Faking Injuries Podcast

With two Premier League gameweeks in the books, the boys discuss the storylines and matches that caught our eye.  Then, we have a boardroom meeting to talk clubs that we want to purchase in the future.  We finish with a transparent breakdown of our marketing and Twitter strategy: Nottingham Forest and their chances of staying up (1:50) Manchester United falling apart (9:30) Chelsea Totte...

It's time to unveil the futures fund for the 22/23 season. The boys go through the big 5 leagues in Europe and pick their future bets for title winners, top scorers, most cards, and much more. Listen for our locks and moonshots, which might beat the S&P500 this year.  Not financial advice, just some betting and banter. -Champion's League & Bayern Munich -Europa League & German clu...

The PL is back baby! The boys give their predictions on how the table will look at season's end, never afraid to explore side pockets and tangents along the way. As always, we are not journalists and cannot be held liable for any thoughts or conjecture contained herein.  follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back covering Spurs interesting new sponsorship deal with Self Financial, a sporting director loaning his son across the Atlantic, and our continued campaign to become the official American ambassadors to Slavia Prague.  follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys run down intriguing transfers from the first few weeks of the busy summer window including:  - Bazunu to Southampton and Sport Republic's first summer window - Liverpool exits and additions highlight why they do the best business - Big Daddy USA Jesse Marsch gets youthful blood in the door at Leeds United Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are missing domestic football, but vow to use the summer to hit the library and share our findings on niche areas of football. In this first session, we go on a deep dive of contract clauses inspired by Daniel Geey's authoritative book on transfers, Done Deal.  Stay tuned for our discussion of standard clauses, exotic clauses, and hypothetical clauses we would add if we were in the b...

The boys talk finals, breaking down Liverpool's cowardly loss to Real Madrid and the EFL Promotion Robbery Job perpetrated by John Moss. Oh yeah, and French people causing chaos, again. follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys run down the entire final match week of the Premier League, from top to bottom sparing no one's feelings along the way. Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

They boys finally end their hiatus and launch stale but spicy takes recorded 3 weeks ago into the multi-verse. We touch on a few PL games, and the Europa League Semi-Final first leg match-ups. Tune in next week for our recap of the crazy final day in the PL, ciao. Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

Everton is going down, Barcelona lost again, and we've unveiled our proprietary ETF comprised of sure-fire football bets. This is satire and not investment advice (but it should be) follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back in good spirits as Barcelona's European woes drive Twitter engagement and Arsenal's knee-sliding prowess worries title contenders. follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back, narrowly retaining their employment at Faking Injuries LLC. In this episode, they discuss the sexiest 2-2 draw of the year, pitch Thiago a retirement package, and vent about their struggles on twitter. Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys run down a few of their favorite international games from the break and highlight what they love about the Big 5 Leagues. Consider this part one of many on the things they love across leagues, managers, players, and other pockets of football. we beg you to follow us on twitter: @fakinginjuries

The boys faithfully report on the latest news surrounding the change in Chelsea ownership and share who they would like to see at the helm. Listen for the latest news on prospective investors including: Elon Musk, Robert Kraft, Nancy Pelosi, and many more. LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is satire and we cannot be sued

This week, the boys are back with more storylines, predictions, and spicy takes. Join us as we recap Carabao Cup Final and give our predictions for the Europa League and Europa Conference League.

The boys examine Neil Maupay's attempted assault on Erik Pieters, apologize to Kurt Zouma's cat, and recap Premier League and European match-ups from the prior week.

In today's episode, the boys recap their favorite business from the January transfer window. Along the way, nicknames are made, transfer chains are introduced, and Tony Bloom emerges as our supreme leader.  Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys get off the mark finally!  Join along as we talk Old Firm, Milan Derby, slander Gregg Berhalter, and brainstorm solutions for the American Outlaws' image globally.