Everything's Scary @ 3 A.M.

ESat3am celebrates 4 years and 200 episodes with some real life spooky stories told to us by friends and family. Thank you all so much for letting us be a part of your lives for the past 4 years. We look forward to many more! Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/e...

John and Mandi grab their free movie tickets from a stranger on a train and get on a fully gassed lobby motorbike for 1985's DEMONS. Can we harpoon our way through door kickin' pimps, helicopter head slicing and back-bursting pus demons? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail:...

Mandi and John spot each other on the bench for 1995, 2012's, 2022's BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL. Can they groovy their way through yandere Leatherface rejects, shotguns of dubious origin, and the destructive capacity of the Hand/Foot? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voice...

John and Mandi get out their knitting needles and grab a delicious jungle burger for 1999's IDLE HANDS. Can they smoke their way through fast flying frisbees of death, eye licking cats and knife happy druids? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-sc...

Mandi and John renew their pilot's licenses and grab their cameras for 1997’s THE NIGHT FLIER. Can they report their way through reluctant dog actors, single-toothed Nosferatu and the very detailed view into the seedy world of small plane landing fields? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us...

John and Mandi put on their golf shoes and polish their 9 Irons for 1989's BLADES. Can they putt their way through duplicitous country club owners, eccentric morgue technicians and murderous mowers mulching with malevolent intent? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://an...

Mandi and John grab their record player and longingly look at every improvised weapon in the house for 2023's EVIL DEAD RISE. Can they woodchipper their way through eye regurgitation asphyxia, cheese grater leg lacerations and demonic family wigglywoms? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us...

John and Mandi put on terrible orange wigs and grab items from the thrift store for 1997's QUICKSILVER HIGHWAY. Can they pilot their way through murderously metal mandibles, menacingly malcontent metacarpals and the fact this show didn't get 7 seasons and a feature film? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://...

ESat3AM pays tribute to one of the greats who was sadly taken too soon. No jokes this time, just a fun movie with a solid cast. Lets all enjoy 1988's DEAD HEAT. Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings-scary-at-3-am Credits Photo by Gabriel- @natural h...

John and Mandi gather all the sugar they can find and look at questionable property investments for 1977's EMPIRE OF THE ANTS. Can they river boat their way through felonious Formicidae and their pheromonally fascinated Floridian friends? Or are they destined to work the sugar refinery for their insect overlords? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www....

Mandi and John grab their most defensive statues and put on their dancing shoes for 2006's THE GRAVEDANCERS. Can they boogie their way through sadistic smiling judges, pyro preteens and just terrible Sid energy? Get more of us! Email: esat3am@gmail.com/ Twitter: @ESAT3AM Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ESAT3AM/ Website: https://esat3am.com/ Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/everythings...

Mandi and John make many, many sandwiches and move them slightly on a table for 2019's UNKNOWN VISITOR. A young woman with a traumatic past is plagued by terrible sounds in the middle of the night. She is helped by her friend with an equally traumatic past who assists her by installing a door camera that begins to catch some terrifying 3 a.m. happenings. Can they (and we) door-to-door our way...

John and Mandi put on their winter clothes and jump in their blue plastic sleds for 2020’s THE DEEPER YOU DIG. A drunk driver hits a young girl, and in fear, murders her. But when she keeps talking to him, he begins to lose himself while the girl’s mother hunts him with her waning medium powers. Can she (and we) tarot though skull face sarcastic teens, constant leg sawing and a 1920’s soundtrack o...

Mandi and John tape up their glasses and put on baboon protection for 1988's PRIMAL RAGE. An experimental animal breaks loose at a Florida college, injuring a student before it is killed. Soon, the campus is stalked an enraged monster, slaying all in its way. Can the unsuspecting co-eds (and we) party our way through skeleton throat ripping, faucet face crushing and the creepiness of Lovejoy?...

John and Mandi put on their snuggliest sweaters and grab their crunchiest insects for 2023’s RENFIELD. After being made the familiar of Dracula, a man feels like he’s just not getting any respect for what he does. When he starts to see his own worth, the King of Vampires feels personally affronted. Can Renfield (and we) self-affirm our way through killer corrupt cops, murderous mobsters and just p...

Mandi and John put on angel cosplay and grab their ancestral swords for 2022's TERRIFIER 2. One year after the Miles County Massacre, terror once again stalks the streets. As the body count begins to rise, a young woman will do everything she can to save her family. Can she (and we) angsty teen her way through horrifying clown dreams, multiple matricidal murders and clown whipping? Get more of...

John and Mandi put on their Easter Bunny costumes and grab a pitcher of acid chocolate for 2023's EASTER BUNNY MASSACRE: THE BLOODY TRAIL. A group of friends with a dark secret reunite for an Easter party. But when they receive a strange message from the dead, they'll have to fight to survive. Can they (and we) hop our way through fake knife slashing, gratuitous flashbacks and just hearing...

Mandi and John, fresh from their engagement, grab their axes and put on PPE for 2016's THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE. A father and son coroner team are working late when a strange body is brought in. After they try to autopsy it, violent supernatural terror is unleashed. Can they (and we) dissect our way through cat killing air ducts, ghost smoke, and face shot zombies? Get more of us! Website: http...

John and Mandi hide their personal objects for 1986's NIGHTMARE WEEKEND. A group of college students are given a weekend at a mansion, but little do they know that this is actually an experiment using a brilliant doctor's creation and headed up by an unscrupulous businesswoman. Can they (and we) survive terrible 80's fashion, proto-Phantasm balls, and A.I. puppets? Get more of us! Webs...

Mandi and John put on their yellowest trench coats and head down to Florida for 2021's OFFSEASON. When the grave of her mother is vandalized, a young woman travels to a strange town filled with even stranger people. When the weirdness becomes too much and she tries to leave, the island and those shackled to it, do their best to stop her. Can she (and we) drive through flammable tentacle uncles, fl...

John and Mandi put on their thickest turtlenecks and take some ephemerol for 1981's SCANNERS. When a young man with special abilities is thrust into the middle of a war between a powerful organization and a group of murderous psychics, he'll do everything he can to survive. Can he (and we) scan his way though shotgun art critics, extreme file deletion and unborn telepaths? Get more of us!  We...

Mandi and John grab their illuminated manuscripts and don their crusader armor for 2011's SEASON OF THE WITCH. When two men return from The Crusades, they find the land plagued by a terrible sickness. When they're charged with taking the cause of the sickness to an abbey for it to be destroyed, they're horrified to see it's a young woman who may not be exactly what it appears. Can they (and we) ex...

John and Mandi put on their giant diving helmets and grab their chicken for 1965's WAR-GODS OF THE DEEP. After a body is found washed ashore, an unlikely engineer tries to find out the sinister implications. What he finds is an underwater world run by a madman with a ticking timebomb about to blow. Can he (and we) swim through waterlogged ruins, murderous undying smugglers and the terror of the gi...

Mandi and John grab their pens full of dubious powder and ready their football gear for 1998's THE FACULTY. When the faculty of the local high school begins to act strangely, 6 students look to find out why. When they discover the extraterrestrial terror infecting their school, they discover they might be the only ones left to fight the alien onslaught. Can they (and we) snort their way through an...

John and Mandi grab their exercise tape deck and start making cakes for 2022's SORRY ABOUT THE DEMON. After a bad break up, a man with commitment issues moves into a house that is, unbeknownst to him, the dwelling of a demon. But when those around him become possessed, he is determined to stick this one out. Can he (and we) hobby our way through taekwondo accountants, terrible toothpaste and infer...