Explain It Me

Are you ready for the writer of the century to show her coochie to the whole precinct? You better be! Cause this weeks episode was a doozy! Donna does her best to tell Stephany the convoluted plot line of Basic Instinct. We got coochies, coke, ceiling mirrors, sex, cops, coke, banging, cops, and the infamous scene that you better not blink or you’ll miss it! So come along as hot as hell Sharon sto...

Get ready for strippers fighting for their lives while pretending they are in bioshock but really they are all just crazy. That’s right, this week we are doing Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch, a film where it looks like it was shot with a piss filter on it. (Stephany’s words). Steph explains this movie to Donna who only cares to find out why Oscar Issac did this movie. Who did he owe a favor to in Holl...

boys and girls we are venturing into the insane world of the fast and furious franchise starting off with the best one Tokyo Drift. Donna who is car illiterate took on the task with the real-life “know-it-all” car guru Stephany. So listen as we both are lost as we discuss this no-plot film. You got cars and Japanese culture and cars and Bow Wow??? So sit back, grab a drink, and drift into your sea...

This week Steph tells Donna all about the movie The Watcher starring our boy, Keanu Reeves. Ya'll in the mood to see him dancing sexy to White Zombie?? We Weren't! You should listen for James Spader's nightly injections for migranes alone! So come along on this crazy journey about a serial killer in love with his favorite cop, and stay for the use of a toilet to break into a car. You won't be disa...

Steph is stepping into the crazy world of Charlie Kaufman today as Donna talks about the 2002 film Adaptation. Donna has the hard job of explaining to Steph how this film is fiction and at the same time nonfiction, but it won’t matter because Steph won’t remember by tomorrow. We got the Bermuda Triangle of places in this film, California, New York, and of course Florida! Nic Cage is playing twins,...

Are you ready for some depressi spaghessi-ness that doesn’t make sense? Well get ready for it! This week Stephany does her best to explain Stay to Donna, a movie that easily did not have to be made, or watched for that matter, so let us save you the time and make it entertaining along the way! We got sad boys, sad girls, guns, car crashes, and you can’t forget about time travel! If you really hate...

We’re going back to 1947, where dead women own us! Steph gets the joyful experience of learning about James El Roy’s The Black Dahlia. A movie that is more of a mystery than the actual mystery of Elizabeth Short’s gruesome murder. We got old Hollywood, secret gay identities, clowns and more doppelgangers???? Have fun with this one and we will pray for you because we still don’t know what the hell...

Remember when glow sticks were hot sh*t? This is a real quote from this episode! Come into a dimension-hopping journey with us as Stephany explains the plot of Coherence to Donna. Maybe if we had ketamine this movie would be easier to follow. This movie has couples, time travel cheating, drugs, and our favorite trope DOPPLEGANGERS!!!!! So listen along as we try to stay on track. And please don’t a...

Are you ready for another time-jumping, looping, twisted confusing ass movie? It’s our shtick, so you better be! This week Donna had the pleasure of explaining Run, Lola, Run to Stephany, who doesn’t understand how bumping into someone one time, can help them win the lottery, or steal a baby. The more important question is how can you have a full-on conversation through glass?? The ’90s were crazy...

Are you ready to meet your doppelganger? We’ll neither was Donna. Come along on this confusing arachnophobic ride where Stephany does her best to explain Enemy to Donna, and Donna struggles to remember anything, but the spiders. There are boobs, Jake Gyllenhaal (again), spiders, sex, a slightly different Jake Gyllenhaal (again), spiders, road rage, and more spiders this time HUGE. We hope you enjo...

Get ready for sex, sex, Bruce Willis butt, sex, and jorts! This week Donna tells Stephany about the masterpiece known as Color of Night. Another erotic psychological thriller, because Donna has a type! You get to hear Stephany completely lose it in the last 20 minutes because of this insane twist. You got group therapy, murder, insane LA cops, and some of the worst sex scenes since Showgirls. So l...

Are y’all ready to shoot yourselves into space in a bulletproof bubble? We were not! This week we did The Fountain! Join us on this crazy time-traveling and time-jumping confusion roller coaster about love, death, and reincarnation where Stephany doesn’t know how to speak (again). Donna is here for the passionate make-outs and that's it! So sit back, relax Dude, how you doin’? And remember, trees...

This movie is not one to play a drinking game with, because if you took a shot every time the number 23 was mentioned you'd be dead after 5! Yes, that's right, Donna did the fantastically terrible The Number 23, a movie she has seen one too many times now. Come along as we cry from all of the terrible names and even worse sex scenes in this film. Listen as we realize we did two movies this week th...

Are you ready for our first confusing romance? Well, we are (NOT)! Join us on our journey as Stephany explains to Donna about time-traveling trees, dogs, and love letters. Don’t be like Donna who’s a real Debby downer and doesn’t believe in the truest form of love, time-jumping, cause we got famous architects with broken families, a guy getting hit by a bus on Valentine’s Day, and best of all a gl...

This movie taught us that children are the worst! Just kidding…. But freakazoid children growing on your tummy like a kangaroo sack, that's nasty. This week Donna did The Brood, described as if Kramer vs. Kramer was a horror movie. And Stephany doesn’t understand a goddamn thing but promises that she did her best even if it doesn't seem like it the entire episode. Donna doesn’t believe her. Listen...

Have you ever gone on a honeymoon with a honeymooning murdering couple? Come on this adventure with us where Stephany reboots about half a dozen times but thankfully still gets to the crazy twist. Heli-tours, goatmen, murder, and teeth make your honeymoon a trip to remember. Experience for the first time Stephany learn after 30 years of living what an Eifel tower is. Listen to Donna explain Goat D...

This was a hard one guys…. Because Donna absolutely loved it! But that doesn’t mean she did that great of a job explaining it. This week Donna goes through the body horror classic Jacob’s Ladder and Stephany’s there along for the ride explaining the difference between dusk and dawn. Get ready for all that demon talk, that Vietnam talk, and that Home Alone talk. (IYKYK) So get your neck fixed and g...

This week Stephany and Donna are goin down to the byuo to get their fair share of crawfish, good old american guns, and time travel. Come find out how Snow White is involved in all of this craziness. Is Stephany saying ferry or fairy? Can you find someone attractive even if they’re dead? Are Bronco’s the murder mobile of the centery? Are you really dead if you die in the past which you’re in but y...

Have you had your fill of Nic Cage yet??? We haven’t! This week Donna gets into the dark twisted world of Joel Schumacher’s 8MM and, dear God, this movie is off the rails. Stephany is perplexed about the accurate description of certain sex toys, while Donna is more concerned with Peter Stromare’s ethnically ambiguous performance. Either way, we both have no clue what the hell is going on in this m...

Have you ever wanted to be someone else, specifically Nic Cage and John Travolta? Have you ever wanted to feel up a choir girl in a stadium while simultaneously planting a bomb? Do you also want to know who the hell Wanda is?!? Hate to break it to you, but that last question is never answered. See what can be answered by listening to this week’s episode of Face/Off, as told by the lovely Stephany....

Do you like films that are confusing, hate women, and take place at motels? So do we! This week Donna gets to explain the “great” movie Identity. And this is definitely the episode where Stephany screams “WHAT?!” at many different points. Guys you’re gonna wanna listen to this one because we argue about some real dumb things while ignoring this real dumb movie. So get in that dirty ass bed, don’t...

Johnny Depp is JESUSTERNET according to Stephany. This week Steph explains the movie Transcendence to Donna, and all Donna cares about is Cillian Murphy’s hairstyle in the movie. Spoiler alert it is not a hitler youth haircut as Stephany wrongly describes! Nano bots, internet terrorists, microwaves, this movie has it all. So get ready as we pray to God there isn’t a sex scene between a human and a...

What do you say to the disgusting poop snake that wants to infiltrate your memory warehouse? Bite my bag! This week Donna is doing a super disgusting film with cringy-as-hell dialogue that only Stephen King can deliver. Dreamcatcher! Stephany refers to every character as another tv show they were in and still doesn’t know who is who!  So grab your toothpicks and help us solve what the hell is goin...

Walt Disney apparently had a good idea, and Tom Cruise agrees with him! Tom will also tell you to never get in a car with a woman who is only your F**k buddy after you shame her when she wasn’t invited to your birthday party. Women be crazy! In this episode, Stephany tries to persuade Donna into liking her movie pick, Vanilla Sky. And Donna has a hard time catching up because Steph keeps calling e...

Crocodiles, Sex, Murder, and FLORIDA MOTELS…. Where we’re going you wish you didn’t come along. This week Donna has the honor of telling Stephany about the brilliant noir film Wild Things. Listen up as Stephany lies about knowing who Kevin Bacon is and as Donna accidentally shames guidance counselors. This movie tells us that threesomes don’t work and if you buy a yacht from your offshore island a...