Expounded Universe

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/expounded-universe-11-moonglow-over-my-hammy.mp3 Let’s put the cards on the table regarding this episode.  The sound sucks.  There was a catastrophic sound failure during our recording a weekend or two ago that ate a few episodes alive, including this one.  So go in ready.  Otherwise, we are getting close to the endgame of Shadows.  Xizor machinate...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/expounded-universe-10-xizor-takes-a-knee.mp3 We are joined in today’s episode by Kat and Pranks from a friendly Star Wars podcast of their very own, Never Tell Me The Pods! We’ll be exploring chapters 28-30, in which the grand Xizor seduction plotline comes to a gross, dumb, veiny head. Got Star Wars questions?   We’ve got answers.  Send them to th...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/expounded-universe-9-fully-armed-and-operational-molestation1.mp3 In today’s episode, Princess Leia is sexually assaulted by a big red lizard man.  Everyone else who shows up at all just spins their wheels.  Dash Rendar isn’t even here.  Palpatine wisely sits this one out.  Han was so embarassed he stayed frozen in carbonite. Got Star Wars question...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/expounded-universe-8-guri-interrupted3.mp3 In this episode everyone but Luke spins their wheels and so does he, honestly. Got Star Wars questions?   We’ve got answers.  Send them to the usual place, systemmastery@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/expounded-universe-7-the-rodian-less-twaveled.mp3 Chapters 19 – 21.  In which Dash Rendar gets a real wicked sad going, Leia finally meets Guri, and against all odds, Bothans just keep on dying! Got Star Wars questions?   We’ve got answers.  Send them to the usual place, systemmastery@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/expounded-universe-6-the-life-and-death-of-manny-bothans.mp3 In which Dash Rendar slowly turns into that kid that gets birthday presents at your birthday party, Vader and the Emperor make the briefest possible appearances, and Leia ponders the existence of lady criminals. Got Star Wars questions?   We’ve got answers.  Send them to the usual place,...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/expounded-universe-5-horkin-up-dangle-hams.mp3 Welcome to the majesty of chapters 13-15.  In which our hero Prince Xizor capers and cavorts about most evilly, Luke does some canyon racing, Threepio belabors the joke, and … well, Xizor pervs out harder than any man should perv. Got Star Wars questions?   We’ve got answers.  Send them to the usual pl...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/expounded-universe-4-stupid-sexy-xizor.mp3 These chapters are in a bit of a holding pattern, but not us, damn it!  We discuss the value of Xizor’s workout regimen, Dash Rendar’s continued value as an employee, and Daffy Duck.  So much Daffy Duck. Got Star Wars questions?   We’ve got answers.  Send them to the usual place, systemmastery@gmail.com. L...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/expounded-universe-3-rendar-unto-xizor-what-is-xizors.mp3 In this episode Vader doesn’t look back, Luke blows up TIE fighters, Lando and Leia fly around with Dash, Luke blows up TIE fighters, Xizor visits Space Tony Roma’s, a Place for Space Ribs, Luke destroys TIE fighters, and to cap it all off, Luke destroys TIE fighters.  Enjoy! Got Star Wars q...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/expounded-universe-2-xizor-lovely.mp3 Serious question.  How is there so little Xizor/Vader fic on the internet?  Just seems like an obvious thing.  This episode was recorded with a test mic rig so be gentle on the sounds!  We’ll be back soon with more Dash Rendar, more Xiiiizor, and more stormtroopers than ever before. Got Star Wars questions?   W...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/expounded-universe-1-dark-shadow.mp3 Okay, here we go.  A whole new show just to clear our minds and try out something new.  Don’t worry, if you were listening because you liked our signature “terrible never ending banter” we’ve got it in spades for you.  We’re starting the new series with a real classic, Shadows of the Empire by Steve Perry (sadly...