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Wil bumps into a magician. Elderly stunt people. Why we're rooting for Adam Sandler. A review of Deadpool: Wolverine (how much self-awareness can you get?). Charlie impersonates Christian Bale. GOOD FOR YOU! Iona tells Wil a joke and Wil critiques it. Crack That Pack (AKA Simp Biscuit) goes for a hobnob. Get tickets to TOFOP Live: https://www.trybooking.com/CUGRV Everyone Relax Insta 👉 @everyone....

The first of a new season brought to you by the North East Australian Paranormal Society — AKA Charlie Clausen and Ben McLeay. Today, it's the story of Goat Man, a monster capable of hypnotism and voice mimicry. How did he come about? Where does he live? It will all be explained in a new episode of, The Unexplained: Explained. And for transparency (and to maintain this show's integrity) we want to...

"Making the dumbest shit just because you want to is so sick to me". A new record — we had an episode highlight 31 seconds into the interview. It set the tone for this raucous chat with the incomparable, Demi Lardner. From hovering, to NSFA portraits, to reconnecting with family members... Outrageous, touching, confusing — this is an unmissable ep. Strap in. Follow Demi on Insta: https://www.insta...

After fanning out on the Tony Martin Wilosophy ep (link below) the conversation naturally turns to Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch, specifically, the origin of The Funky Bunch. Big picture health chat, we're all getting old. PLUS which biscuit will be next for 'Crack That Pack'? After a rocky start, the segment has found its legs. Hear the Tony Martin Wilosophy ep: https://everyonerelax.co/wilosoph...

For the ninth time, 2 Guys 1 Cup team up with Junktime AFL podcast (Adam Rozenbachs and Michael Chamberlin) for one hilarious look back on the 2024 big dance. Special guests including Adam Spencer (Swans) and Will Ralston (Lions). Enjoy the final 2 Guys 1 Cup for 2024 and until we strap on the boots again for 2024, enjoy the off-season.  Want to see Wil and Charlie live? Good news, more live shows...

"It's a terrifying world, that's only getting weirder", according to Charlie Clausen CXC. That's how he feels when Saucy Secrets columnist, relationship whisperer, and trend-spotter, Jana Hocking joins us on the podcast. Spring is springing and it's time to ditch the 'cuff' and get back on the apps. If you want to know how to do that safely (or enjoy vicariously) then this is your episode. Because...

You can tell Wil and Adam have spent a lot of time together — the banter is fast and funny and every time it almost gets serious the other pulls it back, most often with some sort of dick joke. But there's so much to gain from this listen — Adam shares his comedy origin story, how he pioneered a radio gig as a gay man at a time when the world was less educated, and how he wrestled with personal de...

Charlie successfully unlocks a smaller backpack lifestyle but isn't it funny how — just when you think you've figured it out — life keeps dishing up new adversaries? Here come several home improvement tasks that prove difficult for our spatially challenged protagonist. The first is installing new blinds, and later it's a new lawn. His DIY antics lead to a deeper discussion about Spotlight (the sho...

Ex-AFL footballer turned media mogul, Dyl Buckley joins Charlie to chat footy finals but also life, because what is sport if not a reflection of the rollercoaster of life? Dyl reckons some of these finals games have been the best he's ever seen. His grand final tip may surprise you. The chat expands to meditation, handling feedback, collaborating, and finding the flow state. Listen to Dyl and Frie...

After one fizzer and one all-time classic, the stage is set for South Melbourne vs Fitzroy Grand Final. Charlie would rather die than dislocate his shoulder twice in one game, Kai Lohmann continues to be a 2 Guys 1 Cup favourite and Wil thinks Isaac Heeney is the real MVP. For the final time this year, the Pocket Profile returns with Giants captain Toby "TF" Greene revealing how many times he's wa...

"I don't even really believe in values, it's dog-eat-dog". Writer and comedian Lucinda Price (AKA Froomes) has released a new book and it gives us the chance to explore topics such as body awareness, societal pressure on appearance, and our relationship with healthy eating. Froomes is candid about her experience with plastic surgery and how an unexpected relative changed her family's perspective o...

After reflecting on the origin story of John Deeks (we never figured it out) Charlie and Wil discuss Charlie's 'Big Cop Energy'. Somehow, a random audience member named Billy ends up on stage. Billy is kicked off stage after he insults Charlie. Master improvisers, Ben Russell and Amy Ruffle join — this leads to an extensive discussion about expensive mermaid costumes. John Deeks helps facilitate a...

The podcast and radio worlds of Wil Anderson collide in this special crossover episode featuring Charlie Clausen (Everyone Relax) and Rosie Walton + Daisy Thomas (Triple M Breakfast). Nothing is off limits in this footy-adjacent special including: which AFL star had the most embarrassing car, Wil's obsession with Leigh Matthews, laundry protocols and sock sizing, player etiquette training, and the...

After a lacklustre first week of finals, this weekend delivered both on and off the field. What the hell is up with Ken Hinkley and did he have the doctor jab up his lip before the game so no one could read what he was saying? Are the Brisbane Lions like a mix of The Muppet Show and The Expendables? What now for the Giants and why does Chris Fagen look so un-Fagesd? All these questions and more on...

An encore episode with Marieke Hardy, first published in 2019. "I really f**king love myself, so life is pretty happy when that's your base level to go back to".  Marieke wastes no time getting to the heavy stuff — death, loneliness, hope, therapy, and art as altruism. This is a standout episode from five years ago that still resonates today. Follow Marieke on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/Mari...

When they're not recording you'll find them on the yoga mat. Charlie complains about the ads on free-to-air TV. Is there a way to say, "you're a fine piece of work" without sounding like a bitch? Muhammad Ali's two-word poem. Eminem reads the dictionary. John Mayer's racism. The beefs of Taylor Swift part, two. Byron Bay catfish or not. Your letters (who's the best Aussie band of all time). Crack...

What is science? [A: it does not involve lettuce water]. How do you know when someone is listening to you talk? [A: when they're not on their phone]. What does Dr Karl think is the biggest misconception about him? [A: that's he's smart — he's '"a good plagiariser"]. You know Dr Karl from his life as one of Australia's best science communicators, but in a new autobiography he opens up about his per...

In a season where we were told that anyone can win it, it seems like the same old teams that normally win it will. Chad Warner has seven nicknames, but it turns out he might be including some WIP in that list. The Power went out and the Blues fought back, but none of that matters because Kingy released a comedy sketch. Wil and Charlie went to the Dogs game together and there was more action happen...

An encore episode with Kitty Flanagan, first published in August 2019. This is one of our most downloaded episodes so we thought we'd re-share. There's loads of insight here - Kitty's take on animals, cracking the code for touring, and refusing to swallow a corporate pill. Also, it's fascinating to hear Kitty's take on acting, knowing that she would go on to win multiple logies. Follow Kitty on in...

Wil and Charlie have some bones to pick while reflecting on the Olympics — in particular, the skateboarding. Are the athletes receiving information through their earbuds? Do these questions reflect how old Charlie is getting? Will this episode be totally out of date by the time it airs? Also, a history of Taylor Swift's beefs. And Crack That Pack returns with a hazelnut twist. Keep up with all thi...

Comedian, Michelle Brasier is very busy and very interesting and she has a book out and she joined Wil to kick it all around. "When everyone was dying, everyone clams their buttholes up and doesn't know how to talk or look at me. The people who will laugh at me are the people who are dying. People who will go, 'yeah it's all f**ked and isn't it pretty funny, but isn't also really beautiful?' And I...

September means business time and 2 Guys 1 Cup have the ball. The Footy's Broden Kelly (Aunty Donna) joins Wil and Charlie for their first-ever live recording of this podcast. My God Man! Kingy impressions collide, we revisit predictions from the start of the year, bouquets or buckets are awarded, before Broden gives his personal Demons fan rivalry. Plus the vocal minority rejoice — it's the retur...

"We need to shoot for the best possible product we can make and at the same time — and equally as valuable — we must all do it again in a way that we want to do it again tomorrow". Australian acting royalty, Rob Carlton joins Wil to go deep on life, art, and family. Using his new show Willing Participant as a jumping-off point, Rob shares key moments that have shaped his outlook on life, including...

This episode was originally recorded as a Patreon bonus in April, 2024. Patreon subscribers get access to bonus content, including first access to TOFOP live shows. The Biggest Hobo chat leads to big guy talk — how often is Wil the biggest guy in the room? Also — how much do Charlie and Wil know about Taylor Swift? And is Taylor Swift's cat really on the BRW rich list? Keep up with all things TOFO...

What started as a way to pass time and connect with other comedians during lockdown has turned into a brand new ABC comedy quiz show. NZ comedian, Guy Montgomery turns the traditional spelling bee on its head and it's so good, Charlie's wife watched it the whole way through, and that's pretty good considering she doesn't normally watch that sort of thing. The chat expands to social media use and w...