Fantasy Unclean

It's time! Last regular season fools, so get your shit together a hit that wire with the fury of a thousand suns and moistness of twelve sweaty taints.

Bye weeks are almost gone, and your playoffs approach. At least you have your starting runningback... right? Shit is about to get real. 

Week 12 byes are light, but prepare for week 13 now. Scott is the new face of Loser. All is lost. The End.

Aaron Rodgers is an arrogant asshole, and that shouldn't surprise anyone. He created the shit storm he's in, and no matter what he wants you to believe it's not because he's unvaccinated.  If you want to skip the Aaron Rodgers-Covid bullshit, skip forward to 1:12 spot of the show and you'll get all the idiotic fantasy advice you deserve. 

The gang discusses trade rumors, dressers vs. penis', and well if you don't want to listen after that I don't know what else I could tell you to get you in. 

We get real. We get deep. We fuck up and only record half the conversation. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool...

Waivers are going to be tough this week. Browns are losing all their playmakers. Mahomes might not be a god. All of our NFL teams are in trouble. Depression is real kids. 

News breaks of Gruden's exit and we discuss the impacts of the many injuries of the week and how to prepare for bye's. 

So you should come back and listen to all the glorious advice that's now been proven right. Week 2 predictions and advice ahead. 

Scott continues to dominate the leagues and the betting. So if you want to listen to only one host it's him, unless he's talking about TJ Hockenson. 

Holy shit. Holy Shit. Holy Shit. Real life NFL football is here. God bless it. Week one predictions, pitfalls, and points... <---- That's called alliteration. You're welcome. 

Little bit of preseason, and a super fast live mock draft. Fast episode with a few yucks.

Football is back and as boring as ever! We discuss the No Fun League's new focus, and all the risers at the top of the draft after Week 1 of Preseason. Let's overreact to everything!

The gauntlet in the West. We break down the wildest division in the league. A TON of fantasy options in California.

Breaking the impact players in the NFC South, and the best value players. Aaron Rodger reports to camp, and no one cares about Frodo's birthday. 

What's happening with Rodgers? Who's worse: Texans or Lions? Who has top waiver pick on Richard Sherman's front door? Bears, Packers, Lions, and Vikings. Listen up fools. 

NFC East breakdown, and a bit of UFC coverage as well. Plus we establish what the real value of Dak Prescott's new contract. 

We round out the AFC today with AFC West shenanigans. Chiefs own the west, that's a foregone conclusion, and that means you gotta spend a ton to have a Chief on your roster. The rest of the division is filled with talent and half the cost.  Go bargain hunting for people in the West.

Big news for the LGBTQ community as the first openly gay active NFL Player comes out, and throws a ton of love towards The Trevor Project. We talk AFC South, and the dumpster fire that is Houston.

AFC North: Breakdown. So many questions in this division. Every QB comes with baggage. There's a bunch of WR's but zero guarantees. It's a crazy division that hypercompetitive within.

You know what the ingredients are, but you have no clue if it's a gut-rot horror, or surprisingly delicious treat for your mouth hole. We breakdown your AFC East division and let you know who has the best shot at helping your teams. 

Fantasy 101: How to play fantasy football basics. If you've never played but are thinking about trying this gives you the quick and dirty How-To.

Don't worry you can't get sick through your earholes, because science. Recapping the draft and the major winners and losers. Who to target in your rookie drafts and who to avoid in redraft. 

SPECIAL GUEST: Tim Jenkins, of Jenkins Elite, comes and makes us a little less shitty. Why we're wrong about Mac Jones and why we should worry about Trevor Lawrence and Justin Fields.  Oh and Rich has throat herpes. 

Frodo vanished without a trace, save for the empty Valtrex box he left in the studio. Oh and we recap free agency and trades before the draft.