Fake Cop

In this episode, the Sick Man returns with the shocking and explosive finale of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy.  The Toucan Man is still on the loose and Fake Cop can’t find him. So he does something he hates more than anything: he gets introspective.  So he’s going to do what he usually does: double down in the worst possible direction. Going deeper. Not into the streets, but into whatever the hell...

In this episode, the Sick Man returns with part two of the shocking, explosive, new Fake Cop Trilogy.  Will Fast Bobby return with information about the Toucan Man? No idea. Will Fake Cop finally confront his role in the death of his son? He doesn’t really know how to, so probably not. Will the Bonanza survive the night? Unlikely. Most importantly, will any of this actually lead somewhere … for on...

Fake Cop returns in the explosive first part of the third Fake Cop Trilogy. Will Bobby find information on the Toucan Man? Probably not. Will Fake Cop confront his role in the death of his son? Probably not. Most importantly, will he finally get rid of that body in the trunk? Same answer. This is the Last Breakfast. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Sound Engineer:...

Fake Cop returns in Part 1 of the explosive second Fake Cop Trilogy. He learns he has a long lost son - and for the first time in his life feels rattled. How does a corrupt, immoral, anti-social man built on lies, intimidation, and bad decisions handle the unexpected responsibilities of a child? Not very well. This is Fake Cop Family Ties. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O...

Fake Cop returns in the explosive second part of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. Newmarket is dealing with a Froot Loops epidemic. Fake Cop may be responsible. Will he fix it? Probably not. Will he take responsibility? No. Will he manage to save his own dumb-ass, loop-addicted son? Remains to be seen. The batch has been sweetened. The hooks are in. The loops are now a noose around the town. This is …...

Fake Cop returns in the shocking, explosive finale of the latest Fake Cop Trilogy. Will he find the Toucan Man? No idea. Will he continue getting used to his long-lost son? Maybe. Possibly. Temporarily. Will he be able to keep his son safe in an increasingly dangerous world? Of course he will. He keeps everybody safe around him. Well, kind of. And most importantly - will he finally get rid of that...

BONUS: Check out “Road to Reckoning”, the official theme song for Fake Cop. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTORIES  visit us on our MAIN WEBSITE at  https://www.fakecopshow.com/ Keep up to date and LIKE US ON FACEBOOK at   https://www.facebook.com/sickmantalking...

In 2006, Brad Cartner bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police car off a super dodgy guy at a used car lot. On that day, Brad became Fake Cop - and the town of Newmarket, Ontario, Canada has been paying the price ever since. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS, NEWS AND DIRECTOR...

In this episode, a kidney stone sends Fake Cop to the hospital, where he helps a rookie police officer through a dangerous situation, frames an innocent man with heart problems, and leaves with a new partner. Condolences to the Mendoza family. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter FOR FULL PODCAST DETAILS,...

Fake Cop returns film noir-style, in the explosive first part of the first Fake Cop trilogy. Fake Cop gets mixed up with a washed up hockey player, a powerful gangster, and a very dangerous femme fatale. A tale of love, murder, the mall, and hockey. To Love and Die in Newmarket. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Guy at the Beginning: Ad...

In the explosive second part of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop goes to Beverly Hills to investigate the murder of a childhood friend. Froot Loops, fentanyl, bearer bonds, and a Fake Cop on the edge who absolutely hates traveling. This is Beverly Hills Fake Cop. Support the show Host: Brad Cartner  Show Producer: Greg O’Brien  Sound Engineer: Derek Welsman Guy at the Beginning: Adam Carter FO...

In the shocking and explosive finale of the first Fake Cop Trilogy, Fake Cop is back from Beverly Hills and back in Newmarket. Prepared to start a new life, a new nemesis steps forward, threatening his job and dream, leading to a showdown Newmarket has never seen before. Some men play by the rules. Some men break them. They will all face the heat. This is Newmarket Heat. Support the show Host: Bra...

Originally featured on Brad Cartner’s pod show Sick Man Talking, these episodes are now appearing here in a dedicated companion series focused entirely on Fake Cop.  In 2006, Brad bought a retired Ontario Provincial Police cruiser under questionable circumstances from a used car lot that shouldn’t have existed. Brad became Fake Cop, and the ongoing decline of Newmarket, Ontario is widely considere...