Everyone Gets a Trophy

Attention recruiting nuts, this is your show. Paul and Kevin wrap up their final thoughts on University of Texas, state of Texas, and Big 12 recruiting in a special recruiting only episode. Get takes on every player in the 2021 Longhorn class, 2021 class strengths and weaknesses, potential upside, and find out which recruits are better than advertised.  Upgrade your financial life with the Ga...

Paul and Kevin break down the Super Bowl in depth, but also end up touching on the Shaka Smart swoon, the fear mongering journalists who wanted all football cancelled and now refuse to acknowledge their wrongness, and the merits of the Matt Stafford Rams-Lions trade. Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095.  Mention EGAT and he'll take $500 off of your...

In this week’s ep., Joe & BK talk all things National Signing Day 2. Plus, the guys get into some Texas basketball and give their predictions for Super Bowl 55. Thanks for listening!

Texas looks to flesh out its 2021 Recruiting Class this week at some key infrastructure positions during NSD2, but Sark is already building out his preferred walk on program by inking two Westlake stars from the Chaparrals state championship team. EA Sports College Football is back after a six year hiatus: why does Paul forbid himself from playing video games? Finally, the boys talk Super Bow...

Texas is mining the grad transfer market for an edge rusher - what to make of LSU's Ray Thornton and Notre Dame's Ovie Oghoufo? Then Paul & Kevin dish on how and why Mike Stoops' hire was squashed by Longhorn fan insurrection and discuss the final hire of new LB coach Jeff Choate. How did it really go down? Do Big Money donors really exercise too much power at Texas? Finally, they finish talki...

On this week's ep., Joe & BK discuss the ten assistant coaches hired by Steve Sarkisian. The guys rank the hires and give overall grades for Sark's initial coaching staff at Texas. The guys also talk some Longhorn hoops and get into the wild couple of weeks it's been for Shaka Smart and the 5th-ranked Texas Basketball team.  Thanks for listening! Please like, share & subscribe. 

The Pole Assassin applies to our newest and favorite affiliated performer in the Longhorn universe (complete with standard issue emotional support monkey), as well as the murderous defensive acumen of new DC hire Pete Kwiatkowski, who most consider a Top 5 college defensive coordinator. How did the Longhorns manage to hire a revered coach that most considered a Husky lifer? Kevin & Paul discus...

On this week’s ep., Joe & BK review the first few days of the Steve Sarkisian era at Texas. The guys talk coaching staff hires and rumors, discuss some recruiting and continue the conversation about what Sark will bring to Austin. Plus, a conversation about James Harden’s time in Houston coming to an end.

Texas fans are in the honeymoon phase of the Sarkisian hire after the new Texas head coach dismembered the Ohio State Buckeyes with a brilliant game plan, which served as an extended 3 hour recruiting infomercial for The Sark Experience, and then he stoked Longhorn fan enthusiasm just hours later with an introductory press conference that hit all of the right notes. What did Paul & Kevin see i...

On this week’s ep., Joe & BK discuss the hiring of Steve Sarkisian as the next head coach for Texas Football. The guys talk pros and cons of Sark and debate who he should hire to fill out his staff. Thanks for listening!

The Texas Longhorns have their man in new head coach Steve Sarkisian. What's he bringing to the 40 Acres? What are the Sark pros and cons? Kevin and Paul discuss new staff hiring, the early indicators of Sarkcess, and a myriad of other questions.  There's a lot more to unwrap - stay tuned.  Upgrade your financial life with the Gabe Winslow mortgage team at (832)557-1095.  Mention EG...

A fresh faced Texas destroys the Colorado Buffaloes in the Alamo Bowl 55-23 and Texas fans indulge their irritated optimism. Paul and Kevin break down the key players (Bijan Robinson, Casey Thompson, Alfred Collins et al) and the overall game plan while wondering what might have been if the Longhorns had unlocked their full roster earlier in the season. Then they deliberate how to cope with the am...

In this week’s ep., Joe & BK preview the 2020 Valero Alamo Bowl between Texas and Colorado. Plus, the guys give their thoughts on Texas-Kansas basketball and add their CFP picks too. Thanks for listening!

T'was the night before Xmas and the Alamo's calling, can Texas play well in some pre New Years brawling?  On Ossai! On Graham! On Cosmi! On Sterns! Will the Horns defend what their teammates have spurned?  Then Kevin and Paul ponder holiday Austalgia, and Paul runs the stairs for his pre-feast myalgia.  Do we bettors like bets that the playoffs will get? Or shall the Irish piss the...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK give their thoughts on Texas's underwhelming football recruiting class of 2021. Plus, the guys weigh in on CDC's statement about Tom Herman's future and talk some Texas hoops as the Horns get set for conference play.  Thanks for listening! Please like, share & subscribe.  Special thanks to our sponsors, Audio Visual Consultations & Altstadt Beer.&...

Have we entered the post-Urban Apocalypse? Paul & Kevin wonder if Chris Del Conte is actually Chris Traeger from Parks & Rec, CDC sort of affirms Tom Herman's job but actually doesn't so what was the point anyway, and Paul predicts that Texas could lose the Great Portal Wars. Did Tom Herman beg to be a Gamecock and would your woman hide a murder weapon for you? Join us for fun, community,...

Paul & Kevin display generational toughness while Paul’s early onset senility repeatedly botches names of players and cancers.  They break down the powerful win against Kansas State - where has that offense been? - and Paul likens the current Inside Texas roster to the ‘27 Yankees. Then it’s on to the Texas coaching search. Is Tom Herman coming back? With Urban out, is Dan Mullen now the...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK recap the Longhorns' 23-20 loss to Iowa State and discuss what needs to happen next with Texas Football. The guys talk Tom Herman, Urban Meyer and some of the other candidates to become the next Texas HC. At the end of the show, Joe & BK talk Texas Basketball and the team's championship run at the Maui Invitational.  Thanks for listening! Special thanks to...

Paul & Kevin analyze the big moments in the Black Friday loss to Iowa State and what they would have done or would do 50 hours later. More importantly what do the decisions and designs indicate about where Tom Herman is on his bumpy ride in Austin? The two get chippy about the UT pass protection and what has caused that unit to play below their talent. Paul reminds us why he shouldn't be playi...

Happy Thanksgiving! The boys break down the Big 12 title race and the respective paths for Texas, Iowa State, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State for the Big 12 title game. Then it's on to a thorough preview of the Iowa State Cyclones. Along the way they discuss chatting up Uber drivers about Afghan geopolitics, debate whether Kevin is white, and explain why 7 year olds probably shouldn't play Grand Thef...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK preview the Longhorns' upcoming matchup with Matt Campbell and the Iowa State Cyclones. Plus, the guys discuss what this final stretch means for Sam Ehlinger's Texas legacy and they preview the 2020-21 Texas Basketball team.  Thanks for listening! Happy Thanksgiving!

It’s Kansas week and man, Kansas weak. Paul brilliantly links the slimmest of threads from the  NFL color commentary of former Jayhawk great Aqib Talib to the Bleeding Kansas conflict that eventually led to the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Kevin is deeply unimpressed with the effort. Then Kevin breaks down Tom Herman’s press conference attempt  to squash rumors about his viability a...

In this week's ep., Joe & BK recap the Longhorns' 17-13 win over West Virginia. The guys also get into the future of Tom Herman, discuss what's going on around the Big 12 and start to preview the 20-21 Texas Basketball season. Thanks for listening! Special shout out to our sponsors, AV Consultations and Altstadt Beer.

Texas (5-2) ekes out a 17-13 win over West Virginia and enters a much needed bye week. The Longhorns still have their Big 12 fortunes entirely in their own hands. What did Texas learn against the Mountaineers that they can carry forward? Then, Notre Dame got a big win over Clemson -how did they parlay stud TEs and OL play into a W over an athletically superior team? Finally, the rookie NFL QBs are...

On this week's ep., Joe & BK dole out midseason grades for the 2020 Texas Longhorns. Which position groups have passed the test and which position groups have failed? Plus, the guys recap the big win over 6th-ranked Oklahoma State and preview this weekend's tilt with WVU.  Thanks for listening!