Feral Wisdom Podcast

We're doing makeup ON air this week — because why get ready before the podcast when you can do it DURING? Join us for a full makeup chat while we cover our go-to products (drugstore vs. Sephora showdown), aging skin and rosacea flares, and why your setting spray matters more than you think. Plus: mom brain moments of the week (glasses that weren't glasses), a man riding a bike with NO HAND...

Sam is podcasting live from bed post-surgery (we never miss a week), and Justine is surviving new puppy chaos, a stomach bug, and a husband lost to fantasy football. This week: Sam's hysterectomy complications and the near-miss that had us googling colostomy bags, a dominatrix making $1K/hour and the business model that actually makes sense, Oakridge's new luxury mall with Chanel and a cha...

Feral Wisdom is back and absolutely unhinged. This week, Justine accidentally becomes a dog mom after being outvoted by her own children — one of whom suggested her parents get a divorce so they could get a dog at Dad's house. The dog's name is Brewski, he's from Nunavut, and she pulled over six inches out of the driveway to claim him. Sam, meanwhile, is preparing for surgery while som...

It's the Father's Day episode and we're fully in character — jorts, golf gear, Happy Dad hard seltzers, and zero shame. Sam got sniped for her number at school pickup (yikes), Justine nearly got jump-scared in a parking lot, and somehow we end up deep in the Michael Jackson Netflix documentary and a rabbit hole about a guy who hits his face with a hammer for jawline gains. We also shar...

We finally got the equipment working (after 3 hours of chaos) and we had A LOT to cover. This week on Feral Wisdom: 🐾 Our most chaotic setup yet — nothing worked, we don't care🕵️ Justine reveals she has family living in a cult in New Zealand — and there's a documentary⚰️ The Coffin Crasher business idea: get paid $500 to cry at a stranger's funeral and leave in a limo☕ Our 90s hip ho...

We're back, freaks! Episode 31 of Feral Wisdom Podcast is LIVE and we recorded it IN A BAR — The Fox's Reach on 203rd Street in Maple Ridge. Yes, we are feral. Yes, we are free. No, we are not sorry. This week we're joined by Bridget - Co-Owner of The Reach Pub, mother, wife, hoarder of siblings and lover of everyone, (unless you're unkind - AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. A su...

Episode 30 of Feral Wisdom is here and we celebrated with bubbles. On today's episode: the US government releases classified UFO documents and we go full conspiracy — including a real-life alien encounter, hybrid humans, and blood type theories. We also debut our official unsolicited photo rating system with a full panel of judges, explore the word "chalant," talk Spencer Pratt's...

Pull up a chair and pour yourself something rosé, because Episode 29 of Feral Wisdom is here and it's an absolute ride. We kick things off with a wine spill and a sobriety check (at 4:30 PM, sober as saints), then spiral into a full recap of a very fancy Friday night — James Bond orchestra at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, a James Bond girl dress from Facebook Marketplace, and an unexpected visi...

Good Morning, Good Evening, Good Day! Quick Reminder to FOLLOW US if you aren't already. Please and Thank you. Most travellers never realize the true chaos lurking on highways, the wild party scenes in Nashville, or the unpredictable antics of hockey parents — until they experience it firsthand. In this episode, we dive into a hilarious yet eye-opening journey through Nashville’s nightlife, Ca...

We received an overwhelming number of requests to rate dick pics — so naturally, we built a full scientific scoring system. Welcome. This week we unveil the Official Feral Wisdom Rating Scorecard (TM) — six categories, a bonus section, penalties for unsolicited submissions, and four possible verdicts. It's extremely serious. We also get into summer body hair logistics, laser hair removal that&...

Episode 26 of Feral Wisdom is exactly what you didn't know you needed. This week, we are back with another unhinged collection of stories and hot takes — including a sardine situation that got way out of hand, a very drunk Canadian's cartel encounter in Mexico (complete with a DIY prison shank made from a toothbrush). A TikTok sex worker who turned three cans of beans into $3,000 worth of...

Most people think vacation is just relaxing—until a wild trip to Mexico turns into a hilarious, unpredictable chaos of magic shows, fake flags, and iguana tales. If you're craving a dose of unapologetic humor, spontaneous adventure, and behind-the-scenes family chaos, this episode is your escape. Join Justine and the team for a laugh-out-loud journey from sun-drenched pools to the hilarious mi...

This week we're back with another chaotic, unhinged, and somehow deeply informative episode. We kick things off with Easter weekend recaps — camping, a converted safari van, an Easter egg hunt, and a golf ball through someone's window (sorry, not sorry). Then we dive into the Summer House drama you didn't know you needed a full breakdown of, plus our very detailed review of the Khloe &...

Feral Wisdom Podcast – Episode 23 We're back for our 23rd time and we showed up completely matching in cowboy boots and floral dresses — totally unplanned. It's giving British cowgirl tea party and we are NOT sorry. This week we cover a wild wife-carrying competition in the UK (yes, it's a real sport), a possum that snuck into an Australian airport and cuddled up with the stuffed anima...

Justine and Samantha are fully dressed as gangster goddesses — pleather pants, fur jackets, gold goblets, and absolutely sweating — and they are NOT holding back. This week they cover everything from the Mob Wife aesthetic trend to the dark rabbit hole of the Manosphere, (yes, they watched the Netflix documentary), why dating in your 30s is basically an unsolvable puzzle, the genuinely terrifying...

This episode is a full spiral — from real-life health updates to parenting boundaries, viral internet chaos, and celebrity drama. We open up about hysterectomy recovery and navigating medical marijuana, then dive straight into the complicated (and sometimes uncomfortable) realities of parenting — including sleepovers, safety, and setting boundaries. From there… it gets feral. We break down TikTok...

Most parents are running themselves ragged—but what if chaos is actually the point? In this episode of  Feral Wisdom , we’re leaning all the way into the madness of real life—where last minute plans, loud kids, spontaneous road trips, and “what is even happening right now” moments somehow become the best memories you’ll ever make. From a casual lacrosse game turning into a viral TV moment to the a...

Van Tears, Hockey Fights & Life Purpose 🎙️ Two millennial moms talk about EVERYTHING - from crying over retro vans to surviving hockey parent drama. This week: Game of Thrones movies, why we DON'T play pretend with our kids (parent guilt is real), the viral TikToker who scammed middle-aged women out of $200K, and asking ChatGPT what our actual purpose in life is. In This Episode: ✨ Game o...

Sam & Teenie dive into a full spectrum of life’s chaos — from parenting mayhem and awkward concert nights to dating surprises, personal growth, and unhinged nostalgia. This episode blends humor, honesty, and feral best-friend energy while exploring reality TV drama, mental health, body image, self-care, vintage fashion, and the surprising role robots may soon play in our homes. We break down L...

🍹 COCKTAIL CHAOS: When Bartending Goes WRONG 😂 POV: We thought we could bartend 💀🍹 We tried making Caesars and Patio Pounders and it was an absolute DISASTER 😭 From forgetting the ice to confusing tomato juice with vodka, literally everything that could go wrong DID 🫠 Best quotes: • "This is your nightmare really" ✅ • "I forgot what I was doing" ✅ • "I'm stress...

Welcome back to the hot seat! This week we're at Trails Edge Bistro & Tap Room in Fort Langley with Jamie, where things get deliciously chaotic. We're sipping espresso martinis, dangerous $6 Rude Roses, and somehow end up taste-testing sardines straight from the tin. Jamie walks us through what makes Trails Edge special - from their elevated breakfast menu to the riverside patio that s...

This week: Sam has the wildest weekend of her life - 90s bingo, rugby at dawn, and a 3AM East Van adventure that ends with a MAJOR family revelation. Spoiler ALERT - She's Jewish. Kind of. Maybe not. It's complicated. PLUS: We break down Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show (yes, that was a REAL wedding), discuss why Olympic protestors brought hammers to a riot, and try to understand w...

It’s our Valentine’s Surprise Episode and we’re bringing the chaos, the cocktails, and the character development. 💘 This week on Feral Wisdom, we introduce new segments (because growth is sexy), try new products and experiences, and attempt cooking and drink-making without burning the house down. But underneath the fun? Real talk. We dive into ADHD and productivity struggles, balancing motherhood...

Happy Valentine's Day from your favourite hot mess moms! 💕 This week: We answer our FIRST fan mail (featuring a 5.5-inch ruler situation), break down the actual psychology behind unsolicited d**k pics, hear Carolyn's absolutely UNHINGED dream about adopting three ape-men, and Justine shares her legitimately terrifying cougar stalking story. Plus: Victoria birthday trips, miniature world o...

Welcome to the episode where we induce our first guest. We kick things off by sitting down with Jamie — the regional manager of the iconic Smugglers Trail Brewery — and instantly derail into the most chaotic conversation imaginable. This episode has everything: GIRLPOWER 🏉 Rugby parties that could take down a small village 🏈 Super Bowl predictions fuelled by delusion and Seahawks loyalty 🐕 Dog...