Fanfics and Chill

This week, we begin our long promised melodramatic reading of Dark Shrimp Emotions' surprisingly plausible Guillermo X Colin Robinson fic Join us as Guillermo puts together a plan to make Nandor fall in love with him. Featuring: James as Colin, Guillermo, and Laszlo Cravensworth Grace as Nandor the Relentless and Nadja of Antipaxos Nick as The Narrator And big thanks to Dark Shrimp Emotions for le...

We continue our speedrun of Hyrule in T_5 seconds' 42 Minutes 17 Seconds. Only this time, we forgot to take notes as to who is playing which character. This second half is a lot more emotionally heavy, we were not prepared for this but we committed to the bit regardless, apologies for the constant tonal shifts. Reading starts at 3:29. Featuring Nick as The Narrator James as; Zelda, Mineru, Purah,...

We have Returned to Hyrule, and once again we are moving at a record pace to rescue Zelda! The ever talented T_5Seconds has once again written a fic about speedrunning an open world Zelda game, and we have been blessed with the opportunity to do a hyperdramatic reading of this. This is part 1 and it takes us up to Lookout Landing, join us for part 2 next week. Read along with the original work her...

Submitted for your approval: One Maru Carter-Moore, a young student from the sleep town of Stardew Valley in search of the truth, who cares deeply about her community. Soon, she would find the truth she is looking for, and it would come from beyond the stars. The answers she would seek will lead her- to Fanfics and Chill. This week, James reads Iridescence by Milieu. Being a lovecraftian horror fi...

Today on Fanfics and Chill, we round off the year with a love story. Twilight isn't a series known for its romance, but Swamp_Bogman has managed to defy expectations by adding an additional character to the Twilight lore: Bigfoot. Join us, as we read this fantastic fanfic and learn of Carlisle's forbidden love. Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41360169 and thank you Swamp_Bogman...

Today, we reach the end of the road. Will Amelia Rose be able to protect the Greater London area from the Dildo invasion? Can Flint come back to the light? Will Ryan find a boyfriend? Join us in finding out. Thank you Tim, this has been a fucking journey. Read along here, today we cover chapter 16: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/16779253 Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as...

This week, in our penultimate reading of possibly the greatest Doctor Who Fanfic every written, Silently, On the Blink of Orgasm: Our heroes face their deadliest enemy yet! Freddy Fazbear, Winny the Pooh, an incredibly realistic sex scene, and Steven Moffat (In my fanfiction? Its more likely than you think!) Read along here, today we cover chapter 15: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chap...

As we approach the end of Silently on the Blink of Orgasm, we're going to move our schedule a little so we put the last two episodes up alongside the Doctor Who 60th anniversary specials. Heres a teaser of what is to come, next Saturday...

Orgasm 9: A Muculant Makeover This week, we continue our adventures with Amelia, Clara and Ryan, as they search for muculance in the Oodest of places. We also get some exposition into what happened when Amelia met Flint. Read along here, today we cover chapters chapters 13 & 14: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867 Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Marth...

Silently On the Blink of Orgasm, part 8 This week (in an episode that definitely went up Friday, James didn't forget), our search for Muculance continues! Amelia and Clara take some time to introspect, facing themselves in the mirror and solving conflicts the only way they know how! Read along here, today we cover chapter 12: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867 Starring: Nic...

we're back, and we're continuing to adapt TheAlmightyTim's epic, Silently on the Blink of Orgasm. After the plot really started to kick off last chapter, we begin a journey to save Earth, with the help of an old friend, and an enemy we feared would feature in this story... Read along here, today we cover chapters chapters 10 and 11: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867 Starri...

Hey guys, I'm afraid theres a brief delay in the next episode, hopefully we'll be back to our normal schedule next time. In the meantime, here we are learning about Sigma Males from our favourite source of education, enjoy! Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday! Are you an author, and you'd...

Its finally happening, we've returned to our regularly scheduled reading of Silently, On the BLink of Orgasm by Thealmightytim (who may or may not be Steven Moffat's Alt Account). Join us as we follow the adventures of Amelia Rose, just an ordinary high school girl travelling through time and space. This chapter shocks us all, as plot starts to happen, while the James Nick and Grace all try and re...

Dundundun dundundun dundundun DUNDUNDUN dundundun dundundun dundundun oooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo This week, in our final TF2 fic reading (for now), certainly not least, this week we read Timeladd by demonfox38. Set in the Tom Baker era of Doctor Who, TimeLadd explores what would happen if the Demoman had access to time travel. Its actually a bit darker than the premise i...

This week, we continue with part 3 of our 4 part Team Fortress 2 Trilogy with a read of Plausible Deniability, by Hanktalking. A harrowing tale of love on the battlefield, miscommunication, and sending doors to meet their God. Read along with the harrowing tale here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39836637 Featuring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as The Soldier and The Sniper James as The Spy, The...

What would you do with 70 hours left to live? Make good on unrequited love? Make Bread? Fix your favourite fanfiction podcasts schedule which has gone completely tits up this month? Or maybe, you'd phone some friends. Join us, as we read Dial Tone, a forgotten story from from the Team Fortress 2 short Expiration Date by DancingGrimm, join us as we learn what Demoman did with his final few hours. A...

A tale as old as time; two star cross'd lovers, fated to be kept apart because they work for rival mercenary corpoations, and with the help of two German scientists who consider the Hippocratic Oath to be more of a hypothetical aspiration than a guideline, love can truly overcome any boundary, no matter what suit they may wear. We are of course referring to Come as You Are, an Engineer/Spy story b...

A tale as old as time. Two star crossed lovers; one a handsome effeminate greaser, the other a 7 foot preppy shark. Can the world accept their love? Join us as we read Jinglebee's Switchblade Symphony to find out! Featuring Nick as The Narrator James as Prince Sidon Grace as Link Music featured in this episode were all generously made available from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/ Alley Thoughts...

This week, we continue our hiatus content with a visit to an old friend, 26 Minutes and 42 Seconds by T_5 Seconds, a fic we reviewed all the way back in Season 1 of The Shipping Forecast. You'll be shocked to hear we have Zelda on the brain right now, and this was great to read so we thought we'd do it again, properly! Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27749413 ) And stick around,...

This week on Fanfics and Chill, Thanos finds love in the Husky arms of a man named Daniel. We also read another tale, of YOU (thats right, YOU, the listener) falling in love with the Evergiven container ship AND the Suez Canal. Read along here, both fics are by the lovely author Namgitrash. You Get Fucked by a Boat and a River: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31521911 Wrap me up in the Shadows o...

This week marks our mid-season finale for Fanfics & Chill. Nick transcends time and space, and Doctor Who violates Copywrite laws. Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald James as The Monsters, Clara and The Doctor Read along here (Chapters 7&8): https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694 Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also...

We knew it would happen eventually, but this week we indulge in our first musical episode. Trigger warnings for beloved emo classics butchered by British people. Amelia teams up with The Doctor to face down a terrible menace. Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald James as The Monsters and The Doctor Read along here (Chapter 6): https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694...

This week, we carry on our reading of Silently on the BLink of Orgasm. Amelia Rose's past catches up to her, and the TARDIS takes us to the funkiest version of the London Blitz mankind has ever seen. Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald James as The Monsters Read along here (Chapter 4 & 5): https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/8624716 Join us every ot...

This week, we continue our journey into TheAlmighty Tim's Silently on the Brink of Orgasm. We explore British drinking culture, while Gay Bestie Ryan Davros makes his move... Starring: Nick as The Narrator Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald James as The Monsters Read along here (Chapter 2 & 3): https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/8624716 Join us every other Friday, or until we r...

Oh boy, strap yourselves in folks this is going to be a long one. This week we begin our journey into TheAlmightyTim's 'Silently, On the Brink of Orgasm'. I don't invoke this name lightly but this very much feels like the My Immortal of Doctor Who. There are 16 parts in all, and while we struggled to get through part 1 without breaking we do intend to do all of these. Join Amelia-Rose Martha Oswal...