Joe Crummey

Evil Thoughts

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Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.

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Joe Crummey

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Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

TEHRAN STANDOFF 27.05.2026

Trump holds cabinet meeting and drops last night's Senate victory in TX as proof he can outlast Iran. Is a deal eminent? Elsewhere-even if Spencer Pratt wins outright next Tuesday, he'd be hauled into court faster than you can say, "Homeless Industrial Complex." What would Jesus say? LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

THIRSTY TAKES 26.05.2026

From Colbert's late-night swan song, to Bruce turning Boston into his personal pulpit, to Lisa Rinna jumping headfirst into the L.A. Mayor's race… even though she admits she knows nothing but drops her opinion anyway... T he question: Should celebs just shut up & stick to entertaining… or do you secretly love their clueless hot takes? 

LAUGH LINE 22.05.2026

Stephen Colbert's classic interview w/ CNN's Kaitlan Collins: the host said, "you guys are objective over there," and the whole audience erupted. Elsewhere, Xavier Becerra running for CA Gov wants you to vote as if your lawn depended on it. Instead, why not LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

INFINITE HUNGER 21.05.2026

Gavin Newsom & his politician friends want to save you from AI…  But the real creators? The ones who actually make jobs — Jensen Huang, Jeff Bezos, and evil Musk — they're whispering the truth- the demand for problem solvers is infinite. Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

IS A.I. THE NEW COVID? 20.05.2026

Politicians are lining up and they're here to help! Meanwhile Evil Trump endorses Spencer Pratt. Is that good or bad? Lol Either way LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck Because we're READY FOR RAIN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

GIVE WAR A CHANCE 19.05.2026

Persian Gulf about to EXPLODE… but the NYT's already gone full Iranian propaganda mode! Kevin O'Leary just bodied millennials for dropping $28 on lunch like it's a war crime.   Elon's baby mama claims he straight-up engineered the 2024 election… w/ 10,000 space lasers.   And Jesse Watters "confirms" there are FOUR kinds of space aliens currently chilling in U.S. government custody. Give war a chan...

CA Primary Heist 18.05.2026

Lefties: in full meltdown as the CA Gubernatorial & LA Mayor primaries barrel toward June 2.  Their move? Change the laws to rig the game — because a crowded Dem field might hand both top spots to Republicans.  I'm READY FOR RAIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA Meanwhile: Is China quietly bankrolling the "grassroots" mobs opposing DATA CENTERS across America? Slowing our AI dominance...

3 TELLS TRUMPS CHINA TRIP WAS BOSS 15.05.2026

Trump & his CEOs are wheels up in China & haters are already screaming "humiliation" over his 16 $Trillion Flight.   We're dropping the 3 undeniable tells that prove it was a straight-up power move. Meanwhile, LA's Nithya Raman wants to ban backyard barbecues on windy days… but says exactly ZERO about the 35% of wildfires started by homeless encampments.  Are you READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtub...

TRUMP & Xi: THUCYDIDES TRAP or FANTASTIC FUTURE? 14.05.2026

Trump & Xi — the two big dogs on the planet — sat down to decide the fate of the 21st Century. Xi leans in...  warns of the Thucydides Trap. Trump grins & drops: "We have a fantastic future together." Taiwan. Iran. Trade. Power. Ego. Is this the birth of a brand-new world order… or the opening act of something way more dangerous? You do NOT want to miss this one.  Time to LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS! htt...

Trump's Beijing Chef's Kiss 13.05.2026

Evil Trump didn't send diplomats to Beijing. He rolled up w/ the ultimate CEO dream team: Elon Musk (world's richest man) Jensen Huang (Nvidia boss making the Blackwell chips China is BANNED from buying) Tim Cook …and more heavyweights. Wouldn't you sell your soul to be a fly on the wall when they sit down with Xi?  Did they LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

READY FOR RAIN 11.05.2026

LA Mayoral Candidate Spencer Pratt is running the most sensational AI campaign in America right now. Viral Batman-level hero ads. Reality-TV fire meets cutting-edge tech. The establishment is shook. ARE YOU READY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA&list=RDNWD-x3GIUFA&start_radio=1

HOTLINE 30.04.2026

Vlad Dials Trump – 90 Minutes of Power Moves on Ukraine & Iran.  The usual suspects scream "Trump's in Putin's pocket!" m eanwhile, Trump is doing what he does best: 5th Avenue thinking, big-league results. Virtue-signaling photo-ops are for Euro-weenies.  LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS- a song about Life's great lessons, which often come from the little things we rebelled against as kids. https://www.youtu...

NO KINGS LOL 29.04.2026

iHeart host Charlemagne blames Trump for his own assassination attempt while King Charles addresses a joint session of Congress.  Democrats applaud! Leave Room For Jesus is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

WEASEL WORDS 28.04.2026

After the THIRD assassination attempt on President Trump, Jimmy Kimmel explains his widow comment about Melania was merely a joke about their age difference. Jimmy should LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

RHETORIC RELOADED 27.04.2026

The saddest thing about Saturday's assassination attempt is that, outside of an investigation into the obvious security breech, we will learn absolutely nothing from it. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

OIL PRESSURE 24.04.2026

Because the US blockade means Iran can't offload crude, they're running out of places to store what they can't sell & shutting down wells damages them. Their other option is to burn it. Situation apparently critical this weekend. For your dining & dancing pleasure: LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

GRADE INFLATION 23.04.2026

CA Gubernatorial numbskull Katie Porter rates Newsom just shy of the stratosphere on managing the state's Homelessness disaster. Elsewhere, Johnny Goodlooking over at ABC News airs FAF Iranian propaganda vid. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck  

CHEERS VS TEHRAN 22.04.2026

Trump's Iran ceasefire: Wall Street cheers while haters echo Tehran. "Jackson Brown meets a confessional booth"  LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

PLAYING FOOTSIE 21.04.2026

Senator and bearded man, Chris Murphy gets cute, cozying up to IRGC propaganda on X. Hilarity ensues as he is accused of rooting for Iran.  Leave Room for Jesus here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

SIGNAL TO NOISE 20.04.2026

Wars are noisy, and I'm not talking about guns, bombs & bullets. We hear non stop criticism of Operation Epic Fury, yet nothing about the cracks and disarray in the IRGC. Remarkably, in war silence is also noise. Elsewhere on Earth: Jackson Brown meets a confessional booth: warm acoustic guitars, gentle electric leads, and a groove that sways like a slow prom song you never forgot. Enjoy LEAVE ROO...

ART OF THE DEAL 17.04.2026

Iran has agreed to "open the strait," meanwhile the blockade is still in place. This is stock market dopamine, but it's not over yet. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

GASSHOLE 16.04.2026

Kamala Harris flew to Charlotte yesterday to grandstand about gas prices; her vid being a great example of why the U.S. has kicked the can down the road in Iran for 47 years. Critics point out gas was 18% more expensive when she was in office. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS got its first FM airplay last night. Be in on the ground floor here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

JUNK TEXTS 15.04.2026

Megyn Kelly, who's gone full Candace Owens on Operation Epic fury, takes a break and drops a truth bomb on Eric Swalwell, who likes to send certain ladies unsolicited pics of his man parts. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

GOT DIRT? 14.04.2026

What does one have to do to be forced out of Congress? Eric Swalwell, who as recently as 2 days ago was the leading Democratic candidate for Governor of the largest state in the U.S, has now resigned after a tsunami of emerging sex scandals. Eric should have left room for Jesus! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck&list=RDMM5vjkc6JOSck&start_radio=1

THE HEALER 13.04.2026

After Pope Leo threw shade all over Operation Epic Fury, evil Trump posted an A.I. image of himself as a Christ-like healer. Cue performative outrage! Speaking of Jesus: My latest vid, LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

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