Film School Janitors Review Films

Are we truly entering the next era of beautiful animation? Not counting all the gross booger-y mutant-y things... The Film School Janitors watched TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM and this is their review!

The Film School Janitors now have the ultimate metric to rate movies: PEE-WEE's BIG ADVENTURE being the best, and BIG TOP PEE-WEE being the worst. So where does PEE-WEE's BIG HOLIDAY fit on that scale? Listen to this review to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Time for the final film: ERNEST IN THE ARMY (It's about a terrorist organization trying to get a top secret missile and Ernest's troop of army reservists and a reporter have to save the day! I made it sound way more interesting than it pro...

It's difficult to find joy in the subject matter of the film, but in the hype around it - what fun! The Film School Janitors have completed "Barbenheimer" by finally watching OPPENHEIMER. Does the film justify its three-hour runtime? Listen to their review to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA (What's it about? Aside from the casual racism, Ernest gets wrapped up in a Jewel of the Nile-esque adventure. Nothing too weird!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

What can be said about BIG TOP PEE-WEE? It's the one where Pee-Wee Herman gets laid. Listen to the Film School Janitors review instead of ever, ever, ever watching this movie.

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: SLAM DUNK ERNEST (What's it about? An angel and a devil battle for a young boy's eternal soul and Ernest saves him with goofy magic shoes. No lying!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors decided to honor Paul Reubens a.k.a. Pee-Wee Herman by visiting/re-visiting his three films, starting with PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE! How does the film hold up? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO SCHOOL (What's it about? Ernest has to go back to high school to get a diploma to work at the same high school he's going to so he gets brain powers that also make him a great athlete and I'm exhausted...) Hopefully...

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST RIDES AGAIN (What's it about? Well, it starts with a MR. BILL short skit to pad the film's run time, then for 40 minutes of the movie, Ernest rides around on a giant cannon!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

This podcast might go down as one of the Film School Janitors best! The same might not be said for SECRET INVASION and the MCU. Save yourself the three hours of watching and let the Janitors explain why...

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST SCARED STUPID (What's it about? Ernest unleashed a troll that steals children's souls. Fun stuff!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO JAIL (What's it about? He goes to jail! There's also a switcheroo and electrical-slash-magnetic superpowers. This is a weird one.) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

Sean had a dream about a reality game show, and like most dreams it's half-realized. The other Film School Janitors help him sort it out. P.S. The show idea's new name is "APARTNERS"...

What are the Film School Janitors doing watching something not released by Disney and their ilk? The Janitors decide to dive in and tackle SHIN ULTRAMAN, a re-imagining of the Japanese hero that has had plenty of movies and TV shows based on him over the years. How is that anything different than what Disney offers?

The Film School Janitors are back! Just like Harrison Ford! They all watched INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY, and has destiny been fulfilled? Did the director of LOGAN (James Mangold) deliver a swan song for our adventurer like he did with our Wolverine? (Hey, it's all Disney baby!) Dial in and check out what the Janitors thought!

The Film School Janitors watched BARBIE opening weekend and had a piping-hot review ready for you - but the recording system botched it! So the Janitors are back, and trying to hit all the same beats they did in their original review, Do they accomplish the impossible, just like how this BARBIE movie accomplished the impossible? Sure! You'll never know!

The Film School Janitors dared to review BARB...ARIANS. THE BARBARIANS as a matter of fact. That's the big movie of 2023, right? Drats! Well, instead enjoy this review of the 80's sword-and-sandal sort-of-classic rip-off of CONAN THE BARBARIAN.

The Elementary Film School Janitors finally completed the other two seasons of AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, and these are their thoughts!

When your #1 FAN makes a request, you do it! The Film School Janitors review "LADY KRILLERS" which is the second half of the fifth episode in the second season of MILO MURPHY'S LAW, which is a cartoon on Disney. MILO MURPHY is voiced by WEIRD AL YANKOVICH. This isn't weird...

The Film School Janitors are closing in on the final adventure of revisiting and reviewing the INDIANA JONES films. Next stop: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL Lambasted at the time of its original release, has time healed any or all wounds? Or is this film still a slog to get through? Listen to what the Janitors thought now!

Hey, come here and take a listen! Were you aware that SHAZAM! had a sequel? And it was in theaters? And it's been available to stream for a bit now? Well the Film School Janitors all finally watched SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS and this is their review!

The Film School Janitors have never reviewed any BLACK MIRROR episodes before this sixth season. The reason? Soon to be an episode in season seven, I'd wager. Do they talk about all five episodes? For this review to be as long as it is, I'd wager.

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

Is this film the Holy Grail? The Film School Janitors review the third (and formerly final) film: INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE! How sappy can one Janitor get? Listen to find out!