Fifth and Long

Hair! (Stroking Beards) 14.01.2024 22:51 ↓

Happy New Year! From Jason Kelce, to Lebron James, to Andre 3000, to Alexander the Great, to Chase! We talk about the HAIR (facial and scalpel) and why Heather chopped all her's off and grew it back.

Timber! 20.11.2023 34:33 ↓

Chase & Heather talk about getting married, chin straps, & choosing the right words.

Chase’s Top Seven Injuries 08.11.2023 32:17 ↓

Heather reads Chase’s top seven injuries. Chase goes into deeper detail about the longboard crash & Bend, OR in general.

Get That Paper 08.11.2023 24:37 ↓

We’re getting married! Also, misunderstood communications & how we cope. Speaking of which, Correction: Heather’s coworker is about 4’10”.

Stephen King & Cracked Ribs 15.10.2023 34:12 ↓

The genius of Stephen King & how grownups are just big kids.

LOTR Talks Pt. 1 14.10.2023 22:44 ↓

Nerding out over some Tolkien.

Bear (Moose) With Us Pt. 1 14.10.2023 28:22 ↓

We exchange tales of animal encounters, from camp clowns to what constitutes a Grizzly.

LOTR Talks Pt. 2 14.10.2023 29:59 ↓

The will of the Ring & the healing power of Nature.

We’re Back 10.10.2023 0:16 ↓

We’re trying, we don’t have the rights for that.

Big Hause 28.07.2023 49:54 ↓

Chase is headed back to Alaska! Heather isn’t coping well. To cheer up, we talk about Joe Namath’s children’s book, Minor League Baseball, & how it’s the little things that matter.

Football, Fire, & Glory 11.07.2023 1:01:00 ↓

One of the best raw conversations we’ve had recorded.

Jeff is a Nick Name 19.05.2023 35:56 ↓

Chase and Heather bring in old pal "Jeff" to talk about the Denver Broncos, the Kentucky Derby, and quickly shoot off the rails.

Homer, Grave Robbers, and the most Badass Founding Father You’ve Never Heard Of 15.02.2023 1:09:18 ↓

Heather teaches Chase about the Spunkers Club & why there are body parts in Ben Franklin’s Basement. Correction, Final Segment: Heather says Bunker Hill, intending Beacon Hill— Two different hills. Subscribe to bypass our erratic lack of schedule! Deuces!

Super Bowl Glow 13.02.2023 25:59 ↓

Chase & Heather are home from the town SB party & doing laps over RhiRhi, the Victory Formation, & love through community.

Heavy Metal Super Bowl 12.02.2023 22:47 ↓

Everything in Chase’s life sounds metal, Heather cracks up over the specificity of nuts & wrenches, & Jack White is a credible authorty on music & furniture. Correction: Jack White collected recordings from Paramount Records. Please subscribe to get our sporadic updates!

Get Fresh 08.01.2023 13:41 ↓

Heather & Chase square off over the dictionary.

To Muff the Punt 07.01.2023 25:41 ↓

Heather asks how to muff a punt, or is it punt a muff?

Gone to the Far Side 05.01.2023 17:52 ↓

Chase expresses love for the Far Side Comics, but doesn’t understand one.

Chase Talks Onside Kicks 01.10.2022 5:00 ↓

Just what the title says. 

We’re Back! 24.09.2022 18:50 ↓

Where have Chase and Heather been all these months! Heather has an announcement.

Broadway Joe 11.03.2022 19:21 ↓

Chase talks about the merger of the NFL and AFL.

We’re OK 11.03.2022 26:13 ↓

Heather tells Chase the surprising origin story of, “OK.”

Fairytale Nerding Out 19.02.2022 12:41 ↓

Chase is writing a fairytale and Heather talks archaeology. Football!

The Pro Bowl and the Puppy 06.02.2022 18:18 ↓

Chase and Heather get ready for a Pro Bowl Watch party, and discuss naming a new member of the team.

The Shark 04.02.2022 31:54 ↓

Heather and Chase try to tease out what made Jerry Tarkanian, “Tark the Shark.”