Fantasy Unclean

Recapping the horrendous week 4 injuries, and breaking down your week 5 games. Seahawks win a game, but somehow improve their draft position thanks to Russell Wilson!

How do you dig yourself out of your 0-3 hole? What do you need to do to stay on top of the mountain? Listen up buttercup, because we're about to learn you something. 

Week 2 recaps and week 3 predictions. Keep up to date on all the important info to make your shitty team less shitty. 

Justin Jefferson is going to pick you up, carry you to a championship, and stay for a nice cuddle after. Cam Akers, not so much. God's and Asshat's, so stick around. 

After 40 days and 40 nights, we're finally through the desert. Bless us for thou hath granted us Football on thy holiest of days... and Thursday and Monday. The Football gods once again shine their blessed light upon our faces, and it is good. 

The cuts start coming and they don't stop coming. And follow along in our PPR 12-Team draft!

Never change your socks on gameday, and never update your equipment on the day of the pod. We hit you with the quick and dirty notes of the week. 

Want to play Fantasy Football, but don't know where to begin? Don't feel like a dumbass all by your lonesome, feel like a dumbass with us! Get your basic understanding of Fantasy and have a few yucks along the way.

The offseason sucks, so you should play Dynasty. Learn how to suck in a whole new way!

Ret. Judge Robinson has delivered her recommendation, and now we wait for the NFL's reaction. Training camps are in full swing and we already have the casualties. Come, take a seat, grab a beer and light up your spliff Fantasy Unclean is back baby!

Deshaun Watson appears to be getting off... get it? The slow grind of the offseason continues, and we talk Baker, Watson, Dan Marino, and of course Mark Rypien.

This guy is just the worst. We get into the Wide-Back debate a little more and what to expect from Tony Pollard's news as a slot guy. That and further shenanigans ahead.

The dead lull between Draft and the start of real practices in July. We struggle to survive. We grasp at straws. We drink more booze. Join us.

NFL news, tidbits, and delicacies. How do you feel about these rookies now that the dust has settled? Who do you like as a a year two target? All that and other idiotic stuff ahead.

We talk rookies and placement. We talk overall draft grades. We talk Hummingbirds and Dolphins. 

We go through the NFC and detail what the offensive needs are for each team. AFC is stacked now, so the void in NFC is real. A few teams need little, most teams need everything.

This week we talk about the AFC and what each team needs to be to stay competitive in the toughest conference. The conference of the have's and have-not's. We also give our projected standings of each conference. Come with us and drink to our futures!

What a weekend of football! We recap the the Conference Championship's and talk a little about the upcoming Rams vs. Bengals Super Bowl. Oh and how Scott dominated the post season fantasy league. 

The end is within sight, that explains all the depression. Conference Championships are here and we carry on with our post season fantasy football analysis. 

We have the results of Week 1 of our Patent-Not-Pending Post-Season Fantasy Football and needless to say, Scott is a legend once again. Killin it. Plus other football news.

Postseason is here! If you haven't played postseason fantasy football, then you're missing out. Keep your season alive!

Recapping the season's worth of bets, as we grieve our lost weeks and seasons. What keeps hope alive is the last glorious ride to Valhalla across the Rainbow bridge we call Post-Season Fantasy Football. We draft next week!

Week 16 proved that even the best laid plans fall the fuck apart. Semi-Finals filled with backups, did you make it to the championship? I did, so suck it. Listen up to grab that crown, and teabag your league into the ground. 

Semi's are here, COVID is back with a vengeance on your league, and we have answers. Full blown answers. 

The games are in, the points are tallied, the standings locked, and the bracket is set. Now comes the heartache. The shit hits the fan, and that shit's name be COVID. How badly is your team being wrecked? Listen up buttercup, we're going to win you your league.