Fair Game Theory

I honestly don’t know what to make of this. Is Google getting paid to do experiments on me or is Scientology just positioning spies inside there as well?

Before I was an adult being covertly persecuted for writing absurdist humor about a totalitarian church and a high profile rape suspect, I was a middle-schooler being chided by adults for responding to mockery from privileged kids, with insults that were better written than theirs. So now, it makes sense that downtown theater artists are getting incentive to try to make me falsely appear unprofess...

In this episode we discuss one of many instances suggesting foul play from a director who befriended me and referenced phrases that I used in private zoom calls with my therapist as a form of psychological warfare. The math is simple. I need directors and a literary agent who knows how to generate more currency working with me than Scientology, or Kargman and Brooks/Kaplan families can ever give t...

Are you alone right now? Aren’t we all? Except for me because I’m being targeted by a multi-interest black-ops. “Forget it, Jake, It’s Chinatown.” Except low key don’t forget it, Jake, because I got stalked to Chinatown by a lady who was probably being coached by a person in a van to create the illusion that I have been cursed and it’s not Scientology harassing me at all. I only wanted to save mon...

Correct me if I’m wrong but this is just what I think Noelle wanted.

The CIA or Scientology is curating crappy knock offs of Jose Rivera short films to cast me in so that my art looks like shit, and the fact that you refuse to believe shows just how much of a jealous, victim blaming hater you really are.

Perhaps someone put broken glass under the accompanists tire that morning, or offered them a hefty incentive to not make it on time-perhaps the spy handler conducting my black ops even instructed me to podcast about this incident so that the accompanist can counter with some harrowing experience in order to make me sound like an insensitive diva for telling this story. Someone would have to be ver...

Be Your Own Pyramid Scheme.

I do miss my lack of interiority and might bring it back. I also feel like when Elon Musk creates an app for our thoughts to be directly broadcasted to individual Twitter accounts via microchips, that might push me back into Scientology. Remember kids—diversity is a principle of environmental science, and not just a favor you do for your neighbor.

Going back over every memory of every interaction you have in order to grasp at the truth of whether everyone you know is a spy is a perfect way to test the success of Dianetics auditing.

I am out here getting murdered by the full blown multi-interest black ops trying to take me down at every level and I am just a pure bastion of light and love in spite of it all. On March 18th at 8:30PM you can see me at Theater Row’s Studio black box on 410 West 42nd Street. Let’s hope everything hasn’t been completely sabotaged at that point. https://tickets.bfany.org/thea...

I have to say, tonight when I saw a Google Doc of a resume from my honeytraps email account, shared with me on October 7, 2018–I felt a little like Beethoven in “Immortal Beloved”. Sadly, a strong investigative mind such as mine cannot allow it’s objectivity to be swayed by false hope or sentiment. And so, I present to you two different hypothetical scenarios of foul play.

I want to tell y’all a little story about a trip to the candy store that changed the life of a little girl who decided that she would one day run for office. Also, if my honeytrap is listening, I want them to know that my love still burns bright.

On this episode, I discuss how I truly have no idea what I am talking about, indirectly assert that we are all lost, and explore the potential benefits of attempting to levitate, while suggesting that my haters are probably just psyops agents being used to assassinate foreign theater collaborators abroad.

Ok. I did it. I killed the vibe. It was a crime of necessity.

This is how Glory Kadigan, Akia Squitieri, and Sean Pollock may or may not have tried to sabotage my chance to get my show’s foot in the door at 14th Street Y as revenge for drawing attention to Noelle Ghoussaini’s illegal stalking and covert harassment toward me.

E84: Everybody’s got a gimmick.

Hey friends-here’s a fifteen minute meditation I like to do every morning before I start my day.

If I’m complicit, then you’re complicit in my complicity. Come with me in a journey down the tone scale.

Here’s an episode about the time in 2012 or 2013 when my smartphone died, and the operative who accidentally gave his ass away.

“I just want to be loved” is an age old motivator shared by many. And yet, the behavior it engenders can vary in the extreme. Unfortunately for Joseph Brooks, it won’t hold up in a court of law.

What are the different multi-interest black ops packages people order and how are they priced? Also, why aren’t there more reality shows about high level investigator firms like Black Cube and Kroll?

Happy New Year Beaches. This must be Times Square at midnight on December 31st because somebody dropped the ball. Call PEN America and The Marshall Project because there’s about to be a whole fresh crop of talent at the weekly inmates poetry workshop for whoever got hired to sabotage me with a multi-interest black ops. TW: Dogs

I don’t have time for people’s Shit. I am targeted by a multi-interest black ops of many years. I am to be given jobs and money by qualified professionals, as I should have been years ago.