Everything's Scary @ 3 A.M.

John and Mandi head to the great white north for Canada's answer to horror in 2008's PONTYPOOL. When a virus transmitted through language begins to infect the world only a small FM morning radio show and it's crew are there to get the word out. Will the English language be corrupted for ever or does the movie just suck?   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/...

This week Mandi and John watch the crazy kaleidoscope of colors lovingly referred to as THE COLOR OUT OF SPACE (2020). H.P. Lovecraft's story is of a family with an Alpaca farm who come in contact with a meteor from space which completely screws their life up in a very colorful way. Will they mark this as a code red? Or give it the green light?      Get more of us! Website: https://...

John and Mandi jump into their time machine and journey back to the age of dial-up modems and awful CGI for 2002’s Feardotcom. Caught between a psychotic killer and a vengeful Spirit on the Internet, can they survive tilted camera angles, bad lighting and awful American accents to end the horror that has the city in its grips or are they stuck between a ghost and a doc place? Get more of us! Websi...

John and Mandi keep one hand over their mouths as they watch the squirming creature feature from James Gunn, 2006's Slither. Can the likeable cast of familiar faces survive this updated 50's alien invasion plot by a Troma alum or will they lose their lives and their lunches to wriggling unearthly terror?     Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter:...

The full moon hangs low in the sky as Mandi and John watch the stillness of suburbia shattered by a slavering beast in 1985's SILVER BULLET. Can the combined forces of a drunken divorcee and his paraplegic nephew face down a bat wielding lycanthrope or will this Stephen King classic have a bloody end?   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM...

John and Mandi are powerless against the pull of classic horror as a change comes over them causing them to go... See 1981's The Howling AT THE THEATER! Will this be a hair raising good time or will this movie leave them barking mad?     Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Credits Photo by Ga...

When someone's expectations for a movie die in the grip of a powerful rage or extreme sorrow, a curse is born. This week on ES@3AM we start this year off with the newest horror movie for 2020. Will Mandi and John give their approval? Or will the only GRUDGE be the one they hold against this movie?    Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3A...

Mandi and John end the year with a movie that watches the clock closer than a drunk basic bitch on New Years Eve, 2018's THE MIDNIGHT MAN.  Can they survive this final movie of the year? Or will the constant incorrect pronunciation of "creepypasta" and the complete lack of acting drive them insane?    Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @...

John and Mandi do their best to survive the holiday season while still remembering why they love this time of year so much by watching the new Christmas classic, 2015's Krampus! Can they win through while keeping the true meaning of the holidays in their heart or will they be stuck in the snow globe of despair?    Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Tw...

Keeping the Christmas train running, Mandi and John check out an anthology of holiday horrors in 2019's Holiday Hell. Last minute shopping can be killer, but are these bargains to die for? Or will the people who made this movie be getting coal in their stocking?   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3A...

John and Mandi learn the sinister origins of mall Santa's in this horror filled holiday helping from Finland: 2005's Rare Exports! Join us, but make sure you follow the rules and keep your fresh baked gingerbread men close and at the ready.   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Credits Photo by Ga...

Join in the holiday cheer as Mandi and John start off the season of joy right with a movie that knows it's better to give then to receive, 2005's Santa's Slay. Share with those closest to you the gift of Yuletide terror as the jolly old elf himself goes on a rampage through a small Ameri...Canadi... small town, dispensing mayhem to the naughty and nice alike!   Get more of us! Website: https:...

John and Mandi delve into a world of bad board games and shoddy building construction when they deal with 1986's Witchboard. Dare you join them on a long meandering journey of lies, possession and magic obsessed detectives?   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural h...

Mandi and John head out on the open road with the '01 Horror film "Route 666". Can they make it through the desert of odd camera angles and strange plot decisions or will they be forced to walk the long road of goofy cinema?   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural...

This week we look at the classic Stephen King story of why it's so important to get your pets vaccinated, 1983's Cujo. Will it leave us foaming at the mouth or will we feel like we spent the whole time in a sealed Pinto ?   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural htt...

Moving is always tough, but sometimes dealing with what others have left behind is worse. Join Mandi and John as they watch 2015's We Are Still Here.   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_NSeoo Opening music: "Ghost Stories" by A...

Happy Halloween! For this special episode Mandi and John will be tackling the oldie but goodie EVENT HORIZON! Mandi is excited. John is Excited-ish. Let's get this haunted house in space party goin'!    Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.co...

2 days before HALLOWEEN.  And we have something a little… terrifying for you.  Join Mandi and John as we watch the very twisted adventures of ART the Clown as he goes on a killing spree and tortures women (and some men)  in the 2016 thriller TERRIFIER.  Will they be able to make it through this entire movie without feeling a bit too squeamish? Or will they saw their losses in h...

As Halloween draws near, the horror starts to build. Join John and Mandi as they turn the pages of terror by watching the John Carpenter's "In The Mouth Of Madness". Creeps and chills abound as they seek to answer the most important question of all: Do you read Sutter Cane?   Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.faceboo...

How exactly would a bio engineered virus take out the population if it makes everyone CRAZY?  Join John and Mandi this week as we give you a double dose of THE CRAZIES.  This extra long episode reviews the original 1973 George Romero version AND the 2010 Breck Eisner version.  Will Romero's classic leave us feeling a little disturbed? Or will Eisner's version leave us with an urge t...

John and Mandi take their first listener request for the cult classic Night of the Demons (1988). Will they be able to party like ten "teens" in an old funeral home or trapped in a purgatory of their own making...like ten teens in an old funeral home? Only the brave or sufficiently annoying are apt to survive this 80's classic.  Get more of us! https://esat3am.com/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @...

Mandi and John go toe to toe with the anthology film 2008's Trick 'r Treat. Can they stand up to werewolves,  zombies, tiny pumpkin faced children, psycho principals, tainted candy bars, video cassette nature specials, and horrible Southern accents?  Get more of us! https://esat3am.com/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_NSeoo Opening music: "Ghost Stori...

For the second part of this week's Halloween fest, John and Mandi bring you one of their favorite independent films, Salvage! Join us as we all discover just what the hell is going on and why this poor girl is constantly getting murdered by a man who loves toothpicks.  Get more of us! https://esat3am.com/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_NSeoo Opening music...

On this week of ESAT3AM we review a little tale of curses, lumberjacks and... pancakes? Join Mandi and John as they check out Lumberjack Man. Will it live up to it's reputation as one if the eight films to die for? Or will it leave us in a soggy, syrupy mess?  Get more of us! https://esat3am.com/ Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_NSeoo Opening music: "Ghost...

A Shudder goes up our spines as we check out the streaming original "Creepshow"! Will it give us the nostalgic chills of our youth or will this revamp of the classic series leave us dead in the ground? Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Facebook & Twitter: @Esat3am Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_NSeoo Opening music: "Ghost Stories" by Alex Lisi...