Film School Janitors Review Films

If you've watched any recent episodes of Saturday Night Live over the past couple seasons, you might have seen these guys. And they got a movie, while Lonely Island never (officially) did. The Film School Janitors watched PLEASE DON'T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN because they thought it might be like THE GOONIES. It is not. This is their review.

The Film School Janitors checked out the latest film by David Fincher, director of FIGHT CLUB. It apparently played in some theaters, but you can find THE KILLER on Netflix! We follow an assassin as he seeks revenge after an attempt goes wrong. Have we seen this film a thousand times before? Yes, and most of them star Nic Cage! This one stars Magneto (#2)! Listen to find out what they think!

There's bleak, and then there's bleeeeak. The Film School Janitors watched LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND, and it's about a vacationing family that finds the owners returning to their rental property while the world becomes more chaotic. Like I said - bleak. But this review is not bleak, so enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are based out of Detroit, so of course their relationship with the Lions is tenuous at best. 2023 is shaping up to be quite a year, and we haven't had a year quite like it since 1991, when Barry Sanders used to play here. BYE BYE BARRY is a documentary about his career and why he left. This is a podcast reviewing it. Enjoy!

F IS FOR FAMILY, but F is also for Film School Janitors! After watching comedian Bill Burr's live-action directorial debut with OLD DOGS, the Janitors decided to check out a few episodes of his animated show from a few years back. Here's their thoughts!

The Film School Janitors get festive for their review of Eddie Murphy's latest - CANDY CANE LANE! What starts out as a holiday lights competition turns into a nightmarish mission of battling the living embodiments of The Twelve Days of Christmas song! Enjoy the review! That's all you're getting form the Janitors this year!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: CHRISTMAS CAROL: THE MOVIE It's another Nic Cage cartoon role! This time he portrays the ghost of Scrooge's old partner, Jacob Marley, and to be honest, it's quite terrifying! So curl up this Ch...

So what's it like to be one of the OLD DADS featured in the Netflix movie? Well, some of the Film School Janitors have some experience with that. Basically, if you like Bill Burr's comedy, you probably watched this or will watch it. Will you recognize jokes? Probably. Listen to what the Janitors thought about it.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: MATCHSTICK MEN After a couple animated films in a row (and with a couple more still coming up), the Janitors decided to watch a real film. This one's about con men that claim to be good guys. Wh...

This was a short that slipped under the Film School Janitors' radar, but it won an Oscar (a couple years ago) and had acclaim (a couple years ago) and some controversy (a couple years ago). The short film is called TWO DISTANT STRANGERS (now) and it's available on Netflix (now) and this is the Janitors' review (now).

LOKI is back and ready for more mind-bending adventures! Does season two live up the expectations raised by the first season, or does it crash and burn? Also, how about all them extra-curricular controversies surrounding one particular star of the show? The Film School Janitors take their time and tackle it all in this review. Listen now!

The TV universe for THE BOYS is growing on Amazon Prime, and the first spin-off (not counting the cartoon spin-off DIABOLICAL because it was animated) has arrived! GEN V follows a group of super powered college students at God U as they navigate not only their personal problems, but um, much bigger problems like extinction! The Film School Janitors watched all the episodes (well, almost all the ep...

How about that! Most of the grown-up Film School Janitors watched THE MARVELS as well, so this is their analysis of the MCU's 33rd film! Well, at least two of them, and now there are four... BONUS! The Janitors discuss Marvel casting rumors!

Sometimes trying to get the Film School Janitors to watch something is like pulling teeth. So why not turn to those still loosing their teeth! The Elementary Film School Janitors watched THE MARVELS and this is their review!

It's time for another round of "live-action adaptation of a beloved anime!" This time it's ONE PIECE, and how does the show compare to the cartoon and manga? Luckily, some the Film School Janitors know the source material so they bring insight to their review. Yes, I said they bring insight. Why so surprised?!

It's time for another round of "it's a movie based on a video game!" This time around, it's a live-action adaptation of the cult horror game series FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S. Do you find animatronic creatures and people creepy? Are you afraid of flickering lights and do jump scares give you glee? Apparently, play the game instead. And check out this review to see what the Film School Janitors though...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE CROODS Yes, it's another cartoon, but there are only a few left. But this one is definitely one-third to one-half Nic Cage's movie. He's kind of the main character? He's not just voice worki...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES Wait. Isn't this a film based on a spinoff animated TV shows that's definitely made for juvenile minds? That's why the Janitors loved it! But what does it have to d...

Have you even heard of THE DEAD DON'T DIE, a zombie film starring Bill Murray and Adam Driver? At least one of the Film School Janitors hadn't. What's it about? A zombie breakout from the view a small town. Are they fast zombies? Nothing is fast about this movie...

Initially, two of the Film School Janitors watched all of AHSOKA and started reviewing it. Then they took a break so the third (and final) Janitor could watch it. Guess who did what, or just listen to find out what they thought about STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 5, er, SEASON 1 (?) of AHSOKA!

The Film School Janitors finally got their "trucks" in a row (see what I did there?! I quack me up!) and watched the television adaptation of TWISTED METAL. How did it compare to the video game where everybody just drives around shooting each other? Listen to find out!

Just in time for spooky season, the Film School Janitors found a copy of FREDDY VS. JASON to rewatch! Did the epic battle live up to the memories of the Janitors, or did the 20 years in-between murder too many brain cells? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: ASTRO BOY In the CGI adaptation of the classic anime, Nic Cage plays Tenma, Astro Boy's "father." How well does he convey the tortured soul of a man who lost everything? Like he got a paycheck?...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: WORLD TRADE CENTER Filmed only five years after the attack by Oliver Stone, this film follows Nic Cage as he lays still trapped beneath the rubble. Powerful doesn't even begin to explain this fi...

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST (and almost ERNEST) movies! Last up: PIRATES OF THE PLAIN This is the end of the NCU SUMMER BREAK, and the Film School Janitors decided to watch what could have been the tenth ERNEST film, or at least a pivot for star JIM VARNEY. Ernest creator an...