Film Logic

Lundgren stars as the oiled up Prince Adam (not mentioned in the movie) as he defends Castle Gray Skull (not pictured in the movie)

Ray Etheridge had a vision to make a movie about a man named Russell who farts constantly. This is his story.

It's Spy Kids directed by Zack Snyder. The official "We have Frankie Muniz at home" movie of 2006. For those who were lucky enough to grow up on Anthony Horowitz's YA novels, Alex is the 007 for high school kids. Lots of cool gadgets, goofy bad guys, and 1000% less bedding women. Join Alex Pettyfer, Bill Nighy, Alicia Silverstone, Andy Serkis, and Ewan McGregor in a film that too...

Night of the Zoopocalypse is a Canadian animated project starring David Harbour and inspired by Clive Barker. Is it for kids, or is this body horror nightmare project too much?

Warning: the movie we watched was rated TV-14, but it definitely earned an R rating in its portrayal of women. Be advised that we warn viewers of the content with vivid language. We finally did it. We watched an anime movie on Tubi. Tubi has some very good gems from Japan so we weren't worried that this was going to be slop, but it is fun to see what arrives on the free streaming platform. Tub...

Today's special episode asks our viewers to determine whether a movie is real or fake. We either watched a crazy and bizarre story about Russian politicians turning into rats, or we made it up. Either way, it is an exciting episode where we ponder the fate of Casper Van Dien and theorize what movie Rebel Wilson would be good in. Ratpocalypse is set in 2015, Senator Casper Van Dien addresses th...

John Candy and Eugene Levy are in a buddy cop film about two security workers uncovering corruption in the force. Also stars Meg Ryan in one of her early roles. Written by Harold Ramis and Directed by Mark Lester This movie came out in 1986 in the wake of Beverly Hills Cop and Police Academy.

The Guyver, directed by Screaming Mad George and Steven Wang stars Vivian Fu, Mark Hamil, and some blonde guy who never got over playing with action figures. Mark Hamill does his best to give dignity and respect to this live-action manga adaptation, but secretly, he is cursing out his agent. I mean...Jimmie Walker plays a rapping monster that scares children when he is on screen. The Guyver is wha...

Join Ivy, Mike, Adam, and Vin for a movie that is hard to understand, but not easy to look away from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) is one of the quintessential "cult classics"—a movie that was almost universally ignored at the box office but became a legendary piece of pop culture due to its bizarre, dense world-building and dry wit. The movie is famou...

Woodchipper Massacre (1988) is an ultra-low-budget "shot-on-video" (SOV) horror-comedy that has gained a cult following for its amateur charm and campy execution. It was written, directed, and scored by its lead actor, Jon McBride. ​Plot Synopsis ​The story follows three siblings—Jon, Denice, and Tom—who are left home alone for a weekend while their father is away on business. Their father leaves...

In the 2014 holiday film The 3 Dogateers (also known as The Three Dogateers Save Christmas ), three talking dogs must save the day when their family's Christmas is ruined. The story follows three pampered pooches— Barkos , Wagos , and their leader Arfamis . When their owners leave them home alone on Christmas Eve, a pair of burglars breaks into the house and steals everything: the presents, th...

Mike, Adam, Vin, and Ivy review a Full Moon studio movie about getting trapped in a video game. A troubled teenage girl, Alex, discovers that the VR game  Arcade  is  trapping the souls  of the players who lose. When her boyfriend and several friends disappear after playing it, she realizes the game is sentient and evil, having been created using the  brain cells of a dead boy . Teaming up with th...

Overview Tammy and the T-Rex is a 1994 American horror-comedy/teen sci-fi film directed by Stewart Raffill. Wikipedia+1 The film stars Denise Richards as “Tammy” (though in the credits she’s listed as “Tanny”) and Paul Walker as her high-school boyfriend Michael. Wikipedia+1 Plot synopsis: Michael is brutally attacked and falls into a coma, and meanwhile a mad scientist (Dr. Wachenstein) implants...

The 1993 movie Love Bites is a comedy-horror film starring 1980s pop star Adam Ant as a vampire named Zachary Simms. ​🧛 Plot Summary ​Zachary Simms is a 350-year-old vampire who wakes up in his coffin after having overslept for 100 years. ​He finds his crypt is now under the house of a modern career woman named Kendall Gordon (Kimberly Foster). ​Zachary and Kendall fall in love, leading the vampi...

Mike, Ivy, Adam, and Vic watch The Panda Plan starring Jackie Chan. The film The Panda Plan (also known as Xiong mao ji hua) is an action-comedy starring Jackie Chan. ​Here is a description of the movie and its reported box office performance: ​Description of the Movie ​Plot: The film stars Jackie Chan as a version of himself—an aging, legendary international action star. He is invited to adopt a...

Is this the worst movie we've ever reviewed? Mike, Ivy, Adam, and Vin weigh in on a horror movie adapted from the 1993 game, Alone in the Dark. Starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Orndorff. Directed by the infamous Uwe Boll. Edward Carnby discovers ancient artifacts that he must keep from an evil professor who seeks to open the door between light and darkness.

Jack De Sana, Kelly Marie Tran, and Chris W. Smith have some relationship woes to work out in Me, Myself and the Void. Jack, a struggling comedian, wakes up in a semi-conscious world only to find his body lying on the bathroom floor. He needs to recount the past to figure out what happened. That means revisiting his relationship problems with Mia and Chris. Join Vince, Mike, Adam, and Ivy as we tr...

This movie is bonkers. Feng Tian, a 70-year-old Chinese woman, directed a film about a girl falling in love with a cursed dog. This movie features no music, breakneck editing, acting that's dialed to 11, and a romantic relationship with a singing dog. Is it a cry for help, a tribute to the color green, or a rom-com owned by a cult? Mike, Ivy, Adam, Vince and Alvin Flang work together to solve...

War of the Worlds (2025) is so bonkers we had to leave Tubi to see it. How did this get greenlit? Why is Amazon using this to flex their brand? Who thought Ice Cube right clicking pictures was a good idea? We answer these questions and more. War of the Worlds (2025).

Time After Time (1979) Starring Malcom McDowell and Mary Steenburgen Plot: HG Wells travels to 1979 to capture Jack the Ripper. It's a love story like Kate and Leopold and it's a dark murder story like From Hell.

When HP Lovecraft's space rock hits the Gardener's farm, things start to make the family go insane. Nicholas Cage plays a loving father who eventually goes full Cage. Color out of Space came out in 2019 and was written by Richard Stanley.

Tom Hanks and a bunch of other actors that don't deserve the same spotlight as him team up to play Mazes and Monsters. But trouble abounds when players start to get depressed and delusional. This movie is a PSA against enjoying fantasy, ripping off Lord of the Rings, RPGs, and visiting the Twin Towers. Mazes and Monsters: Starring: Tom Hanks and others Date: December, 1982 On Tubi. TV IMDB: 4.6 Pr...

Jeremy Irons, Thora Birch, and Marlon Wayans roll for charisma in this early D&D hack and cast movie. We review Dungeons and Dragons 2001 on TubiDecided. The 2000 film adaptation of Dungeons & Dragons was generally panned by critics and audiences alike. Here's a breakdown of the common points of criticism: Poor Special Effects and Visuals: Many reviewers felt the special effects and CGI, particula...

What happens when you try to emulate PS3 graphics in a 2014 animated film? Spoiler: It doesn't age very well. Heavenly Sword is reviewed. Here’s a paraphrased summary of Heavenly Sword (2014), followed by an overview of its critical reception: --- 🎬 Plot Summary Nariko, a young warrior from an ancient clan tasked with safeguarding the powerful Heavenly Sword, is deemed a failure by her father and...

Robert Johnston wrote a mysterious blues song in the 1920s, and Ralph Machio wants to learn it. Can he get Joe Seneca to reveal the secret song on their journey, or will the devil take Joe's soul? We saw Crossroads (1986)