Fat Guys Network

Unrated Opens: August 29, 2025 Kevin says THE TOXIC AVENGER kinda rocks! In an era of remakes, reboots, and ret-cons, I suppose it’s time for a new take on classic American exploitation. THE TOXIC AVENGER follows a down-on-his-luck widower who suffers an industrial accident that turns him into a powerful mutant. He targets the head […]

Rated R Opens: August 22, 2025 Kevin says HONEY DON’T kinda sucks! THE SUBSTANCE’s Margaret Qualley headlines a neo-noir mystery from one of the Coen Brothers in HONEY DON’T. The story follows a private investigator looking into the death of a young woman. The trail leads her into dark territory, featuring international drug dealers, a […]

Rated R Opens: August 15, 2025 Kevin says NOBODY 2 ROCKS! BETTER CALL SAUL’s Bob Odenkirk is the latest middle-aged actor cashing in on the everyman beating up gangsters with the sequel NOBODY 2. Odenkirk plays a former assassin trying to live a boring suburban life. While paying a debt to the mob, he takes […]

Rated PG Opens: August 8, 2025 Kevin says FREAKIER FRIDAY kinda sucks! The latest film to come out of Hollywood’s never-ending reboot engine is Disney’s FREAKIER FRIDAY. This 20-years-too-late sequel reunites us with Tess and Anna, who magically swapped bodies in 2003. Now, a similar event has happened, bringing along Anna’s daughter and her soon-to-be […]

Rated PG Opens: August 1, 2025 Kevin says THE BAD GUYS 2 kinda rocks! Three years ago, THE BAD GUYS delivered a unique, fresh animated adventure. Now, they’re back for another score in THE BAD GUYS 2. This time, they are blackmailed into a job by a notorious criminal and have to find a way […]

Rated PG-13 Opens: July 25, 2025 Kevin says THE FANTASTIC 4: FIRST STEPS ROCKS! Facing the threat of superhero fatigue, THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS flies onto summer movie screen. The story drops us in years after Marvel’s First Family acquires their cosmic powers. But don’t worry… flashbacks explain their origins if you need that. […]

Rated PG Opens: July 18, 2025 Kevin says SMURFS kinda sucks! It’s been eight years, so why not reboot the theatrical SMURFS franchise? With a new voice cast – including a new pop music star as Smurfette – the little blue creatures are living in peace in Smurf Village. When one of them discovers he […]

Rated PG-13 Opens: July 11, 2025 Kevin says SUPERMAN ROCKS! Slip on your blue tights! It’s time for a reboot of the Last Son of Krypton. SUPERMAN follows billionaire Lex Luthor trying to take down the Man of Steel, while the Daily Planet tries to uncover an international conspiracy. Having extensively read the Superman comics, […]

Rated PG-13 Opens: July 2, 2025 Kevin says JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH kinda rocks! A big summer movie brings big summer monsters back to the big summer screen. We see a lot of familiar things in the latest installment of the Jurassic Park franchise. In JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH, people are stranded AGAIN… on an island populated […]

Rated PG-13 Opens: June 27, 2025 Kevin says F1 kinda sucks! Brad Pitt may be the name on the marquee, but the real star of F1 is the racing. Pitt stars as a washed up driver brought in to help a Formula 1 team win. He butts heads with the team using his unorthodox style […]

Rated PG Opens: June 20, 2025 Kevin says ELIO ROCKS! Pixar has a new film, which is literally out of this world. ELIO tells the story of a recent orphan living with his aunt. Desperately wanting a new life, Elio sends a signal into space with a tricked-out ham radio… and miraculously gets a reply. […]

Rated PG Opens: June 13, 2025 Kevin says HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON ROCKS! Disney isn’t the only studio producing live-action remakes of their animated films. DreamWorks has thrown its hat into the ring with HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. Closely following the animated film from fifteen years ago, the story follows a young Viking […]

Rated R Opens: June 6, 2025 Kevin says BALLERINA kinda rocks! To milk more money out of the JOHN WICK franchise, Lionsgate offers moviegoers the spin-off BALLERINA. The story follows an orphan raised by a secret society as a ballerina and assassin. When she comes of age, she goes rogue to take out the cult […]

Rated PG-13 Opens: May 30, 2025 Kevin says KARATE KID LEGENDS kinda rocks! The original Karate Kid returns to the big screen to train a new protégé. KARATE KID LEGENDS follows the previous films’ template: a teenager moves to a new city with his mother and attracts the attention of some neighborhood bullies. Eventually has […]

Rated PG-13 Opens: May 23, 2025 Kevin says MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING kinda rocks! After two years, the second half of the latest MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE adventure has landed. MISSION: IMPOSSILBE – THE FINAL RECKONING picks up where DEAD RECKONING ended two summers ago. Ethan Hunt has to take down The Entity, a powerful […]

Rated R Opens: May 9, 2025 Kevin says FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES kinda rocks! It’s taken more than a decade, but Death is back for a sixth helping in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES. The story follows a college student who has visions of a catastrophic accident sixty years ago. She learns her grandmother cheated Death in that […]

Rated R Opens: May 9, 2025 Kevin says FIGHT OR FLIGHT kinda rocks! After a comeback with the movie TRAP, Josh Hartnett flies into an action film. FIGHT OR FLIGHT tells the story of a burned government agent lured back to the job to find an elusive hacker on an international flight. The only problem […]

Rated PG-13 Opens: May 2, 2025 Kevin says THUNDERBOLTS* ROCKS! Marvel Studios hopes to goose its franchise back to the top with a new film about unlikely heroes. THUNDERBOLTS* follows a rag-tag group of marginal super-villains who unite against a common enemy. Along the way, they stumble into becoming the not-so-bad guys. It’s tempting to […]

Rated R Opens: April 25, 2025 Kevin says THE ACCOUNTANT 2 kinda rocks! I hope your taxes are done properly because Ben Affleck is back as the accountant you don’t want to be in charge of your audit. THE ACCOUNTANT 2 continues the story of an autistic man who used to make a living running […]

Rated R Opens: April 18, 2025 Kevin says SINNERS kinda rocks! The director of BLACK PANTHER gets out a wooden stake and takes a stab at vampires this weekend. Ryan Coogler directs SINNERS, a drama about a pair of criminal twins who return home to the deep South of the 1930s to start up a […]

Rated R Opens: April 11, 2025 Kevin says THE AMATEUR kinda sucks! Oscar-winner Rami Malek takes a stab at the everyman-seeking-revenge thriller with the new movie THE AMATEUR. Malek plays a CIA analyst whose wife is killed in a terrorist attack. Seeking retribution, he wants to be trained in the field so he can go […]

Rated PG Opens: April 4, 2025 Kevin says A MINECRAFT MOVIE kinda rocks! Hoping to capture the success of THE LEGO MOVIE and SUPER MARIO BROS., Hollywood is bringing another game to life. A MINECRAFT MOVIE brings the viewers into the world of Minecraft, where players can build anything they can imagine. When a trouble […]

Rated R Opens: March 28, 2025 Kevin says A WORKING MAN kinda sucks! Jason Statham goes on another rampage in the new film A WORKING MAN. The story follows a military vet who works a humble construction job pulled back into a world of violence when the daughter of a friend is kidnapped. He goes […]

Rated PG Opens: March 21, 2025 Kevin says SNOW WHITE ROCKS! After months of a ballooning budget, political controversies, and off-set drama, SNOW WHITE is in theaters, and it’s a film that – for better or for worse – will turn heads. The latest Disney live-action remake takes a new perspective on the Mouse House’s […]

Rated R Opens: March 14, 2025 Kevin says NOVOCAINE kinda rocks! The Nepo Babies leap into action this week with the new film NOVOCAINE. Jack Quaid stars as an assistant manager at a bank who has a crush on one of the tellers. When they finally go out, he confides in her that he has […]