Excuse Us

THE MORS DELECTAMENTI HOTEL — Episode Two: "The Vizier" A man who has spent thirty years deciding which version of events is permitted to survive is now making a record of his own. By choice, he insists. On a device he carried up the mountain himself. Izlanor Leohanart, Royal Vizier to the Principality of Vintenshad, ascends Carbowee Mountain in a private carriage, stripped of his wards at the gat...

THE HAWK OF VINTENSHAD — A Special Episode In 1961, a folklorist named Emeric Sallow published the only study ever written of the folk culture of Vintenshad: the proverbs, fables, hymns, and nursery songs of a small mountain principality that taught its children to be still beneath the bird. The book was withdrawn by its publisher within eleven months. No reason was ever given. Sallow returned to...

THE MORS DELECTAMENTI HOTEL — Episode One: "The Arrival" Excuse Us, Season Three Short (Spotify/Apple): June 15th, 1933. Nadine Luttrell — disgraced detective, exile, father to a daughter he has never held — takes a cable car up a bad mountain because a stranger's voice on a recording asked him to come and get him now. At the top waits the Mors Delectamenti: a hotel on Carbowee Mountain that curat...

Welcome to Joyceville, North Carolina, where the pancakes are hot and the corporate conspiracies are deadly. Miss Dee (Katherine Lynn D) is just trying to manage the Super Awesome Diner, but a forced partnership with Blind Corp unleashes a mutagenic energy drink called "Hawk Juice" upon the town. Now, as the infected "audience members" overrun the streets, the lone survivor sits in a sterile inter...

Episode 8: “The Memo Went Out in Bold” A suspiciously cheerful Blind Corp memo sends Joiceville’s offices into chaos while Susan Dee and a secret circle of coworkers plan a quiet, HR-friendly coup. Inspired by the fall of Julius Caesar, Liam Newton Johnson walks into his own corporate Ides, unaware that the floor, the walls, and the “audience” are already turning against him. When the knives final...

The walls of Joiceville close in as truth unravels. Lynn wakes on the diner floor, staring into the impossible face of her sister Susan—alive against all odds. But survival is no gift. In Blind Corp’s shadow, secrets twist into weapons: Thomas is locked away with only betrayal for company, Susan sharpens her case before the board, and Lynn’s grip on reality fractures in a haunted apartment where a...

Episode Description Blind Corp is proud (and legally obligated) to present Excuse Us: The Mostly Musical Episode. This ambitious experiment features an almost-coherent lineup of songs — from heartfelt piano ballads to questionable K-pop choreography — all “generated” in partnership with advanced artificial intelligence, overseen by the late, great Geraldini de Arce. Yes, that Geraldini, the acclai...

Episode Description: Hey, folks. So… I’m dropping in today to let you know what’s up behind the scenes. I’ve been head-down, half-sane, piecing together the final three episodes of Excuse Us Season 2 — the big mid-season finale stretch. It’s messy. It’s weird. It’s probably going to get me in trouble. But you’ll love it. In the meantime, I need a favor. Go vote for Excuse Us in the Podcast Awards...

Company Bravo arrives in Joiceville to complete their mission, but not everything goes according to protocol. Inside the Super Awesome Diner, tensions rise, old wounds reopen, and the line between duty and disaster blurs. As the team confronts strange technologies, personal reckonings, and increasingly unexplainable events, one thing becomes clear: Joiceville doesn’t play by the rules. Become a su...

The diner’s alive with noise, nerves, and something just beneath the surface. Old wounds open, strange names resurface, and the coffee burns again. But when reality slips for just a moment, the question isn’t what’s happening… it’s who noticed. Joiceville is compromised. Terminal C is active. *Excuse Us is an independent audio drama about a town falling apart, a mind cracking open, and the quiet,...

In Act 3 of *Fogbound Deceit*, the investigation hits its boiling point. Detective Lake and Detective Pool are closer than ever to uncovering the truth, but the deeper they dig, the more dangerous the secrets of Joiceville become. Blind Corp’s hidden influence looms large as the detectives face new revelations that threaten not only the case but their lives. With a town full of betrayal, manipulat...

In Act 2 of Fogbound Deceit, Detectives Lake and Pool delve deeper into Joiceville’s murky underworld. Their investigation leads them to a shady tavern where whispers of secret gerbil racing and Blind Corp’s hidden agenda swirl in the air. With each lead, the mystery thickens—MacDonald’s death seems to be connected to something far darker than anyone anticipated. As they uncover more about the Mid...

In this gripping first act of The Mysterious Death of Old Man MacDonald, Detective Lake and Detective Pool are called to investigate the strange murder of a local man, whose body is found with thirteen stab wounds and a bizarre confession. As the investigation unfolds, the detectives uncover a series of eccentric suspects, including a nun with a grudge, a neighbor with a history of threats, and a...

A Special Announcement from Blind Corp Attention, valued listeners. Congratulations on making it to the end of Excuse Us Season 1. We at Blind Corp are thrilled—and slightly surprised—that you survived this long. But don’t worry. Much like the Hawk Virus, Excuse Us is always evolving. And thanks to our highly dedicated and questionably sane team, Season 2 is already in development. However, a frie...

As Thomas and Miss Dee make their way to the surface after six months underground, the ruins of Joiceville reveal more than just devastation—they expose long-buried secrets. When the truth behind Miss Dee’s identity comes to light, betrayal takes center stage, and Thomas finds himself trapped in a deadly game of deception. In the shadows of the past, only one question remains: Who will rise from t...

Joiceville, N.C.: The Town That Vanished Overnight Joiceville was a quiet, ordinary town—until it wasn’t. Strange illnesses, erratic behavior, and whispers of Blind Corp’s “Hawk Initiative” gave way to chaos. One day, the town simply disappeared, leaving empty streets and haunting silence. But something darker lingers in Joiceville—something hunting anyone brave or foolish enough to return. In thi...

Inside Blind Corp, a twisted training video reveals the company’s euphemism for “zombies”—the “Audience”—and details the “Hawk Process,” the viral experiment infecting Joiceville. Despite eerie implications of the Super Awesome Diner. Secrets, hidden loyalties, and the unbreakable bond between people daring to confront corporate evil. Support & Follow Us  🎙️ Voice technology by ElevenLabs 🌐 V...

In Episode 8, Miss Dee introduces the life of her 17-year-old nephew, Dylan. Navigating the complexities of gender dysphoria, a fractured family, and a rebellious streak, Dylan seeks solace in anime, old records, and civil vandalism. Through their artistic defiance and search for identity, Dylan's struggle becomes a reflection of a larger battle—one for visibility, meaning, and survival in a world...

In this sizzling episode, we delve into the mysterious past of Jimmy "Sizzlin' Jim" Cooks, a seasoned chef at the Super Awesome Diner. As Jimmy recounts his harrowing experience with fast-moving zombies during his time in the Marines, he hints at the darker truths behind Blind Corp’s involvement in Joiceville’s strange history. But when the conversation shifts to conspiracy theories and hidden sec...

Episode 6: The H.A.W.K. Unleashed Luna McFluffernutter's quiet life shifts when a Persian cat from her late neighbor, Adel Fronto Russets, wanders into her apartment. Investigating Adel’s suspicious suicide, Luna discovers he worked for Blind Corp’s secretive H.A.W.K. Initiative. As she digs deeper, Luna uncovers a dark experiment that may have led to Adel’s death, pulling her into a dangerous web...

Season 1 - Episode 05 - Waitress 1 Hawk Juice??? Support & Follow Us  🎙️ Voice technology by ElevenLabs 🌐 Visit the official Excuse Us site: lifedesigned.net/excuseus 📘 Join the community on Facebook ❤️ Support the show on Patreon   Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/excuse-us--6179435/support . Content Unit 447A, internally labeled Excuse Us, has been writt...

Let's set the scene and some expectations... Support & Follow Us  🎙️ Voice technology by ElevenLabs 🌐 Visit the official Excuse Us site: lifedesigned.net/excuseus 📘 Join the community on Facebook ❤️ Support the show on Patreon   Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/excuse-us--6179435/support . Content Unit 447A, internally labeled Excuse Us, has been written,...

Episode 3 - Hidden Depths In picturesque Joiceville, North Carolina, secrets simmer beneath the surface. As the town gears up for the annual Fall Festival, the shadowy presence of Blind Corp. stirs old grudges and hidden tensions. Amidst the charm of quaint houses and friendly neighbors, Joiceville reveals its mysterious side, where the line between truth and fiction blurs. Support & Follow Us...

Episode 2 - Let it “sink in” At 5:17 a.m., Ms. Dee reflects on life's unpredictability and her nephew Dylan's struggles. As she recalls a past birthday dinner's emotional fallout, Agent D. Willson arrives, hinting at deeper mysteries. This episode blends introspection, family bonds, and an air of unfolding intrigue. Support & Follow Us  🎙️ Voice technology by ElevenLabs 🌐 Visit the official E...

Miss Catherine Lynn Dee finds herself in a stark, sterile room opposite Agent T. Wilson, facing an interrogation that delves into the depths of her recent experiences. Battling exhaustion and anxiety, she navigates the tension-filled dialogue, revealing fragments of a complex narrative shaped by familial strife, personal turmoil, and unresolved conflicts.  🎙️ Voice technology by ElevenLabs 🌐 Visi...