Fetch A Pail

And we're baaack! After a VERY long hiatus, Jackie and Jill are back and excited to catch up with you! We've compiled all of our hilarious intros from Seasons 1&2 as a teaser episode for the upcoming 3rd season of Fetch A Pail. So prepare your ear balls for half an hour of nonsense and keep an eye out for our new episodes soon! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Instagram: ht...

Bwehhh-bweh-bweh-bwehh!! JILL’S BDAY EPISODE! Jackie has had an amazing couple of weeks once again and nothing terrible happened to any of her windshields when it was raining. Jill actually did have an amazing birthday weekend and maybe had a nice time before that too but tends to not remember well more than 3-4 days in the past. Catch up with us and then stick around for the Cork Bork, Queer Qorn...

Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo NEW FORMAT ALERT! It’s mostly all the same old s-h-i-t that you know (and we assume love) but there’s even more of it! New segments, new takes on old segments, YOU NAME IT! Actually we named it. Or them I guess. Anyway it turns out after 2 weeks your fav cutie pie hosty babes have lots to catch up on and one or more of them may have watched too many movies. Cakes were both...

In lieu of witty and delightful show notes, please enjoy this lil bit of business. Here at Fetch a Pail we are all about ch-ch-ch-changes! First change to report is that we will be a Bi-Weekly Friendship podcast from now on. Every other Thursday we will be coming at ya with a familiar, but (hopefully) elevated format and some new/improved segments! The first year of Podcasting during the pandemic...

Episode 50! This was meant to be a shorty aka Speed Run because Jackie had better things to do but we ended up talking so much that even though we skipped several segments it’s actually just a regular length episode, not our PB. That’s a speedrunner term, I am very cool for knowing it. Jackie has been pro being perceived this week and Jill had an… experience at the doctor that you’re probably gonn...

Wow we actually recorded on time 2 weeks in a row, it’s almost like we are professional podcasters! Episode 2 of Season 2 is a very special episode indeed because we recorded it on JACKIE'S BIRTHDAY! Do you know Jackie as well as Jill does? Play along with the special birthday quiz and give yourself however many points you feel like because no one will be there to hold you accountable to the truth...

Episode 48 aka Season 2 Episode 1: The Comeback! That’s actually not what the episode is called but it is what we did. After a somewhat unplanned and certainly unannounced hiatus from recording Jackie and Jill return to the mics to catch you up on the latest! You ready for your favorite segments? I hope not because we skipped most of them. You tryin to laugh once or twice and feel warm and fuzzy i...

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Lil shorty action comin at ya this week, but what we lack in run time we make up for in actually good content so you’re welcome! Jackie is living her best basic b word life via the Starby’s PSL and Jill is trying to do more hobbies and succeeding medium-ly. Your gals ponder if the success of PSL is contingent upon its novelty, or if it would be more profitable to offer it year round. Same question...

We recorded 2 days later than usual because on Tuesday at noon Jill was certain she was going to feel amazing after work and go to the hardware store and go grocery shopping. Instead she and her boyfriend both got migraines and she laid in bed and watched Real Housewives of Salt Lake City for 7 hours but she didn’t talk about it on the episode because Jackie is very rude about reality television s...

Well, Jill’s back from vacation and she’s just as sleepy and cranky as ever after several mishaps including but not limited to bad times sleeping while camping. Jackie thinks Jill should just be better at camping, and to be fair she is not wrong. Jackie has mostly been getting ready for her upcoming surgery, but she’s also been talking to BOYS on the INTERNET! No Science this week but we got a gre...

This low energy ep is brought to you by a harrowing day of laser hair removal followed by a big beer and a tummy load of sushi. Tummy load sounds like a poop thing or a mouth sex thing, but it just means enough food to fill your tummy so get your head out the gutter already! Anyway the sleepy vibe is co-sponsored by Jill’s tumble down the hill (wow I see what you did there) when she was attempting...

Strap in folks, this is a fast paced ride and there will be no slowing down and no stopping, not even if you have to pee real bad so empty them bladders and hop on! (That’s what I said to your moms last night ohhhhhhhh!!) Okay you can pause it if it’s urgent don’t just not pee because I said so. Anyway this episode is a lil shorty because Jackie and Jill have had good but also very busy weeks whic...

Last week Jill was mostly down for the count but still manages to talk about all the nothing she did for at least several minutes. Jackie is busy planning for her big surgery and trip to visit friends at the end of the summer but at least she doesn’t have to deal with that high maintenance dog anymore! This week’s listener question has us laughing our ASSES off (do you get it? Oh probably not yet...

It’s back to school, b words! After a long (short), relaxing (very busy and somewhat stressful) summer vacation (one week hiatus from recording) your favorite gal pals (two people you listen to sometimes) are back and better than ever (except not better than episodes 32, 35 or 39 - probably). Actually, this episode is really good. There’s some real talk and some feels talk and a very powerful week...

Join us for this week’s mystical adventure from Dog Psychics to the life hack of your DREAMS (that involves eggs). Jackie has been a real lucky b word the last couple of weeks and would appreciate some pennies thrown into wishing wells and four leaf clover discoveries on her behalf to avoid the impending changing of tides. Really the only thing you’ll learn about Jill this week is that she’s a rea...

Sometimes an episode really speaks for itself and you don’t even need notes about it. Is this one of those episodes? You tell me. I mean yes, it’s very good and needs no introduction. It’s packed full of all of your favorite segments (except your actual favorite segment we skipped that one this week). Anyway you’re only reading these to get the link to Jackie’s TikTok so without further adieu-   J...

Once again your hosts find themselves trapped and confused in a temporal anomaly and lack the necessary tools to free themselves. After a week of Jackie’s insides falling out her butt she’s back and feeling better than ever! Jill seems to have used her AirPod microphone instead of her studio mic, so that’s not ideal and she is sorry but Jackie’s not worried about it so neither should you be. After...

*ASMR whispers* For this week’s episode, we invite you to light a candle, run a bath or snuggle up by the fire, pour a glass of something warm or bubbly (probably not both, piping hot Dr. Pepper is not recommended) and just lean back and relax. Starting at the top of your head and working your way slowly down your body, untense your muscles and imagine a warm, bright wave radiating through you inc...

What. An. Episode. To be honest, it’s a bit of a whirlwind but it felt like in a good way so don’t worry too much about it. Jackie has learned that money CAN buy happiness or at the very least not money can buy not happiness. Or more like not money can by nothing and that’s boring? Jill has been feeling all overwhelmed by things opening up and getting back to semi normal and trying to get her job...

Oh crap dang it they recorded on Monday again so everything feels different, plus Jackie is MAD! She says it like how a cute baby would say it but really she actually is pretty mad. *sings to the tune of It’s My Party by Lesley Gore* You would be too if it happened toooo youuuuuu. We should talk more about that song and how it had a sequel on the same album. Can you even think of any other songs t...

If you’re looking for the perfect podcast episode, look no further… than last week’s episode. If you’re looking for something pretty good that you haven’t listened to yet, then you’ve found it! Jackie ate nice food and drank nice drinks and now she remembers that is an expensive thing to do. Jill let other people cook for her because she still doesn’t believe in spending money. Something confusing...

Happy Thursday, lovely listeners! What are our listeners even called...Fappers? Lol good one, Jill. Jackie and Jill are both in good spirits this week after very successful (though wildly different)  weekend activities. Jackie debuts she/her as a new pronoun option and despite her best efforts remains firmly un-cancelled. Jill put in a few extra hours for the man and also worked overtime this week...

This week Jill tries to say that she’s pretty nice gal number one when everyone knows if there were assigned numbers Jackie would be #1. Jackie has so much fun news about big and little changes and just general merriment. Jill enjoyed a lovely little birthday get together for mom and friend of the show Allisa Ner and then also had a bunch of moody sad girl moments which made her question her hormo...

Episode 30 of Fetch a Pail, or Episode 1 of Two Pretty Nice Gals?! That doesn’t make sense to you? Oops better download and listen to this episode. Maybe listen to it twice! Just for fun. One time for each gal? Anyway, Jill got the vaccine and is en route to maximum immunity which is coincidentally her new superhero name. Her friends call her Max now. Jackie’s friends, however, call them Spathe. I...