Everyone Hates Me

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two sisters who overthink everything create a safe space to be pretentious together everyonehatesmepod.substack.com

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Everyone Hates Hockey Boyfriends, Meeting Celebrities, and Winning the Lottery 25.06.2026 1:02:11

Charli and Emma are back from months of editing delays with a packed episode. Emma shares her "everyone hates me" story of the week: getting waxed to prepare for a potential Hudson Williams sighting, only to receive blunt life advice from her no-nonsense waxer — and somehow taking it more seriously than anything her doctor says. Plus, the story of Emma's 2022 LAX meltdown upon unexpectedly encount...

Everyone Hates Epstein, Men Talking, and The Matriarchy 16.01.2026 1:16:42

Charli addresses Epstein email allegations, Emma refuses to watch movies that are just men talking, and they fantasize about building a matriarchal queendom. Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

Everyone Hates Gay Chicken, Karaoke, and Emma's Success 12.12.2025 1:16:49

Emma and Charli address their haters, unpack straight men playing gay chicken, and reminisce on their karaoke adventures Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

Everyone Hates Musicals, Clout Chasing, and Zohran Mamdani 19.11.2025 1:05:05

Emma reports live from Zohran Mamdani's NYC, Charli chases clout at all costs, and they dream of a better future where two sisters with a podcast can create a media empire to lord over their extended family and future progeny Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw This is a public...

Everyone Hates AI, Gooners, and Women Obviously 07.11.2025 1:18:26

Charli explains AI to Emma, they unpack gooning, and Emma leaves the house and tells a story about it Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit everyonehatesmepod....

Everyone Hates Emma and Charli 07.11.2025 33:54

Emma and Charli introduce themselves and try to figure out what a podcast even is Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit everyonehatesmepod.substack.com