Fair Game Theory

Fair Game Theory

Using only her wits, amateur internet research, and memories from ten years ago, an anonymous humor writer analyses real or imagined interactions with probable spies who have maybe targeted her in a possible multi-interest black ops likely involving The Church of Scientology.

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Fair Game Theory

Category

True Crime

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www.spreaker.com

Latest episode

Oct 16, 2025

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Episodes

E77: At Least I Learned Something 11.12.2022

Let me share my story of being unnecessarily taken away by a suicide ambulance for my art and having two mobile crisis units deployed in an effort to disrupt my writing and…passive aggressively harass me for being an intellectual by a male litbro?(open to interpretation). I learned so much.

E76: Beauty and the Black Ops 06.12.2022

Tale as old as time…true as it can be…barely even friends…then somebody bends…unexpectedly…Just how old is the Honeytrap tactic anyway? Historians, come through. And…is this Beast some bootleg version of Pegasus software…Or is Scientology developing it’s own custom version?

E75: Thanksgiving 25.11.2022

Today, I am thankful in advance for my future book deal, and for everyone incentivized to screw me over with this multi-interest black ops to pay up big time in a court of law. In the mean time: How exactly is a low level agitator/saboteur hired to work for the multi-interest black ops against me to begin with? Do they work for Scientology, the FBI, or the Kargman & Brooks alliance? Do these three...

E74: The Mystery of the Nail Polish Remover 14.11.2022

I share this to hold myself accountable and to emphasize the crucial absolute importance of integrity in reporting.

E73: Material Squirrel 11.11.2022

We are living in a material world, and I am an Imperial Squirrel.

E72: An Actor Prepares for More of Your Bullsh*t 11.11.2022

I Stanislavski.

E71: Rat Vs. Squirrel 08.11.2022

There’s so much to choose from.

E70: How to Recast an Actor Who Is Making Other Cast Members Uncomfortable 07.11.2022

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, is this a multi-interest black ops? In an objectively crazy move, a theater director asked me for a letter of reference and then shared an unauthorized version that she edited herself-I’m pretty sure for no reason other than incentivized psychological warfare. When I expressed a violation of trust standards and asked her to rectify the...

E69: Julia 02.11.2022
E68: Efficiency 30.10.2022

Therapy helped me realize that being surrounded by secret operatives has been a huge obstacle to achieving my goals. From now on, my moral compass is pointed straight past the haters to my success.

E67: You Either Have It or You Don’t 28.10.2022

Counterintelligence is a rough trade. Not everyone makes it in the business of spy craft. Fortunately, you can always fall back on your acting career.

E66: National Grid 03.10.2022

Can’t tell if Scientology Fair Game or if this is just how bill companies are.

E65: The Old College Try 03.10.2022

Old chap old chum, I gave it the old college try, I really did old sport, and yet we’re still in a bit of a pickle, a bit of a bind, aren’t we? Fortunately, fermented foods are full of probiotics and aid in longevity and gut health. Everyone loves a winner. I’m currently pickling my heart, and won’t be sharing it with any ingrates who effed my career for this black ops thanks.

E64: Artivist Networking 28.09.2022

Hey all—time to get “straight” to the point. Last week I walked back and forth and around the block trying to work up my courage to walk into a police station and start the “Hey, here are the names of some people who may be trying to permanently disenfranchise me. Just in case,” convo. Meanwhile the ones who got away with the early phases can still get called out on my podcast if not in the Oberli...

E63: It Follows 15.09.2022

Just like “Cubesmart Karma” in 2018-Noelle is being funneled a massive amount of money by her CIA handlers while I am being subjected to housing harassment. Let’s hope this time I am given the advantage and Noelle will have her grant revoked so she can be replaced with someone better. Also everything I say is copyrighted so you can’t steal from me.

E62: Middle Class PTSness 13.09.2022

As a symbol of working class resilience and voice of The People, I wanted to share with you why my getting blackballed out of industry showcases during my senior year at acting school must be rectified not for the sake of my personal gain—but for justice.

E61: Photographic Memory 06.09.2022

The mind is a terrain that is vast and nebulous, and memory can emerge in tact and full of significance after years of lying dormant. Was curious who all here has almost been kidnapped?

E60: My Contribution to Prison Activism 27.08.2022

Putting the “nah” in Uttanasana. Some cults brainwash you into letting people whom you perceive as relatively privileged get away with individually abusing you because their wealth is spiritualized into a blank check for virtue. Other cults brainwash you into letting people whom you perceive as relatively oppressed get away with individually abusing you because their systemic oppression is spiritu...

E59: Going Postal 24.08.2022

In this episode, the author chronicles how a central, New York City branch of the United States Post Office has, on three occasions, actively thwarted enrollment in package delivery for her P.O. Box so that she remains forced to give out her home address. When asked if such occurrences are normal for this major NYC Post Office, the Postal clerk consulted on the day prior to this episode’s recordin...

E58: Erasure 22.08.2022

Someone erased my yoga mat in 2015 and I still can’t hep but feel attacked.

E57: The Tea 21.08.2022

In this special, Fourth of July Episode, we explore whether Scientology Fair Game was being used to spark a very different Fourth of July Episode in the author—the psychotic kind that usually takes place at Target and winds up on YouTube. Fortunately, I deftly outmaneuvered the Church’s real or imagined attempts yet again—but, as always, questions remain.

E56: The Dinner Party 07.08.2022

In most cases, it’s better to risk romantic rejection and use it as a learning experience rather than record a conspiracy theory podcast accusing your crush of being the central honeytrap in an elaborate multi-interest black-ops. That is why following my instincts has been all the more crucial in this highly unusual process.

E55: The Suicide Tape 05.08.2022

Did a project, called “The Suicide Tape,” cast me during my junior year at NYU for clandestine purposes, in case Scientology ever needed to murder me and stage it as a suicide—or am I just a crappy actor? Obviously, the first option is the correct one. Trigger Warning.

E54: I’m Just Here to Dance 25.07.2022

Unfortunately, as we all know, dancing is forbidden. Think of this as less of a witch hunt and more of a witch inquiry.

E53: Trained Spy 06.06.2022

When a train conductor purposely dumps you at the wrong stop on the last train of the night…is it an assassination attempt…or stealth marketing for the “American Traitor” novel?

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