FEMME TOTALE

The Sequins Episode Ladies. It’s giving glitter, silver, girl maths, and a Zara search so advanced it should count as a tech skill.  We’re talking tulle, sequins, and the absolute chaos of mixing ADHD meds with coffee (don’t do it, darling!) Ivana’s booked and busy in The Astronaut, we’re talking Ozempic, love yourself always, and yes — we go there: Profhilo Sculptra, chin hairs, and moles wi...

The Denim Episode Everywhere you look—Instagram, group chats, gym mirrors—someone has a take on style and beauty. Pink jeans? Onesies at Pilates? Botox or facelift? We’re unpacking it all—what works, what doesn't, and what our husbands definitely hate (spoiler: it’s most of it). From barrel jeans to bootcuts, fake tans to skinny mirrors, and Emsella chairs to HRT, this episode goes deep on what’s...