Everyone Relax

The home and away season is complete and Wil celebrates the Dogs making finals with a disco version of Sons Of The West. Charlie wanted the Saints to get a better draft pick than a win until a Carlton fan trolled in online. What makes a good Kingy impression and does Stevie J have what it takes. Plus, we finally here from a Saints fan about their team rivalries and it's a doozy. Get your tickets f...

Tommy bloody Dassalo has just launched a new special and a custom VIDEO GAME to go with it. The Dum Dum co-pilot joins Wil to talk about those incredible things but also: having cancer as a kid and how that shaped his attitudes toward death, what it was like going to the Hogwarts school of comedy, why he loves clothes, and so much more. No cheat codes necessary— just hit start and play. Watch Tomm...

This episode was originally recorded as a Patreon bonus in March, 2024. It kicks off with a question about consolidating all of Wil and Charlie's podcast feeds. Is it working out? And what do the LiSTNR overloads have to do with it? Also, do you read books in the accent of the author? And can everything be voiced by Werner Herzog? Gary Eck Wilosophy reference: https://everyonerelax.co/wilosophy/ga...

Welcome to Podcaster Confessions, where the world of podcasting gets personal. This series takes you behind the mic as your favourite podcast hosts swap stories, secrets, and unexpected twists from their own shows. Think you know what goes into making a podcast? Think again. In this special episode, Wil and Charlie sit down with Matt Okine and Alex Dyson from Matt and Alex’s All Day Breakfast.  Wi...

As the Bombers finals hopes become a mathematical impossibility, Wil and Charlie are joined by Podcast Mike to get his take on their not ideal finish to the season. Charlie enjoyed the Saints win over the Cats, but why was his daughter putting a chair in the fridge? We hear rivalries from supporters of two different clubs, including the AFL's unicorn, a Sun's fan. Read Radio Mike's blog: https://r...

"Every time I have to do something, I'm sitting across from someone I'm enjoying being around". Comedy royalty, Tony Martin gets Wilosophical — hear how he painstakingly documented and taped his live radio show, why he decided to walk every street in Melbourne, and his process for constructing the award-winning imrpov podcast, Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN. The chat nerds out on comedy, as expected, wi...

Chadstone shopping centre turns into Maze Runner when Wil goes searching for a giant bean. Charlie calls for a re-Mujification of certain Muji employees. The episode takes a sharp turn when Charlie addresses the most controversial segment in the podcast's 14-year history: 'Crack that pack'. The biscuit rating segment kicked off a firestorm amongst T-Baggers — you loved it, you hated it, and legal...

Songwriter and performer, Ben Lee (Cigarettes Will Kill You, Catch My Disease, We're All In This Together) is as generous and fascinating as ever in this chat with Charlie Clausen. He shares his take on embracing failure, why he wants to support the next generation of artists, and how metal nerds shaped his outlook. Also — some of the nitty gritty around making money as an artist in 2024. Follow B...

Wil spills the tea on his first meeting as Bulldogs powerbroker, but denies that anyone was beaten to death by Bevo. The Blues season is turning into a nightmare and Wil and Charlie have absolutely nothing to say, but it turns out all those Blues fans were right to keep a lid on it. What does your team's club song sound like with an EDM remix? We hear from a Hawks fan, the only supporters in the A...

NZ-based comedian, David Correos brings a foot-stomping conversation. His act has been compared to Jackass but his performance and outlook is much more than that. Hear how rave music influenced his comedy, how he learned his act (in the early days) didn't actually have a punchline, and his experience growing up between faiths. We reckon David's the next big thing and not just becasue he's not afra...

Byron Bay yoga scammers inspire Charlie to crack open his Facebook status updates from years gone by. Expect phonetic gags, sexy pop culture references and clunky humblebrags. Agony aunts, Sammy Peterson and Bron Lewis join in to try and answer: just how cringe-worthy were the posts? In the end, we learn Charlie needs a cuddle, a podcast, and to possibly fake the funk on a nasty dunk.  Listen to W...

Wil is joined by Aussie music legends Paul Dempsey and Bernard Fanning, who've joined forces to create their first album as Fanning Dempsey National Park. Wil chats to them how the music industry has changed, what they love about working together, and why they're not afraid of AI. Learn more about Fanning Dempsey National Park : https://www.fanningdempseynationalpark.com/   Keep up with all things...

A round with huge upsets and twisting storylines. What's happening at the Swans? How do we solve a problem like the Gold Coast? Has Wil cursed his chances of a Bulldogs final? Meanwhile, everything's coming up Stuie Dew, Port Adelaide dare to dream, and a plan for how Tasmania can attract the best players. Plus: a listener resurrects some lost iconic team songs. By the way, Charlie knows a lot of...

"Priority number one: wife" From his childhood breakthrough performing at the Sydney Olympics, to gigging at an international arena — hear about the surprising journey of Sydney-born comic, Daniel Muggleton. The law school graduate reveals that he subscribes to the New Yorker, why he loves test match cricket, and what he's learned in comedy after a huge amount of live shows. Video Store Exhibition...

One of the worst biscuits Charlie and Wil have ever tasted. Butter under the armpit. Wil is good at following instructions. Charlie doesn't eat a lot of bread. With love and thanks to producer Amy Kimball who's been keeping the Everyone Relax universe ticking over the past six months.  Follow Amy's European adventure: https://www.instagram.com/amy.kimball/   Keep up with all things TOFOP and more...

Our first ever customer in The Video Store and they're a doozy. Suniel Beri is the Managing Director of Create Advertising London — his team are specialists in producing Hollywood trailers. And boy do they have some runs on the board — Baby Reindeer, Bad Boys 4, Killers of the Flower Moon, and The Crown (just to name a few recent projects). Charlie and Guy dissect some of the most memorable movie...

Remember when an AFL season made just a little bit of sense week-to-week? Wil and Charlie reflect on an odd season where anything could happen (except the Saints winning the flag). Would you be paid to hate another club? Why are so few Demons fans turning out to games? And what if Brisbane plays Freemantle in the final? Plus: extended fan rivalry, a lyric breakdown for the Eagles team song nobody...

"Our role is to love and include the outsider" School teacher turned social media star Punters Politics (Konrad Benjamin) asks some big questions like, what is our role in making the world a slightly better place? And what is the cost? Konrad explains how his work has lost him multiple jobs. Also, why do corporations try to individualise some of the problems we face?  Follow Punters Politics on in...

Strap yourself in, the biscuit lid tin has blown open. Picking up on the crumbs of last week's episode, the team 'crack the pack' on a fresh batch of biccies. But will today's biscuit be too firm? And how many potential biscuit brand partnerships will this episode burn? Also, the pair share personal anecdotes about their real-life run-ins with the Primetime Emmy Award-winning cast of Glee. Plus: T...

Let Charlie pretend he knows nothing about the biggest worldwide sporting event so he can ask ABC Sports Broadcaster, Declan Byrne all the basic questions and you can look smart at the water cooler. The Paris games are upon us and it's time to inflate the boxing kangaroo, jump on the bandwagon, and OI OI OI all day. Who will win gold? How many condoms does each athlete get? Why can't they use ster...

The boys delve into the Ror-naissance of the Dogs and wonder if Bevo is playing the Longbottom game. The ladder is confounding, but not as confounding as Charlie's compulsive need to impersonate David King. A Cats/Lions fan shares their unique perspective. Suicide reference: 38'40" - 41'00"  Keep up with all things 2 Guys 1 Cup and more here 👉 @everyone.relax Sign up for the Friday Footy Quiz: ht...

"Believe the best of people" Only a few hours before Abby Howells hit the stage she joins Wil to answer dumb questions about the meaning of life. Along the way Abbey shares how a diagnosis helped her be kinder to herself, the new artist she's obsessed with (Chapel Roan!), why she holds a grudge against her old improv group, and her unique comedy origin story that has to be heard to be believed. Fo...

Charlie is still baffled by the kids and their Tik Tok, but will defend their right to do silly dances. A discussion around religion turns into a not-so-subtle comparison to con artists. They reach back to 2012 and try and remember what Kony was all about before finally agreeing to a new segment all about biscuits. Keep up with all things TOFOP and more here 👉 @everyone.relax See TOFOP live on Au...

Wil is joined by Kirk Docker, the man behind the ABC's revealing series, You Can't Ask That. Kirk shares an insight into his fascinating work as a producer/interviewer and what went into forming his unique approach to the craft. Hear gems that might help inform hard conversations in your life, such as, "not asking tough questions is often about self-preservation". Kirk digs into his start with the...

This week it's Wil's turn to bask in the afterglow of an upset win, but Wil he still be happy if the Dogs' next flag is built off the back of a Lobb-led defence? A vibe check of the ladder proves that no one in the footy media knows what they're talking about (especially on this show). Also, can the guys pass a footy quiz? And A Pies fan chimes in with their rivalry rankings.   Keep up with all th...