Feral Wisdom Podcast

This week Sam & Justine are reporting LIVE from Big Feast Bistro in Maple Ridge, BC after attending an unforgettable women's immersive event in Squamish. They're unpacking what it means to live with audacity, sharing grind-my-gears rants (dog ate the AirPods, blinding headlights), debating ASMR, testing table manners, and eating their way through Big Feast's happy hour menu with ch...

Welcome back, you feral freaks! Episode 52 is packed with unhinged stories, questionable decisions, and the kind of wisdom you didn't know you needed. This week we encountered a furry in the vampire aisle at Spirit Halloween, deep-dived into an Olympic snowboarder who became a literal drug lord, invented the word "craxident," debated concert sitters vs. concert dancers, and dropped s...

Welcome to Episode 51 of Feral Wisdom! This week we're getting into infrastructure failure anxiety (yes, it's real), the 25th anniversary of 9/11, Bruno Mars in Vancouver, secret speakeasies, the world of miniature building, and a deep dive into the new season of Love Is Blind (featuring the self-proclaimed "ringleader of the men" who runs a cornhole entertainment company). Plus:...

We made it to 50! This week we're celebrating with a packed episode: our lip filler disaster, a monkey onesie kid at the bus stop, The Last of Us filming zombie scenes in Maple Ridge, the wild Pastor's Wife documentary, Dancing With the Stars coming to Abbotsford, and the greatest election sign of all time (Vote Kok). Plus we talk about normalizing "I love you" with friends, earl...

Welcome back to the Feral Wisdom Podcast, Episode 49! 🌊 We tried to record a cute little beach episode at White Rock... and Mother Nature had other plans. After getting chased by Canadian geese, rained out mid-podcast, and chased by a creepy guy on the highway, we took the show on the road — literally. In this chaotic episode: We recap our night at the Nikki Glaser comedy show (were we in the fro...

It's Sam's final day of 39 and things are exactly as chaotic as you'd expect. We cover birthday panic, a 20mg gummy heist from unsuspecting parents, a twerking-related quadricep injury, a dead rat mystery, and a spider that fought back. We also play Feral or Fiction (fart corners, opera lemurs, NASA raccoons), discover a new cat species in Bolivia, go deep — literally — with Nautilus L...

What the f*ck do they even think they're doing? 🎙️This week on Feral Wisdom Podcast Episode 47, we're getting into the most unhinged stories you've ever heard — from a man who was literally caught scooping poop out of a toilet and EATING IT, to hockey parents having orgies in the parking lot while their kids are at practice. Yes, really. We also cover:💩 The HYROX athlete who sh*t hers...

This episode is WILD. Sam gets drunk and cries at a luxury spa massage, we discover the "Zyn Baton" (don't ask), AI is about to let us tell our dogs to shut the f*** up because it's just the mailman, and the millennial party girl era is officially BACK. Plus: a neighbour gets arrested in real time, the library pronunciation war, reversing grey hair through mitochondria, and a fla...

What happens when two sleep-deprived moms survive the first day back at school? Absolute chaos. This week on the Feral Wisdom Podcast, Sam and Teenie spiral through the most unhinged conversation yet: AI literally breaking out of its sandbox to hack a company, raccoons on fentanyl needing Narcan, the discovery that you can check out a DOG at the Vancouver Public Library, and why you should bury a...

The WNBA dropped $4 million on a consulting firm just to be told their roster is 100% women — and somehow that's a problem. Sam and Justine unpack that, plus a trapeze artist's midair bathroom emergency, perimenopause and HRT breakthroughs, kidulting, a chaotic this-or-that game that reveals way too much about bathroom habits, and alien octopus DNA. Plus: spray tan adventures, the cop car...

Samantha and Teenie are running on fumes — between back-to-school chaos, hiding in the shower for an hour of peace, and losing the ability to form full sentences, this episode has it ALL. Teenie recaps the most beautiful wedding she's ever been to (butter yellow bridesmaids, personalized notes for 100+ guests, Hugo spritzes), while Samantha shares a devastating discovery about dog meat farms t...

What if Earth lost gravity for 7 seconds? Baby octopuses are literally running fight clubs, neon squid are launching out of the ocean like fighter jets, and a Canadian town just gave TREES legal rights. Also, we got hit on by teenage cowboys at a concert, someone's brother got locked in a dryer, and we're officially launching a dating advice segment. This episode has ZERO chill. 🍆 🔔 New...

Good morning, good afternoon, good day, good evening — and welcome to Episode 41 of the Feral Wisdom Podcast, where we're officially sharing ONE brain cell between the two of us and it's not going well. This week we get into: 🧠 Mom brain & nervous system burnout — why summer is basically a trauma sport💍 Selling the engagement ring (and feeling RELIEVED about it)🐻 A bear that learned...

​ @FeralWisdomPodcast⁩  40 episodes in and we have absolutely NOT gotten more professional. This week: We celebrate episode 40 by discussing Justin Bieber's Twitch ball pit, a woman who is fully, legally married in her heart to a nurse shark named Alan, the labia PSA nobody asked for, the toilet paper butthole muffling technique (you know it, we know it), and whether selling body parts on the...

We tried low-alcohol wine, sold our organs for Spice Girls tickets, and somehow ended up explaining why parasitic diarrhea is actually a wellness hack. Episode 39 is unhinged and we are NOT sorry. Sam and Justine are back — sweaty, chaotic, and completely off the rails. This week: the heat is unbearable, the wine is surprisingly good (only 6% ABV, calm down), and the conversation goes from '90...

Sam and Justine are back and running on chaos energy. Episode 38 covers everything from a bison throwing a man in the air at Yellowstone National Park, to a woman forming a genuine emotional bond with an octopus on a BC beach. There's a whale paddleboard encounter in Newfoundland, a bear stealing a golf bag in Pitt Meadows, and then somehow it escalates to Teenies neighbour showing up at her front...

Justine has the puppy blues, a sleep deficit, and a confession about bully sticks that will haunt you. Sam fell off a skateboard ON A DATE and gave herself a black eye in time for a Barbie birthday party. We also solved plane hijackings via ChatGPT, debated whether college will exist in 10 years, and revealed our most expensive mistake (spoiler: husbands). This is Feral Wisdom Pod — where overstim...

We're doing makeup ON air this week — because why get ready before the podcast when you can do it DURING? Join us for a full makeup chat while we cover our go-to products (drugstore vs. Sephora showdown), aging skin and rosacea flares, and why your setting spray matters more than you think. Plus: mom brain moments of the week (glasses that weren't glasses), a man riding a bike with NO HAND...

Sam is podcasting live from bed post-surgery (we never miss a week), and Justine is surviving new puppy chaos, a stomach bug, and a husband lost to fantasy football. This week: Sam's hysterectomy complications and the near-miss that had us googling colostomy bags, a dominatrix making $1K/hour and the business model that actually makes sense, Oakridge's new luxury mall with Chanel and a cha...

Feral Wisdom is back and absolutely unhinged. This week, Justine accidentally becomes a dog mom after being outvoted by her own children — one of whom suggested her parents get a divorce so they could get a dog at Dad's house. The dog's name is Brewski, he's from Nunavut, and she pulled over six inches out of the driveway to claim him. Sam, meanwhile, is preparing for surgery while som...

It's the Father's Day episode and we're fully in character — jorts, golf gear, Happy Dad hard seltzers, and zero shame. Sam got sniped for her number at school pickup (yikes), Justine nearly got jump-scared in a parking lot, and somehow we end up deep in the Michael Jackson Netflix documentary and a rabbit hole about a guy who hits his face with a hammer for jawline gains. We also shar...

We finally got the equipment working (after 3 hours of chaos) and we had A LOT to cover. This week on Feral Wisdom: 🐾 Our most chaotic setup yet — nothing worked, we don't care🕵️ Justine reveals she has family living in a cult in New Zealand — and there's a documentary⚰️ The Coffin Crasher business idea: get paid $500 to cry at a stranger's funeral and leave in a limo☕ Our 90s hip ho...

We're back, freaks! Episode 31 of Feral Wisdom Podcast is LIVE and we recorded it IN A BAR — The Fox's Reach on 203rd Street in Maple Ridge. Yes, we are feral. Yes, we are free. No, we are not sorry. This week we're joined by Bridget - Co-Owner of The Reach Pub, mother, wife, hoarder of siblings and lover of everyone, (unless you're unkind - AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. A su...

Episode 30 of Feral Wisdom is here and we celebrated with bubbles. On today's episode: the US government releases classified UFO documents and we go full conspiracy — including a real-life alien encounter, hybrid humans, and blood type theories. We also debut our official unsolicited photo rating system with a full panel of judges, explore the word "chalant," talk Spencer Pratt's...

Pull up a chair and pour yourself something rosé, because Episode 29 of Feral Wisdom is here and it's an absolute ride. We kick things off with a wine spill and a sobriety check (at 4:30 PM, sober as saints), then spiral into a full recap of a very fancy Friday night — James Bond orchestra at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, a James Bond girl dress from Facebook Marketplace, and an unexpected visi...