Factory Sealed Video Game Podcasts

Eric and Tom meet up in Phoenix to put on some silly hats, create a few new Mega Man robot masters, and opine over the future of gaming with Google Stadia before dissecting one of the few good movie game tie-ins; The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.

Whether you’re a fan of soapy baps, priests lacking on fuel, or the classic FPS Halo: Combat Evolved, we’ve got Ig-YOU-wana covered!

We take a break from facing off against Father Gascoigne to share an important fact with you: Gex is called Gex because he is a Gecko. Trust us on this one.

The lads are back from their trip to Freedomland, loaded with stories ranging from breaking toilets to bundling at Rumbles. With additional chats about the Resident Evil 2 remake, Kingdom Hearts 3, and the Genesis ‘Classic’ Ghostbusters.

We take to the skies for some Ace Combat 4, contemplate zombies in the Resident Evil 2 Remake, and make an attractive new headpiece for our bovine cousins.

2018 has came and gone in a blaze of boiled owls, shabba, and bad opticians jokes. There’s only one way to celebrate – finding our top ten games we played in 2018!

A massive technical glitch fries Dan’s potato, losing nearly two hours of content in the process. So, we are packing our bags and moving to sunny South America. Why? Just Cause.

It’s a shabba-tastic episode as we find out whether Devil May Cry (Or Not), introduce the FS Hoctopus, and discuss whether the PS Classic is worth the bother.

Join us on Edna’s bike ride through the Rockstar hit Bully, stopping off at interesting locales including Yorkshire Pokemon and Eric’s Driving School.

We pop the show into Space D and rid the Ishimura of its wiggly arm monster infestation in Dead Space; stopping off for a bit of Rootin-Tootin Horsey-Shootin’ in Red Dead Redemption 2 first.

It’s the inevitable Mega Man episode – Zack and Dan are on hand with tranquilizer guns trained on Eric as we tackle Mega Man 1-6 (and 11).

Hop in the SmoothMobile and join Eric and Dan on a trip to the shores of Hell as we play Ultimate DOOM.

Dish yourself up a bra full of soup, check your accidental incest app, and slap on your off-centered face because we’re swinging our way through Spider-Man on the PlayStation.

We go Beyond Oasis (and the realms of good taste) as we chat emulation, while being baffled by the WonderSwan, and new a brand new Greek superhero, PissEyes.

Video game collector turned side-saddle bathroom soccer star, Zack Fawley joins us on our trip back to Rapture as we cover the original Bioshock. Now, would you kindle stop by the Circus of Value? We hear they are running a special on eye replacements.

We open (and potentially close) the door on the Sega Saturn library as we discuss its role in crippling the once mighty Sega before taking flight with our subconscious in the mysterious NiGHTS into Dreams.

It’s the final stretch of Final Fantasy IX as we tackle discs 3 and 4, armed only with our very unusual glow in the dark lightsabers.

With a why-aye and a Rally-Ho we tackle disc 2 of Final Fantasy IX. Meanwhile, Mike survives a visit to Hett, and we talk E3 2018.

We delve way too deep into the history of the mystical land of Hett, predict E3 2018, and analyze the hell out of Final Fantasy IX disc 1.

Join Eric-san and Mike-san on a quest to level up their raisin swords and butcher a bunch of Japanese names in Onimusha: Warlords.

It’s time for a trip down the highway at Full Throttle! Join us as we put our pedals to the metal on an epic road trip to everyone’s favorite store, Ar-Goes.

Dan’s back from Australia to save the show once again as we talk about Nintendo Labo, God of War and also talk about God of War.

BEAP BEAP! Eric and Mike pile into a semi full of Rocky bidets, flattening Dan on their way to discuss, Celeste, Ni No Kuni II, and Donkey Kong Country.

Dan left for Other Hett (aka Australia) and Mike destroyed his car, leaving Eric and Tom to discuss how Solid Snake would feel about Sam Fischer’s stealth technique in Splinter Cell.

(Illusion of) Gaia Guys! We’re off to the Tower of Bagel to sample those sweet, sweet erbs on Craig’s finest Vag InvisiBagels.