Fantasy Murder Love Triangle: A 70s TV Podcast

In this episode of the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle 70s Television Podcast, we return to the basics with Catwoman herself, Julie Newmar! Listen as we talk about Battle Whites, Old Biddies, Gamblor, and how freaking tall Julie Newmar is. The episodes we watched are: Fantasy Island S6E17: King of Burlesque/Death Games Character: Doralee Columbo S2E8: Double Shock Character: Lisa Chambers The Love Bo...

In this episode of the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle 70s Television Podcast, It is Roy’s turn to get older, and he wanted to celebrate with the keenest minds of 1970s television law enforcement! Listen as we talk about William Shatner’s code name Ricky Husky, the thrilling moment when Hooker is turned loose, and hear us revel in the Star Trek Waltons crossover that rocked the world! Happy Birthday,...

Welcome to Season 4 of the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle 70s Television Podcast! Apologies for Spencer’s audio. We’re working on it! In this episode, we are celebrating another trip around the sun for brother Spencer! Listen as we salute the Halsey not once, but twice. We also discover the pride in hard, stinky, work and the pleasure of a glass of piping hot milk! Happy Birthday, Spencer! The episo...

Welcome to Season 4 of the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle 70s Television Podcast! In this episode, we kick things off with Jo Ann Harris so that we can watch a truck driver and his chimp. Listen as we rejoice in returning to Fantasy Island, but mostly talk about Merrill Stubbing and the circle of honor. Roy tries desperately to explain who Sandy Duncan is, and we also make a lot of chimp noises. The...

Merry Super Late Christmas! In this episode we witness a whole host of 70s and 80s television Christmas miracles! We talk about the prevert loose on Waltons Mountain, Japanese Hookers, Old Bitties, and Sexy Sam. Tune in for our annual wrapup which includes SEVERAL awards for Ratboy! Merry Christmas! The episodes we watched are: Mr. Belvedere S4E8: Christmas Story The Waltons S6E11: The Children’s...

Happy Thanksgiving! In this episode we express our gratitude through wholesome 70s and 80s television. We talk about John Man’s loose whites, concern over Curt getting shipped to Pearl Harbor where we already know his manhood gets blown off, and the brothers stage an intervention for Roy and his coke drugs addiction. Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble gobble gobble gobble! The episodes we watched are: The...

In this episode we get back to normal FMLT stuff with a Starsky and Hutch episode with Mr. Miyagi himself, Pat Morita! We talk about Stubing’s fury, young love, and Columbo’s dog. And Porning. The episodes we watched are: Starsky & Hutch S3E15: The Trap Character: Jewelry Store Owner Columbo S2E1: Etude in Black Character: House Boy The Love Boat S1E25: Pacific Princess Overtures/Gopher the Re...

In this episode we celebrate Josh’s birthday by going on a journey beyond Hewett-Dome with Christopher Hewett. We talk about balls, rapturous showers, and tender lessons learned. But mostly you will just heat the sound of us gasping for air while discussing Ratboy. Happy Birthday, Josh! The episodes we watched are: Mr. Belvedere S5E22 Almost Heaven Character: Mr. Belvedere ABC After School Special...

In this episode we both celebrate Jake’s birthday and mourn the loss of Hulk Hogan. We talk about slapping, Slender Terry, and the most Christian hour of television where lessons are taught and lessons are learned. And Prison Mike. The episodes we watched are: The Love Boat S9E13: Miss Mom/Who’s the Champ/Gopher’s Delusion Character: Hulk Hogan The A-Team S4E21: The Trouble With Harry Character: H...

In this episode we are overwhelmed by CHARO!  We talk about: The Saxons, LOU CARNES, and Grigory. Also, we do “the Charo” about 100 times. Finally, think sexy and be sexy my friends. The episodes we watched are: Fantasy Island S7E22: Surrogate Mother/The Ideal Woman Character: Yolanda Morales Ironside S5E18: Find a Victim Character: The Dancer The Love Boat S6E22: I Like to Be In America/He Ain’t...

In this episode we talk about Lucile Bluth herself, Jessica Walter. And we introduce a new show that we have not watched before in Barnaby Jones to the utter disbelief of the Fillmore Brothers who thought the name was made up. We talk about: stroke voice, trying to fathom 10 seasons of Barnaby Jones, Robby the Robit, and Joe Stallion. The episodes we watched are: Barnaby Jones S3E2: Dead Man’s Run...

In this special crossover episode with the In Memoriam Movie Podcast, We talk about Sian Barbara Allen who recently passed away. We of course know her as Jenny, from The Waltons. We talk about: corn dodgers, chain smoking, Jenny’s red flags, and whether or not John Man would be ashamed of our lies. And we fight about eyeliner. The episodes we watched are: Columbo S3E1 Lovely But Lethal Character:...

Hey there, Birthday Roy! In this episode, Roy makes all of his white suit dreams come true as we dedicate an entire show to THE mas macho, Ricardo Montalban! We talk about: fighting whites, heaving bosoms, and horse love. Again. Thank you for joining us, Star Trek expert Jon Madsen! The episodes we watched are: -Star Trek TOS S1E22: Space Seed Character: Khan -Fantasy Island S5E2: The Devil &...

Happy Penny-Palooza! In this episode, we buck all rhyme and reason and simply give into Spencer’s wishes and watch whatever he tells us to. We talk about: The Hammock District, who wore the white jacket better, Jake going to town on Columbo’s furrowed brow, and we give Luke an unusually lengthy spotlight. The episodes we watched are: -The Simpsons S8E2: You Only Move Twice -Miami Vice S1E1: Brothe...

Happy Valentine’s Day from the throbbing hearts of brother and sister Jason and Beth, the sexiest siblings to ever visit Fantasy Island and fall in love with each other! In this episode, our guest star is Richard (not Dean) Anderson, and we finally get back to the Big Three shows. We talk about: Richard Anderson getting killed or maimed in every episode, tufts of chest hair, the return of smolderi...

It’s Episode 1 of the 3rd Season of the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle 70s Television Podcast and we just couldn’t wait to return to TJ Hooker! So our guest star is Lisa Hartman (that’s Carol from the Love Boat Alaska Wedding Cruise episode we did last year). We talk about: Riding whites, throwing snakes, Tattoo’s horse, dating mode Hooker, the great Raymond Burr, and studs. The episodes we watched...

Welcome to the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle second annual Christmas Special and Season Wrap-up. You had better believe we returned to Walton Mountain for a snowy, wholesome good time! On this special Christmas episode, we talk about: Hooker’s Hungry Man and hot ham sandwich diet, the Hulk’s brush with love, the bestest Christmas on Walton Mountain, and one brother has his big green hulk heart grow...

Welcome to the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle first annual Thanksgiving Special. I am especially thankful for my brothers and for Telly Savalas. On this special Thanksgiving episode, in which everyone has a cold apparently, we talk about: Jon Boy Relish, walnut currency, cornshine, wondering when Jon Boy will become Jon Man, and we have to endure Roy disrespecting one of the greatest episodes of tel...

Strap in for the BAIN-A-PALOOZA!  We talk about the Bain effect, luxurious white furs, crack ca-caine, tube socks to the knees leadership, a firm but loving father, sexy headstands, Josh lies about Dif’rent Strokes, and there are several moments in the podcast where I am giggling and it doesn’t make sense but it is because I am checking out the Waltons Thanksgiving Special on IMDB at the time and...

In this episode we are all aboard for what turned out to be a double dose of the Love Boat, and we are all on board for Bert Convy’s impermeable hair helmet. We talk about tight perms, wet towels, tight perms, shirtless Stubbing, tight perms, and a moment where Roy almost lets slip a biiiig secret. And tight perms. The episodes we watched are: -Fantasy Island: 2.09 The Appointment/Mr. Tattoo Chara...

*Content Warning: One of the characters in Fantasy Island imagines that she is assaulted. Feel free to skip ahead to 25:00 if you like.* In this episode we are discussing America’s sexiest bronze body grandpa, Robert Loggia. Which leads us to the darkest episode of anything we’ve watched so far. Geez Louise! We talk about Nancy Reagan, jump kicks, silk scarves, and two wolves in one heart. The epi...

In this episode we find ourselves once again ruled by Ape Law with the return of Roddy McDowall. Also returning is MANTOOTH! AND we have special guest Molly Grew from The Last Unicorn joining us on The Love Boat. We talk about tiny pirates, Tattoo’s despair, Chicken Morango, and how quickly your fiancé can become your mother. The episodes we watched are: -Fantasy Island 4.1: The Devil and Mandy Br...

In this episode we have a star studded lineup headlined by Mel Sharples himself Vic Tayback. Vic is joined by Conrad Bain, Richard Moll, William Shatner, Annette Funicello, and of course Telly Savalas! AND we are joined by special guests Andy Wilson from the Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye Podcast, as well as Jon Madsen from the Yours, Mine, & Theirs movie podcast. This time around there was no Co...

In this episode we are introduced to Home Pride Richard Gilliland. This time around there was no Columbo episode so we watched The Waltons for the first time ever. We talk about butter drizzled parts, normies, the perils of Pearl Harbor, fishing rods, and we explore the most misogynistic episode of The Love Boat yet. It made all of us really uncomfortable and that’s saying something. The episodes...

In this episode we are treated to the immediate return of Ray Milland (as well as the return of Courney, and Brett Halsey) who starred in last podcast’s Columbo episode as Mr. Kennicutt.  We talk about normies, Mr. Krueger, and of course Smooch. The Ray Milland episodes we covered are: -Fantasy Island: 2.7 Let the Good Times Roll/Nightmare/The Tiger Character: Colonel James Weston -Columbo: 2.2 Th...