Fangasm

What Andy Sachs discovers when she boldly sneaks into Miranda Priestly's office will knock your socks off...and maybe theirs too. Putting the spread in full spread and folds in centerfold, this is a high fashion, high stakes, high smut finale.  Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our  Patreon .

If you've always hoped for more of a "The Devil Wears *Nada*" take on this iconic film, this two part story is for you. This first episode has angst, a crazy cameo, a wet dream that may or may not be reality, and all the clacker chaos you could hope for.  Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our  Pat...

This finale is open late, and so are Jack and Ronald!! A midnight booty call brings us to climax. Will true feelings be revealed at last? Will we find out more about the custody arrangement for Jack Jr.? There's only one way to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our  Patreon .

[FYI: This episode was originally posted as Quickie 59 before we realized it was a multi-part story that became Season 29!] Grab your horsey sauce and dig into part three of our fast food f*ckery. The Happy Meal Ending involves a threesome with characters you'll never expect (and some new ones!) Wet wipes optional. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you'r...

Heated Rivalry WISHES it had the Wendy's mascot dressing up as Cupid to help Ronald McDonald and Jack from Jack in the Box fall in love. Yes, it's part two of the greatest pairing since burger and fries—complete with a lot of clown nose honking in bed. Happy Valentine's Day! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous co...

Imagine the enemies-to lovers-trope, but flash-fried and supersized. That's the cool treat (and hot eats) you're in for with this story. We go back to the beginning of the Ronald / Wendy / Jack (in the box) Arby saga in Part 1 of the 4-part series and discover how it all began (and happy (meal) ended), and just like a late-night quarter pounder, it does NOT disappoint.  Get wet and wild with us in...

We're BAAAAACK..and we're back with a quickie story that's leaner, greener, and wiener than ever. Join Elpheba and Fiyero as they stumble upon what they think is an abandoned swamp house. Perhaps the grossest story we've read since Hannibal X Willy Wonka, you're in for a broom ride you may regret for the rest of your life. You're welcome, and we've missed you! Get wet and wild with us in our free,...

It's the season finale and the big question is: will true love or the evil sphere conquer all? You'll need sex-ray vision to see how this all ends (hint: there's vanilla-flavored lube involved)—so tune in! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The time has cum to bust some balls/spheres but Egon, Janine, and Peter aren't going down without a fight. Bonus: a high-speed chase and a body slam.   Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Ray discovers the truth about the sphere's dark history and Peter, Janine, and Egon be overcome by their special powers (sexy and otherwise). There's only one way to stop them and it's not gonna be pretty. Bonus: ASMR audio from Lyndsay because she's recording from her house where her baby is sleeping.

Egon and Peter admit to the team their special, sphere-induced powers, and Janine takes it as an opportunity to let Egon read her (dirty) mind resulting in an electric lab hookup. *** Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.co...

The Nutbusters discover that the golden sphere is doing...strange (and sexy) things to the team and they're intent on getting to the bottom of it—and maybe onto some other bottoms as well. Wink. *** Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http:/...

It's a brand new season, a brand new fandom, and a brand new way to measure horniness (PKE has a whole new meaning now!). Join the nut and ghostbusting shenanigans as a demonic entity threatens to destroy a book store and an ancient, rockhard relic is found. Bonus: spooge/splooge throwers. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want mor...

As the Paris trip reaches its sexpiration date, our horny chefs find themselves wet in more ways than one, and in the most unlikely—and unholy—of places. It's a story finale for the cookbooks! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Hungry? Horny? Perfect! It's night one of Carmy and Syd's big restaurant takeover in Paris and everything is comin' out tasty until there's a SURPRISE DINER from Sydney's past. Uh oh or ooh la la? Listen to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our  Patreon .

We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy confusion over a mention of the CIA. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content...

If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover. Trust us, this story has all the ingredients for a mouth-watering season.  Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're...

This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to this story next week! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .

Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our  Patreon .

Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our  Patreon .

Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things in Malibu are STEAMING up. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our  Patreon .

Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy: ABC (Always Be Cumming).   Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .

This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of them have more romantic intentions?!? Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon .

This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handshake, or will they end the night alone? Tune in to the Fangasm network (not ATN) to find out. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group— The Fanny Pack —OR—If you're extra horny and want mo...