Faking Injuries Podcast

The boys are arguably the loosest they've ever been, running down obscure storylines and preposterous theories surrounding European football. Disclaimer: We are legally required to disclose that this podcast is satire and no one should believe anything we say, ever. Tune in as we discuss... - Eating more Dunkin Donuts to support Charlie's new club Leyton Orient and its owner Nigel Travis,...

Charlie is fed up with Chelsea and has come to terms with an inevitable break-up. Seeing as he intends to move to East London in the next few years, Charlie lays out 3 local options across the EFL and ultimately commits his future fandom to one. Trigger warning to all fans of English football living in the UK, you are about to listen to football heresy. Listen to find out whether he lands on Millw...

The boys are back running down the most stupid and salacious storylines from world football, including: - Nerds at Arsenal and Aston Villa fighting in the tunnel - Noah's dumb business idea to bring pro/rel and transfers to all American sports. We're gonna sell a pickleballer for bookoo bucks. - Everton in shambles on the pitch and in the boardroom - Our wrong answers only on who will succ...

The boys are back running down the most important storylines and betting markets in the Premier League relegation landscape. A first for the men of Faking Injuries, as they are joined by their new resident nerd, Patrick B. Patrick helps the boys ground their takes with numbers, something they are not used to doing. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries Check out Pat's Discord for the...

The boys are back to celebrate a year in action, giving out awards for... 1.) American of the year 2.) Owner of the year 3. ) Best Business Idea (satire) 4.) Gambler of the year 5.) Most overworked department in football (Hint hint, they reside in Barcelona) And much more shenanigans.  As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are off their rocker speculating on the next generation of stars in Europe, including - Morten Hjulmand, swapping Lecce for Leicester? - Maxim De Cuyper at Westerloo - Musa Garbanly holding it down in Azerbaijan - The next Kvicha plays for FC Metz (maybe) -  Gift Orban ascending quickly at Gent - Alex Scott, enjoying his final 6 months in the Championship And much more! Follow us on...

The boys are back down to run down and embark on customary tangents based on this week's Champions, Europa, and Europa Conference League events.  Our lawyer isn't gonna be happy after this one.  As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back and slowly refining their takes, running down:  - Who will win the bidding war for Manchester United? - Let Neymar eat as many Big Mac's as he wishes - The J League is back and we're scouring for the next Mitoma - And other topics our lawyer threatens to quit over As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back from holiday in Ibiza, keeping it light, running down:  1.) Genk being the most under the radar squad in Europe 2.) Southampton headed to safety? 3.) And debuting a new segment that is spicier than our lawyer would like follow us on twitter@fakinginjuries

The boys get down and dirty, running through:  1.) Noah's favorite young Norwegian midfielders (incl. 2 who just earned transfers)  2.) One brave young Paraguayan heading to Moscow  3.) We're now in the market for a superclub in Morocco 4.) Serge Gnabry's fashion week transgressions and helicopter dad Hasan Salihamdzic 5.) Youth revolution underway at VfL Wolfsburg  and much mo...

The boys get down and dirty on Transfermarkt, running down: - Japanese invasion continues in Scotland, but not at Celtic - FC Augsburg's attacking overhaul truly mirrors its American ownership - Craig Dawson's agent is at it again - FC Zurich's miserable campaign has the defending champs in last - and much more we can't say here As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries and give us 5 stars o...

The boys are back and are in absolute shock that Youssofa Moukoko isn't exactly who he says he is. His lies and Charlie's broader meditation on the role of Baby Mamas in world football inspire a few business ideas around the game. Finally, Charlie wraps up with his rundown of Todd Boehly's latest antics as Chairman of Chelsea FC. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back after much needed R&R to rundown a few of their favorite clubs' transfer business so far, Brighton and Brentford, before spotlighting a few transfers near and dear to their heart, as well as giving MLS some flowers for the shrewd moves its clubs have made so far in January. Stay tuned for:  - An Irish Exodus to Brighton - Why Ben Mee is like Brett Favre -  Slavia Pr...

The boys keep it loose running down the World Cup final, giving out our banter awards, and discussing hot-button topics from the week. listen for more including: - How the French Prime Minister met his wife - Hot manager of the tournament - Best sportswashing country - Transfers that should happen - Congress banning kangaroo leather in cleats and much more... As always follow us on Twitter @faking...

The boys are back running down thoughts from this world cup, across all ends of the socially acceptable spectrum including: 1.) Our stupid suggestions for new FIFA rules 2.) The USMNT's sponsorship blunders 3.) We might buy a Japanese or Korean football club 4.) Creepy Cameramen and Producers at Fox Sports and much more... As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back to run down the world cup, covering primarily the group stages, focusing more on the outlandish aspects of the tournament than traditional journalists.  We discuss:  USA still the daddy of CONCACAF We are in love with the Saudi Arabia manager, and not in a football sense, strictly physical The Socceroos of Australia Sofyan Amrabat has put the Moroccon team on his ass an...

Bold predictions, spicy takes, and immortal locks for the World Cup. Listen for a high-level group by group analysis and the usual shenanigans.  follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back to discuss the insane background and controversies involving our new favorite Premier League owner, Evangelos Marinakis.  Finally, keeping it light with a new segment called "Speculating on Team Dynamics" where we imagine what life is like inside the Man City dressing room.  let us know what you think on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back and better than ever in today's episode, breaking down 6 future stars in European football: Milos Kerkez of AZ Alkmaar and his dominance in the Europa Conference League Karim Konate of FC Liefering Josh Doig of Hellas Verona and Scottish wing backs Xavi Simons, PSG reject to PSV star Dango Ouattara and Lorient's impressive season Nigel Longwijk of Plymouth Argyle, Virgil Van Dijk...

The boys are back to rundown their favorite matches from the prior Premier League matchweek, touching on:  Nottingham Forest's historic win over Liverpool, and will they ever get a sponsor Fulham's desire to get every manager sacked Antonio Conte's hair plugs and a rare sighting of him in a hat and much much more.  As always follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries and leave us a review on S...

The boys are back with takes on Chelsea under Graham Potter, Ajax with Remko Pasveer, and some surefire betting strategies to make up for a poor stock market. follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back and the takes are flowing as they rant their way through a juicy mailbag including: Todd Boehly's all-star game Granit Xhaka's heroes' journey Jordan Pefok is now just Jordan and we love it A 9-second red card and more! follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

The boys are back again to discuss their favorite transfers from the summer.  We pick a team from each of the big 5 leagues that stood out to us for smart and sustainable recruitment.  From the Sport Republic project at Southampton to RC Lens, we hope there is something for every fan in this one. Please give us a rating on Spotify and follow us on Twitter @fakinginjuries.

The boys are back to unveil their predictions group by group. This episode was recorded before this week's games, so tune in to see where we've already made poor predictions...looking at you Barcelona and Liverpool.  As always follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries. 

The boys run down why they love Brighton including deep dives on Tony Bloom, Graham Potter, and the club's recruitment philosophy.  follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries