Fat Guy Loves Cake

May I check your receipt, please?; Vomit. Blood. You know, funny stuff; Superheroes and tights...what is the deal with that?

New flashy retro intro...too much?; I'm a cat, I live here now; Aggravating NPC characters in faux New Orleans (I don't play video games like the rest of you)  This show is waaaaaaaay out of its timeline for a reason. I originally used copyrighted music by a band called Shmenty Shmone Shmilots and Spotify made me take it down, so when I fixed it, it showed up on this date. Do you care? Nope....

It's my birthday! I talk about...stuff; The gents from the Nerds Talking podcast join me in the studio for a bit

Happy Juneteenth and I guess Father's day if you're into that sort of thing; Nerds Talking: The Commercial; Am I allowed to say queer?

Late night ramblings about the heat, dating, and how come I never got free drugs as promised. They can't all be winners.

Talking nerds; Fat Guy Needs Love; Aggressive BBW's; My Left Buttcheek; A quick punk rock moment; Do you have any guns? It would be a lot cooler if you did...

IT guys hate being asked for help and they all act like Napolean Dynamite; I find a new and creative way to get banned from facebook on accident; Coming this Friday: I will be the special guest on "Nerds Talking: The Podcast"

Still with the no worries?!? Really?; Mike Jones! and the never ending joke; It's Joey, not Johnny; Stop trying to be black, Whitey; NextDoor is a toxic playground

Thank you for a great season, Dallas Stars!; The super moon and butt cheeks conversation; Let's get it together, America!; Of course I talk about the 80's some more.

I say the "F-Word" too much; Let's give Whitey an N-Word already; If the French invaded America (and more 80's stuff)

More ideas for punching children; Safesearch off is a complete gamble regardless of what you're searching for; Let's go down an 80's memory lane pt.1

May the fourth be with you; Where are the fat emojis?; Runners are psychopaths living amongst us

Real women don't go number 2; Fat Guy gun holster; Fat Guy defends your right to free speech; What the fuck did you do to your hair?

I would like to buy some normal, Pat; I don't want to sound racist, but...; Hopefully I don't get beat up by a "biker" gang.

The unexpected scooter break-down; Heeeeyyyy; I cheated in a race

It feels like a musical day; Does anyone really like Jazz music?; MC Middle Class in the house; To my ex-wife...

Give me seven minutes and I will peacefully lull you to sleep. Put on your headphones and relax as you drift off into a wonderful slumber.

You can fly, I'll take the bus; Middle class rappers; Jacked gamers

An hour long tirade about customer service, yelling at electronics and the NYPD Blue marijuana hand job. 

It's beautiful outside, so let's float the river! Not really...I just swear a lot about stuff.

I love you guys; I can beat up your elementary kids; online dating tips

I've fallen and I can't get up; YouTube said I have a potty mouth; Mind your own business

Rx for sex (A super duper breakdown of one of French porn cinema's greatest achievements)

You don't want to know the number; Greatest pick-up line ever; Inappropriate sound effects