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The Texas Longhorns have their man in new head coach Steve Sarkisian. What's he bringing to the 40 Acres? What are the Sark pros and cons? Kevin and Paul discuss new staff hiring, the early indicators of Sarkcess, and a myriad of other questions.  There's a lot more to unwrap - stay tuned.  Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095.  Mention EG...

A fresh faced Texas destroys the Colorado Buffaloes in the Alamo Bowl 55-23 and Texas fans indulge their irritated optimism. Paul and Kevin break down the key players (Bijan Robinson, Casey Thompson, Alfred Collins et al) and the overall game plan while wondering what might have been if the Longhorns had unlocked their full roster earlier in the season. Then they deliberate how to cope with the am...

In this week’s ep., Joe & BK preview the 2020 Valero Alamo Bowl between Texas and Colorado. Plus, the guys give their thoughts on Texas-Kansas basketball and add their CFP picks too. Thanks for listening!

T'was the night before Xmas and the Alamo's calling, can Texas play well in some pre New Years brawling?  On Ossai! On Graham! On Cosmi! On Sterns! Will the Horns defend what their teammates have spurned?  Then Kevin and Paul ponder holiday Austalgia, and Paul runs the stairs for his pre-feast myalgia.  Do we bettors like bets that the playoffs will get? Or shall the Irish piss the...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK give their thoughts on Texas's underwhelming football recruiting class of 2021. Plus, the guys weigh in on CDC's statement about Tom Herman's future and talk some Texas hoops as the Horns get set for conference play.  Thanks for listening! Please like, share & subscribe.  Special thanks to our sponsors, Audio Visual Consultations & Altstadt Beer.&...

Have we entered the post-Urban Apocalypse? Paul & Kevin wonder if Chris Del Conte is actually Chris Traeger from Parks & Rec, CDC sort of affirms Tom Herman's job but actually doesn't so what was the point anyway, and Paul predicts that Texas could lose the Great Portal Wars. Did Tom Herman beg to be a Gamecock and would your woman hide a murder weapon for you? Join us for fun, community,...

Paul & Kevin display generational toughness while Paul’s early onset senility repeatedly botches names of players and cancers.  They break down the powerful win against Kansas State - where has that offense been? - and Paul likens the current Inside Texas roster to the ‘27 Yankees. Then it’s on to the Texas coaching search. Is Tom Herman coming back? With Urban out, is Dan Mullen now the...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK recap the Longhorns' 23-20 loss to Iowa State and discuss what needs to happen next with Texas Football. The guys talk Tom Herman, Urban Meyer and some of the other candidates to become the next Texas HC. At the end of the show, Joe & BK talk Texas Basketball and the team's championship run at the Maui Invitational.  Thanks for listening! Special thanks to...

Paul & Kevin analyze the big moments in the Black Friday loss to Iowa State and what they would have done or would do 50 hours later. More importantly what do the decisions and designs indicate about where Tom Herman is on his bumpy ride in Austin? The two get chippy about the UT pass protection and what has caused that unit to play below their talent. Paul reminds us why he shouldn't be playi...

Happy Thanksgiving! The boys break down the Big 12 title race and the respective paths for Texas, Iowa State, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State for the Big 12 title game. Then it's on to a thorough preview of the Iowa State Cyclones. Along the way they discuss chatting up Uber drivers about Afghan geopolitics, debate whether Kevin is white, and explain why 7 year olds probably shouldn't play Grand Thef...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK preview the Longhorns' upcoming matchup with Matt Campbell and the Iowa State Cyclones. Plus, the guys discuss what this final stretch means for Sam Ehlinger's Texas legacy and they preview the 2020-21 Texas Basketball team.  Thanks for listening! Happy Thanksgiving!

It’s Kansas week and man, Kansas weak. Paul brilliantly links the slimmest of threads from the  NFL color commentary of former Jayhawk great Aqib Talib to the Bleeding Kansas conflict that eventually led to the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Kevin is deeply unimpressed with the effort. Then Kevin breaks down Tom Herman’s press conference attempt  to squash rumors about his viability a...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK recap the Longhorns' 17-13 win over West Virginia. The guys also get into the future of Tom Herman, discuss what's going on around the Big 12 and start to preview the 20-21 Texas Basketball season. Thanks for listening! Special shout out to our sponsors, AV Consultations and Altstadt Beer.

Texas (5-2) ekes out a 17-13 win over West Virginia and enters a much needed bye week. The Longhorns still have their Big 12 fortunes entirely in their own hands. What did Texas learn against the Mountaineers that they can carry forward? Then, Notre Dame got a big win over Clemson -how did they parlay stud TEs and OL play into a W over an athletically superior team? Finally, the rookie NFL QBs are...

On this week's ep., Joe & BK dole out midseason grades for the 2020 Texas Longhorns. Which position groups have passed the test and which position groups have failed? Plus, the guys recap the big win over 6th-ranked Oklahoma State and preview this weekend's tilt with WVU.  Thanks for listening! 

Kevin & Paul review the upset in Stillwater. The guys bow at the feet of Joseph Ossai & the destructive nature of the defensive line. How much can we take from the win & what habits continue to plague the Horns? They identify the holes in the pass defense & beg for more creativity in the run game. Is this the jumpstart Tom Herman needs to change the perception of the program for fa...

On this week's ep., Joe & BK get into a wide variety of Texas Football topics. The guys open up by recapping the Horns' win over Baylor. Then, they discuss Quinn Ewers' decommitment from the Class of 2022. Finally, the guys preview this Saturday's matchup with 6th-ranked Oklahoma State and debate whether or not this is a must win game for Tom Herman.  Thanks for listening! Please like, sh...

Paul & Kevin break down the much needed Texas win over Baylor. Can the Texas offense inside zone and deep ball their way to Big 12 title contention? Uh, no. Then it’s on to the spooky Halloween match-up with Oklahoma State. The Cowboys have the best defense in the Big 12 and they run a defensive philosophy that Tom Herman and his offensive staff haven’t handled well. Can Longhorn coaches schem...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK preview the Longhorns' upcoming matchup with Baylor. Plus, the guys get into The Eyes of Texas debate and discuss what needs to change for Tom Herman to save his job.  Please like, share & subscribe! Thanks for your support. 

Kevin & Paul break down the history of Longhorn coaching hires. For a big time program, Texas has cultivated a lot of small time options. The last 10 times Texas has hired a head football coach (from DX Bible to Tom Herman), 8 of the 10 hires have had four years or less of college football head coaching experience. We try our best to put it all in context.  Should Texas try to hire an est...

Joe & BK open up this week's episode by debating whether Dallas or Houston Longhorns fans have had it worse in 2020. Then, the guys recap Texas-OU and give their thoughts on the state of the Texas football program.  Thanks for listening! 

Paul & Kevin break down Texas-OU in depth, ponder Tom Herman's future at Texas, and talk about leadership. What does Cleopatra being Macedonian have to do with the current campus environment, the misuse of history, and our societal inability to handle the truth? Anyone know what Urban Meyer is up to right now? Asking for a friend!  Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgag...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK recap Texas's loss to TCU and preview the Red River Shootout. What needs to happen for the Longhorns to upset the Sooners and what happens to Tom Herman if the Horns lose? The guys discuss. 

Kevin & Paul review a TCU loss in which Texas played itself, the officials, and the Frogs, and lost to all three. We talk what went wrong and right in Austin. Spoiler: Tom Herman turtling again didn't make the What Went Right column. Then, it's time for Hate Week. Forget your petty grievances and embrace the hate. How can Texas help OU get off to an 0-3 conference start?  Upgrade your fin...

The 1-0 Podcast and EGAT are collaborating this week to discuss why Texas fans have a Red Raider road rash even after stealing an improbable Texas victory in Lubbock. What needs to get better in the Longhorn program? Then Brad, Joe, and Paul break down the upcoming battle with the TCU Horned Frogs. They also discuss why Tim Brando is the absolute worst, how Patterson recording an offseason country...