Fake Book Book Club

The world is full of bitches, yo.   But if you're here, you recognize that there are only two categories that matter: The  Basic Bitch:  one who does not try, follows trends, and is probably doomed to disappointment  And the  Fancy Bitch:  The One who will always be Next Level, who has given up the Fucks, and found Enlightenment Who can be a Fancy Bitch?  Anyone. Anyone can be a Fancy Bitch.  Lear...

Artichokes founded America. From its introduction in Greek mythology to its role as a cipher for Lewis and Clarke, hear the real story of America's founding vegetable: the artichoke. Peeling back the layers of the dark, thorny history of this coveted prize, this gripping, researched tell-all explores everything from modern usage to its central, starring role in the Great Artichoke War of 1935...

Join Gazubogurglelozosz, a diminutive but dauntless slime creature, on an epic journey through the mystical realm with their sometime companion Brugug. From the mist-shrouded mountains of the West to the sun-drenched dunes of the South, Gazubogurglelozosz navigates treacherous landscapes, befriends an eccentric cast of characters, and uncovers hidden wonders in this fantastical travelog set over 1...

Do your little ones look at YOU with scheming eyes that glow? In this heartwarming memoir and survivalist guide, 'The Apocalypse Dad' shares his journey from clueless new survivor to seasoned father of the wasteland apocalypse. With humor and humility, this book recounts the catastrophic end of civilization, the subsequent birth of his first child, and the utter devastation of his sleep sc...