Final Femme

Do you like to read? Good! Because you're reading this! And in todays episode we talk about so many other things you can read. Sidney's been reading Itch by Gemma Amor The Red Winter by Cameron Sullivan House of Splinters by Laura Purcell Wild Swans by Jung Chang Ninth House / Hell Bent / Dead Beat by Leigh Bardugo Sabriel by Garth Nix Guards Guards and Color of Magic by Terry Pratchet And that's...

This episode is about a doll. What doll? The doll with the power. What power? The power of Voodoo. Who do? Charles Lee Ray! ...Chucky if you nasty.

Warning - this recording is haunted. No really, the audio got chopped up and we thought it was dead but its back from the dead to haunt you with tales of a metallic orb and dream logic!

Today we touch on media including Frankenstein, Martin Gilbert, Blue Eyed Samurai, Sailor Moon, Monty Python, AITA reddit stories, Top Secret, and some personal anecdotes tossed in! This Chompers has RANGE, baby!

Ghosts, contempt, murder?! House on haunted hill has it all! Plus a twirly little mustache. Join Sydney and Jack as they try to escape the haunted house and win $10,000!

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Come hang out with Jack, Sidney, and Grant as we talk about what we've been sinking our teeth into!

What's this! What's THIS?! A Sidney on the air! What's THIS?! A Jack not in despair! What's this?! I can't believe my ears, I must be dreaming a new ep is up, now streaming! WHATS THIS

Jack and Sydney take on the Blair Witch... whom is nowhere to be found in this film. But that's okay, the shaky-cam alone is enough to contend with in this 1999 found footage horror flick. So grab some twigs, make a friend, and listen to a tale about 3 kids that set out to record one movie that turned into a different kind of film.

Join Sydney, Jack, and Grant for our second Chompers episode where we talk about all things media. This episode contains 100% more Jack than our last Chompers episode!

Sydney and Jack are back in the 90s! This time with a story about manslaughter turned 1st degree murder turned serial killer! And if you think that sentenced escalated quickly, just wait until you hear the episode!

They fell from the sky to invade your ears! Jack and Sidney are back serving up only the finest calve brains and capers. No rat turds here! ... If you listen to the episode, you'll understand. And then you'll be in on the joke - You will assimilate. You WILL assimilate. Just kidding! Now shake off that husk and join us as we talk 1978's INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!

Hey Listeners! Jack is on vacation, so Sidney called in Grant to try out something new. This episode isn't about one movie, instead we invite you to join us while we share what stories in various media that we've been enjoying. So strap in! We're talking movies, tv shows, video games and, the OG, books! We won't ask you to gobble the entire plots, just little chomps-chomps.

Listen in as Sydney and Jack solve this Rubix Cube for unimaginable pain and pleasure! I... I mean PUZZLE BOX! Yes this complicated puzzle box. They certainly will never think to peel the... HEY! Stop taking the stickers off the Rubix Cube! You can't do that! It's against the rules! Cenobites! Stop them! They're ruining it!

No matter how the housing market looks, don’t buy property in resident evil. That’s a decision that will bite you in the butt! Sidney and Jack didn’t follow this advice and decided to visit the neighborhood only to find a city in complete disorder. Shambling zombies, blood-thirsty dogs, gas masked soldiers and a pesky HOA president named the Red Queen all made for an unwelcome stay. 0/5 stars. Luc...

Sydney and Jack are back! And they brought the devil with them! Join them as they navigate 70’s late night TV and... Satan? Abracadabra y’all!

Sorry friends, no new episode today. But don't get too scared; we'll be back in August after we survive this year's death-defying summer camp!

Better check the alignment on this episode because something seems off! 2010's Rubber depicts a homicidal tire stalking a woman while being observed by a crowd through binoculars. Long time listeners may not find this the oddest part as our dear Sidney is off pursuing vampiric interests! But don't get too deflated, Jack is joined by Grant to get things rolling. Listen in as we tread carefully thro...

What's cold and dark and has six women in it? It's not a joke; it's the cave in The Descent. But wait, there's more! There's creatures that will slash your throat or just eat you alive! Sidney is daydreaming about more romantic monsters like Dracula. Meanwhile, Jack is more concerned about the tiny tunnels our cave-diving protagonists crawl through. Grab your carabiners, dear listeners; this one's...

Have you heard the urban legend about The Puffy Coat killer? Legend has it that to blend better into their surroundings, The Puffy Coat Killer bought everyone in town a puffy coat from Temu. Even Jack and Sidney are wearing fur-lined parkas this episode! As the tale goes, those that don't listen to this episode will die a gruesome death! So tune in, or BEWARE!

Alfred Hitchcock answers the question, "What if we didn't wait for people to die before performing a sky burial?" And then follows that up with making all the sounds of the birds with a Trautonium. Instead of just... birds. There's a lot to unpeck here. Lucky for you, Sidney and Jack are ready to swoop in with some no-nonsense critique! Gather round, fledglings—it's feeding time for THE BIRDS!

Jack lends his rock band expertise in picking apart today's episode, Studio 666! Everyone knows sex, drugs, and rock & roll! But what about ranch dressing and chicken parmesan? Lemon bars and cocaine? The Book of the Dead and raccoon's blood? String art and melody progression??? Pump up the volume on today's episode as Jack and Sidney pluck away at all these topics and more! WIDDLY WIDDLY WEEE...

Furries and forts. Bad guys and bears. Rock ‘n’ roll rabbits and rampaging face-eating cupcakes. Sid and jack step into the world of Chuck E Cheese…err Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza but no amount of lucid dreaming will take away the dead-eyed animatronic faces burned into their minds.

Last time we watched a little girl that could commune with dead adults trying to keep the living out of their house. This time we're watching a little boy that can commune with dead kids that are trying to keep the living at their house forever! And fair warning - this one isn't a comedy. So get ready to get spooked! Maybe have a box of tissues handy. And invite all your childhood friends because...

Hey kids! Come on down to Beetle Town with Jack and Sidney! Got a pesky family you can’t exorcise? Try a Harry Belafonte song! Just be sure not to call on the man in the stripes! Beetle Guise, Beetle Guise—oh, don’t say his name thrice! You don't want this ghoulish sleaze in your graveyard!