Everything's Scary @ 3 A.M.

Mandi and John end out OG January with perhaps the most well-known slasher, 1978's HALLOWEEN. The murderer who terrorized a small Illinois town is back 15 years later to start the killing up again, deciding to focus on the first girls he set eyes on. Can his teenaged targets survive the night against weaponized wire hangers, the butteriest of butterfingers, and the bespectacled Bob?   Get mor...

John and Mandi continue OG January by watching the movie that launched a thousand bad dreams: 1984's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. Brew your strongest coffee and get ready to never sleep again as the burned man in stripes slays his way through the children of the people who put him in the ground the first time. Can the kids (and we) stay awake through hole-y bed blenders, snake inspired sheets, and d...

Mandi and John continue OG January with the film that made us fear fiends in hockey masks: 1980's FRIDAY THE 13TH. The classic tale of summer love at camp and the consequences thereafter. Can the plucky young teens who don't deserve it (and Ned, who totally does) survive through a dark and stormy night to NOT use the 30 or so rifles to save them against history's most turtlenecked slasher villain?...

John and Mandi start the New Year off right by looking back to the movies that helped make us, starting with 1987's HELLRAISER. A strange puzzle box opens a world of terrors for a young woman and her family. Can she (and we) puzzle our way through creepy uncles, surprise hammers and the best and goopiest resurrection ever?    Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@g...

ESat3am clean up the wrapping paper and put the leftovers in the fridge for this year's after Christmas fright fest, 2015's A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY. Some horrifyingly ghoulish tales of merry mayhem all interspersed with the holiday musings of the most dangerous dj ever. Can he, they (and we) walk through this winter wonderland full of zombie elves, fork stabbing changelings, chain wielding Krampu...

John and Mandi strap on their snowshoes and drink some kombucha for 2021's WEREWOLVES WITHIN. After his first day in a new town, a ranger and his new neighbors are snowed in. But when all the generators in town are destroyed and strange disappearances begin, it becomes clear something unnatural maybe in their midst. Can they (and we) contend with knife fingered truck drivers, maple tap wielding cr...

Mandi and John grab salt and check their feet for nails with 2020's SPELL. When a man crashes his plane, his only thoughts are to find his family. But when a strange elderly couple keeps him locked in their attic, he worries things may not be all what they seem. Can he (and we) survive creepy eyed homunculi, hand soup, and the destructive powerhouse that is...LEWIS?  Get more of us! Website:...

John and Mandi grab their stakes and check each other for fangs in 1998's VAMPIRES. When a master vampire kills his hunters, the Church's lead slayer goes to hunt him down. But when it seems like the vampire is searching for something, the slayer finds himself in a race against the sun to save the world. Can he (and we) hold out against bisecting fingernails, at least three different kinds of wood...

Mandi and John check their air gauges and update their subscribers in 2021's THE DEEP HOUSE. When two burgeoning social media influencers are led to a sunken home in rural France, they think this is their first step on the way to internet stardom. But when they can't get out, their dwindling oxygen supply may be the least of their concerns. Can they (and we) deal with metal masked cadavers, devil...

We here at Everything's Scary @ 3 A.M. wanna wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving with 2020's THE LAST THANKSGIVING. Being forced to work on the holidays is awful, but it get's worse when cannibals invade your business to invite you to a good home cooked meal. Can our... protagonists? (and we ourselves) stay out of the gravy pit long enough to celebrate the holiday? Get more of us! Website: htt...

John and Mandi put on their fresh scrubs and make sure their IDs are displayed in the thoracic box for 2020's 12 HOUR SHIFT. When a nurse with a habit hands off human organs to feed her habit, she thinks everything's going well. Unfortunately, the person meant to transport the pilfered body parts is an idiot. Can the nurse (and we) make it through a shift with murderous cyclopes, amorous officers...

Mandi and John grab their sunglasses and extra antifreeze for 1992's HIGHWAY TO HELL. When a young couple is torn apart by the minions of the pit, they will stop at nothing to find each other again. But souls of the damned will use every trick in their diabolical book to keep that from happening. Can this couple (and we) prevail against Hell Cops, demonic biker gangs, the devil himself, and a ton...

John and Mandi grab some hot tea and find another hospital intern for 2015's HE NEVER DIED. Jack just wants to be left alone, but for some reason the world won't let him be. When he runs afoul of the mob, his isolation is broken, along with his control. Can he (and we) keep our hunger in check through a world of water drugging middle men, brand new daughters who are pretty out there and Tim? Get m...

ESat3am proudly presents a two-fer for Halloween! Enjoy! Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-scary-at-3-am Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_NSeoo Opening music: "Ghost Stories" by Alex Lisi https://www.youtube.com/c...

Mandi and John get their hard suits on and grab their rabbits for 2020's UNDERWATER. When a massive quake wrecks an underwater drilling platform, the few survivors do everything they can to stay alive. But something else is out there, awake and hungry. Can they (and we) make SAN checks against back bursting sea worms, angry water, deep ones that may or may not be photosensitive and an actual old o...

John and Mandi light every candle and ready their largest recliners for 2019's KILLER SOFA. A dancer’s life is turned upside down when a series of strange events unfolds after she acquires a new lounger. But after the bodies start piling up, it turns out her new chair is made of more than just cotton and springs. Can she (and we) recline against shin crushing leg rests, improper usage of home iron...

ESat3am goes Indie for 2021's LAST RADIO CALL from No Sleep Films. When a woman becomes obsessed with her husband's disappearance, the trail she follows leads her deeper into a nightmare. Will her (and our) determination be enough to prevail against traumatized cops, malicious outdated media formats and suspect water bottles? Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/...

John and Mandi ready their skateboards and UV teeth whiting lights for battle with the undead in 2021's JAKOB'S WIFE. When a minister's meek but yearning-for-more wife becomes the victim of a vampire, the change it causes in her turns her small town life upside-down. Can she (and we) cope with grocery store blood bags, curse word demanding small children, and face melting at the dentist's office?...

Mandi and John get their laser guns and put on their most mom vest for 1995's EVOLVER. When a young gamer wins a real-world version of the hot new game, he's on cloud 9...till the bodies start to pile up. Can he (and we) level up past ball baring arm cannons, poor car repair etiquette and the dreaded laser cage?    Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ T...

John and Mandi sharpen their pointiest trophies and practice their contortion for 2021's MALIGNANT. After the death of her abusive husband, a young woman becomes linked to vicious murders connected to her past. Can she (and we) contend with contorting killers, trophy knives and backward runs through the Seattle underground? Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Tw...

Mandi  and John don their red leather jackets and load their crossbows for  2020's CAVEAT. When a man is asked do a job for a friend, he finds  himself chained in an isolated home being hunted for a crime he can't  remember committing. Can he (and we) survive drum beating rabbits,  catatonic huntresses and menacing men named Moe? Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.co...

John and Mandi dust off their library cards and train up their impractically large key stealing skills for 1993's NECRONOMICON: BOOK OF THE DEAD. When a writer steals a most ominous book, he's treated to a trilogy of terrifying tales. Can he (and we) survive suggestive facial octopi, funky cold Maddens and marrow munching muppets?  Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@...

Mandi  and John get back to work and take a freelance assignment for 2021's  THE UNHOLY. When a disgraced reporter finds what at first glance is a  real miracle, he's ready to exploit it to become famous. But as the  miracles turn into heresies, he fears he may have sold his soul without  knowing. Can he (and we) survive flame fingered ghosts, blasphemous  camera glit...

While Mandi is out recuperating, John talks about horror books!  Get more of us! Website: https://esat3am.com/ Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-scary-at-3-am Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural https://unsplash.com/photos/qUcNy_NSeoo Opening music: "Ghost Stories" by Alex Lisi https://www....

John and Mandi grab their fairy wands and hide their cell phones for 2019's THE BANANA SPLITS MOVIE. When a young boy and his family go to a live taping of his favorite show, its the best birthday ever! But when the animations start to malfunction and the body count rises, no one may be getting out alive. Can they (and we) survive bone braking obstacle courses, rampaging dune buggies and comically...