Factory Sealed Video Game Podcasts

Tom finds his way back to the show to help support the Vita, fawn over the new Final Fantasy VII remake screens, and bubble over the lovely 2.5D platformer we probably all missed – Klonoa: Door to Phantomile.

The battle against Doctor Smooth Area takes a dramatic turn as Eric develops laser eyes! We (nearly) finish Super Mario RPG, discuss upcoming games, chat about emulation and a take a look at a new all-in-one console called the RetroBlox.

It’s with a tearful wave that we say goodbye to Jess. Eric and Dan share their favorite Jess moments before trying to make sense of the Kingdom Hearts series, invent an alternate RPG franchise, and dissect the first half of Super Mario RPG.

We react to the Nintendo Switch, Jess contracts the G-Virus and manages to miss our playthrough of Resident Evil 2 (although we didn’t notice) and we reveal the winners of our Card Fighter competition.

After playing Ico (with mixed feelings), Eric’s inner desire to protect his family manifests itself in a quite thrilling, but quite stupid way as he partakes in an epic car chase across Arizona, aided by his mother.

2016 may have been shit, but there were still plenty of games to love! We pick our top ten games of the year and buff some smooth areas in the process.

Ho ho ho, it’s the Factory Sealed Christmas show! Inside, you’ll find many neatly wrapped presents including a bread wren, a Grandma that falls over, and the sweet, sweet memories of things that happened in 2016 during Factory Sealed. Oh, and Maniac Mansion.

Jeeves, tell Jeeves to inform Jeeves to tell masters Ericolius, Iggytom, and Dantis that we have washed their clothes in the toilet and prepared a right good Final Fantasy extravaganza.

The Carmel Cran and his faithful sidekick, Jockbuns, stop fighting the evil of Dr Smooth Area to discuss Sonic 2’s surprising facts and a bit of Pokemon Sun before inventing a clothing line.

A wild man-hunting chin hair appears as we discuss Pokemon Sun and Moon before the Master fails again to save the word in Soul Blazer!

Join Sir Jockbuns and Dead Scarlett Johannson as they play god in ActRaiser, debate the mini NES, discuss review ethics, and learn about a very special summer car.

Jess proves turning 30 isn’t as good as dying, by being basically dead, we all fail to get Samoose to the end of Super Metroid, and a winner is chosen for the Mini NES competition.

This Halloween we tackle Silent Hill 2 and join James Sunderland as he ventures into his own personal hell to look for his wife. Her name is Mary. She sent him a letter. Have you seen her? She’s dead.

Slip on your neon leg warmers on, perm that hair, and join us as we go back to the 80’s for a spot of GTA: Vice City and stop off for some discussion about the Nintendo Switch, Red Dead Redemption 2, and find out for yourself just how incredibly stupid one man can be when he describes a competition.

We unveil a new contest and come to a rather uncommon consensus about The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past while Jess begins the slow descent into Crazy Cat Lady by extreme vetting her online dates.

We learn all about mermaid camp, Tom’s awkward erection on the beaches of Greece, and start our adventure through the kingdom of Hyrule in The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past.

After 14 years, Eric finally makes it to the end of Dark Cloud 2 while Dan watches (with envy) a documentary about a very disturbing method of painting.

Is there any Dick in Richard? Is Driver any good outside of Russian accents? Why is MediEvil called MediEvil and just what in the hell are sarnies and pease pudding anyway?

Allo comrades, this week, we are driving you crazy with discussion of Wario Land, larders v pantries and very, very poor accents.

We hit things with wrenches, build entire towns, race fish, and even stop off for a spot of golf as we tackle the first half of Dark Cloud 2.

Yee Haw! It’s Harvest Moon time. All ya’ll younguns best hike up yer britches and get to. Them taters and maters ain’t gonna grow themselves!

Join us for a whimsical, thought-provoking romp through the history of the Game Boy series, as well as Kirby’s Dreamland 1 and 2! Oh, and keys in the shitter.

Long-time listener, fan, and awesome dude Jack Grant joins us for an absolute shitshow of an episode with curling irons in wrong places, Banjo Kazooie, and the worst question ever. Seriously. Ever.

We get Mysty-eyed as Myst proves to be more trouble than it’s really worth, send an evil gargoyle to his repeated death in Demon’s Crest and get far too obsessed with Pokemon Go.

As we regain our memories in the bizarre hybrid of 80’s sci-fi known as Flashback: The Quest for Identity, the crew discuss patriotic games in honor of ‘Murica day and why the English burn people on bonfires before setting off fireworks.