monsters with our most drift compatible episode yet! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

As a yuletide villain, the Grinch, as we know, has a moral instilled in his annual show. The monster’s rehabbed; we have nothing to do! Except there's more to be had with this tale from Seuss. But be warned, little monsters, the episode’s cursed! Our show is so absurd, the whole thing’s in verse! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterri...

The Rankin-Bass stop-motion Christmas specials are truly, madly, deeply weird. For example, why is the Island of Misfit Toys ruled by a winged lion? Our best guesses involve deviant griffins, Paleo-Indians, and tax evasion. What do you think? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Bowser is an evil turtle and an absolute waste of a head of state. Will Adam’s recent odyssey and Allie’s video game indifference prove to be the axe that sends him into the lava below, or will he fiddle with a new kidnapping plan while the Koopa Kingdom burns? Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom's dinosaur auction netted some pretty unimpressive profits. So we're selling all our dinosaurs 2021-style! All of Allie's paleo-nerd nostalgia is up against some crypto nonsense in a smackdown for the ages! Only one will make it out of Spooky Dinosaur Mansion alive! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterri...

If you ever find yourself in the region of Pennsylvania known as "Pennsyltucky", you may encounter a local cryptid known as the albatwitch! Or a Wonka wannabe that sells you gas station ice cream. Or a folk band with really cool hats. It's a bit of a tossup. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

We're coming from-a space to teach you of the Pleiades, as well as all the other places that your reincarnated alien soul might be from. This is definitely not a scam. Why would aliens need to scam you? That’s crazy! Now give me $5. It’s for the aliens. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Now this is a story all about how the E.T. coverup is goin’ down. And if we could have an hour, just sit right back, we’ll talk about the MiB, which stands for Men in Black. Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod

Happy Halloween! This year, we're staying up all night in the pumpkin patch with our blankets in tow and our dice at the ready as we determine exactly what kind of creature of the night has captured Linus Van Pelt's devotion. No tricks, all treats! Email us at: findingmonsterright@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail at: https://anchor.fm/findingmonsterright Twitter: @monsterrightpod