Fetch A Pail

Happy Jill’s Birthday Month!!! We recorded this a couple weeks ago and it was fun as ever, from wacky nightmares to totally sober pinball wins pretty please do enjoy and have a very happy holiday season and all of the good things. Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail

I’m just going to stop making excuses about how we record once a month now and then the beautiful, smart, perfect, angel of an editor (Jill who is definitely not also who writes the show notes just like how this podcast is definitely not about us) takes another 2 weeks to make very few changes before we make it to distribution. The truth is we are busy and often tired and generally scared and over...

How long were we off since the last episode? When did we first start recording Fetch a Pail? Is it Bad Rap or Bad Rep, or either? MDITF? Is gazpacho the only other cold soup? Is coffee soup? Is hottub soup? All these questions and more were written down hastily as Jill edited the episode but none of them are answered in this week’s FAP. Tune in to find out why she asked them, but not what the answ...

If Jill’s show notes are counting right, this is episode 75!!! Happy Third Quarter Quell to us and may the odds be ever in our favor (it’s from Hunger Games, Jackie just google it!) I wrote a new intro song, sorry Nate. It goes like this “Jackie and Jill catchin up on the latest, talkin bout food and stuff they like and stuff they did and other stuff too and lots of jokes are comin at you!” And be...

Jackie and Jill have been DOIN STUFF! For legal reasons we won’t disclose exactly what that stuff might have been. But being busy is the real truth of it! In classic Jill is in charge of editing fashion, this episode is coming out 9 days after we recorded it! But the good news is we are avoiding commenting on current events with all of our might so it’s actually timeless. Jackie is getting ready t...

We took another break! But don’t worry, only some of it has been fun. This episode was recorded on 6/14/24 and Jackie and Jill have both been sick and/or working and/or packing and moving the better part of the last 2 weeks so getting the pod out kept getting pushed to the bottom of the list. Here’s an overdue update on Jackie’s Pinball Tournament results with some fun surprises! Also I’ve seen li...

A lil quickie for our loyal listeners because we missed each other and you <3 We’re not a weekly podcast anymore but after a year off and getting back in the swing of things we’re so happy to be recording again! Don’t be scared when we take some surprise vacation days because we’ll keep comin’ back.  Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com   Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/...

Hello. My name is Jackie. This is my first time writing the episode description. Is it going okay so far? So... in this episode, we talked about some stuff that's going on. There was a haircut that happened. And Jill did an awkward that made Jackie laugh. Then we had a half time. I fell asleep a little bit while editing. I think it's cuz I eepy, and not cuz the episode was boring. oh god....

Jackie and Jill are doing super duper mega ultra hella okay-ish! Work is worky, life is lifey and they do be working and life-ing. We actually maybe didn’t talk about work, but Jill clearly has it on her mind as she makes me write these words down for her. You can expect many mispronounced words, a few callbacks to previous episodes, and many of jokes. Here’s the gist - Oatmeal Cookie Bars: Good /...

Jill has been sick and Jackie has been having a rough week, but despite Jackie’s transcendental curse your fav friends finally got together to make jokes about it and ask the universe to cut us (but mostly Jackie) some dang slack! Jackie is still looking for a place to live in the Bay Area that better suits her needs (of not living next door to her Ex) and it’s going so poorly the thought of movin...

Spoiler alert! Jackie is feeling happier🎉 I put a party popper moji in there but idk if that will translate correctly to the apps so just pretend like it’s there if you don’t see it or if there’s a weird little square. Jill is trying to be healthier!! It’s going medium! ⁠🎉 Also deserves a p-pop moj if I do say so myself. Medium is better than bad and not as good as well. Thoughts and prayers to...

Jackie got sick but now she feels better, Jill’s a little chilly so she’s wearing a sweater. Okay so I guess it’s more like a sweatshirt, but that’s not the point let’s teach Jackie how to flirt! If you want to know about fast food slogans you’ll listen to Fetch A Pail (and NOT Joe Rogan). We are having so much fun getting back into the swing of recording the show and would love to hear from you,...

*Join Jackie and Jill as they transverse life’s greatest foibles! Expect to hear Jackie talking about some possible new relation“flips” while Jill has IBS (Irresistible Booty Shorts). Will our dynamic duo find the answers to life’s biggest Qs? All of that and more on today’s episode of the Joe Rogan Experience.  *Disclaimer: Jill outsourced the show notes this week and let us tell ya, you get what...

2023, amirite? We may have been off the podwaves for over a year according to Jackie (and calendars) but we never stopped recording in our hearts! Jackie and Jill are teasing their way into some kind of semi normal recording schedule and are so excited to be back at it! Please enjoy this tasty little morsel and keep your ears’ tastebuds salivating for more to come soon!  Thanks for being a friend...

We accidentally took 2 months off (again) but we just can't quit each other! Or you :) I think I was supposed to put a link to something in the show notes but I didn't listen to the whole episode when I edited it so I can't be sure. I guess if you really want it, you'll have to send an email to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com and tell me what it was supposed to be and then I can send it to you. While...

I mean, you’ve been waiting long enough. No need to waste time reading about the episode. *Does deep sultry voice* Just dive on in, the water’s fine <sexy wink>. Email questions to fetchapailpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/fetchapail

Jackie had a pretty good Birthday and a decent Halloween but a fully trash-ass few days in between. Luckily we waited long enough to record this episode that she has recovered from her terrible horrible no good very bad weekend and everything in her life is somehow even more fabulous than usual! About 20 minutes in, Jackie does some accidental foreshadowing regarding her propensity to say offensiv...

First the business - Jackie’s audio on this ep is a little wonky. We’re working out some kinks with new recording methods and hoping to have it crisp and clean next time! Now onto the funsies- Little known fact, Gerber Barker is actually German for "Jackie's Birthday!" So Happy Gerber Barker to all, but mostly to Jackie. Today your editor in chief and show noteser in... brief? is eating chicken th...

After an unplanned hiatus (THANKS COVID) your fav Fappers have returned! This episode has everything: Pinball, gay weddings, and cake pops. Not to mention very cool and hip obsessions (Jill) and several foods that are maybe actually just water (Jackie). Musical Mondays https://www.improvbroadway.com/musicalmonday.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHm_0On9O5s Email questions to questions@fetchap...

Jill is house sitting for (friend-of-the-show) her brother and his internet is just two snails yelling into tin cans. That means slow. She also has a cardboard cut from a Philadelphia Cream Cheese (not an ad) container on her left thumb as well as a paper cut from a Bank of America (not an ad) credit card envelope on her right index finger both of which transpired in the last 24 hours and yet HERE...

The one where Jill learns that “kickflip” is one word and not two. Jackie catches us up on the twists and turns of her dating life and Jill can only relate everything to an episode of Star Trek but tbh that’s growth for her because she used to relate everything to an episode of Friends (stares at the first sentence of these notes). Yes she knows that Friends is problematic (we’re looking at you Fa...

On this shorty Jackie takes her sweet time getting to the good stuff, Jill rebrands Science, Bitch! and both of your hosts make a lot of jokes about official pinball points (WPPRs - pronounced "whoppers") being different kinds of candy and/or fast food items. Short ep, short notes! Email questions to questions@fetchapail.com Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail Follow us on Instagr...

Welp, I wrote the show notes but don't know how to use a Mac Book and accidentally went back instead of scrolling down and then the notes were gone and along with them my willingness to write any! Okay I'll try just a little. Join us this week for Jill's tales of nasty animal business as well as yucky Starby's bevs but more importantly for a personal Queer Qorner from Jackie with juicy juicers abo...

Jackie made a post on our Instagram (she was very active for about 30 hours and then forgot it existed probably) and said in the caption that the next episode would be recorded in person! That maybe wasn't a lie when she said it, but we certainly did very few of the things we planned to do when she came to visit. Jackie and Jill hung out IRL in their hometown of Bremerton, WA - don't doxx us!! And...

Jackie and Jill are Back(y) and Still… talking about stuff! After a relaxing and productive half year hiatus Fetch a Pail is back with new episodes, hopefully a few of you never got around to unsubscribing and are very excited to see us? We recorded this episode 2 days before the Supreme Court (of the US) officially overturned Roe v Wade leaving it up to the states to decide whether or not safe ab...