Everyone Gets a Trophy

In this week's episode, Joe & BK take a look back at Texas's most recent loss to West Virginia. Then, the guys break down Sark's Monday presser and discuss some of his comments regarding the Longhorns' plan for the upcoming offseason. Finally, the guys talk some Texas hoops and give their locks of the week in college football.  Thanks for listening! Apologies for the technical difficultie...

Kevin and Paul wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving! Paul does it podcasting from the bottom of a well - sorry for the audio disturbance. Then they talk turkey on the West Virginia loss and which eligible juniors and seniors they'd like to see return to complement Xavier and Bijan. Then it's on to coordination on both sides of the ball, Sark's offseason challenges, and the need to find a QB. Ir...

After the Longhorns loss to Kansas on Saturday, Joe & BK ask the question, “is this rock bottom”? The guys recap the game, talk about the state of the program and discuss what needs to happen in the off-season. Plus, the guys give their thoughts on Texas Basketball’s first three games of the season. Thanks for listening!

Wins are getting kind of dusty in Austin for lack of use and not even the 1-8 Jayhawks can offer a shine. Paul recites poignant Kansas lyrics and then Paul and Kevin break down a historic Longhorn upset at the hands of Kansas. How should PK be evaluated? What are the realistic options for Steve Sarkisian if he wants to make a move to bolster this defensive staff? Then the guys talk Longhorn hoops,...

On this week's episode, Joe & BK go big picture and talk about the state of the Texas Football program following their 4th straight loss. Plus, the guys give their takes on the Bo Davis post-game video that went viral and debate the future of the QB position in Austin. Finally, the guys recap the first Texas Basketball game and preview this weekend's top 5 matchup against Gonzaga.  Thanks...

Paul offers tips on cleaning poop covered dogs and the dangers of letting little kids name your pets. Speaking of crappy situations, Kevin and Paul talk Texas-Iowa State. Then it's a potpourri of topics, including: Texas potentially courting Quinn Ewers through the portal, how NIL may calcify self-satisfaction, WR Joshua Moore quitting, great college defenses, and how Texas finishes out its final...

Paul and Kevin talk about Gary Patterson's 21 year legacy at TCU, head coaches holding on too long, how to contextualize Patterson's legacy in Ft Worth, and the potential dominos falling elsewhere in college football coaching hires. Then it's on to another frustrating Longhorn loss. This time in Waco to the Baylor Bears. What did we learn? Are we learning anything? Finally, they talk World Series...

Paul and Kevin talk Astros-Braves and why they want Houston to put a thumb in the eye of their smug detractors, discuss Baylor's penchant for hiring good coaches, the Big 12 race, the Matt Wells firing, TCU vs. Texas Tech as a job destination, the dangers of a coach taking an intermediate program job, preview the Baylor Bears football team, mock Urban Meyer sanctimony, and then finish with the Ult...

In this week’s episode, Joe & BK recap the Longhorns’ demoralizing loss to Oklahoma State and discuss where Sark and the Horns sit heading into the mid-season bye week. Then, the guys shift gears and talk some Texas Basketball, as Chris Beard’s team opens the year ranked as the #5 team in the country. Thanks for listening!

Texas plays three winning quarters of football, but that pesky 4th quarter isn't going away. Kevin and Paul break down the Oklahoma State game, general program ills, the concept that talent is as talent does, the importance of repping Texas especially when losing, and debate whether the '86 Mets did all of the cocaine.  The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-55...

On this week's episode, Joe & BK begrudgingly recap the Longhorns' epic collapse against Oklahoma at the Cotton Bowl. After that terrible trip down memory lane, the guys turn their attention to this weekend's top 25 tilt against Mike Gundy and the undefeated Oklahoma State Cowboys. Can the Horns bounce back against the Pokes and extend their winning streak over OSU to 3? The guys give their th...

Is the glass half full or half empty? Either way, it's likely full of hard liquor. Texas and Oklahoma play an all-time classic in Dallas, but the Horns come up short in a 55-48 shootout. Kevin and Paul break down the game, try to make sense of the Texas late game collapse, what the hell is wrong with the defense, why the offense stuttered in the 2nd stanza, and discuss the likelihood of seeing Okl...

It's ou (hate) week. Joe & BK preview everything there is to preview in advance of this Saturday's Red River Shootout. The guys break down the big matchups and give their keys to a Texas victory at the Cotton Bowl. Plus, the guys recap the Horns' win in Fort Worth and give their locks of the week for the upcoming weekend of college football.  Thanks for listening! 

Paul and Kevin discuss Texas breaking through the Purple Haze of TCU's recent dominance. Bijan Robinson and Anthony Cook get game balls for their effort in the 32-27 win. The emotional backlash to any critiques of Casey Thompson's play in Ft Worth force a broader question: what is it about the QB position across all teams that pushes fans to such tribalism, binary thinking, and general madness? An...

On this week's ep., Joe & BK recap the Longhorns' dominant 70-35 win over Texas Tech. What went right for Texas? Are the guys concerned with the defense? Will what we saw on Saturday translate to the remaining Big 12 games? Finally, the guys preview this weekend's tilt against TCU in Fort Worth. Can the Horns break their recent curse against Gary Patterson? One of the guys says yes... Thanks for l...

Paul and Kevin break down the epic offensive showing against Texas Tech. Was it great coaching and great player performance or a terrible Tech defense? Yes. Also, Bijan Robinson is good. What can Texas do to shore up their pass D? And who the hell is Larry Donald? With the Horns headed to Ft Worth to face a struggling Frog football team and Gary Patterson already covered in flop sweat, what might...

On this week’s ep., Joe & BK recap the Longhorns’ 58-0 shellacking of Rice. What all can we take from the win? Plus, the guys preview this weekend’s matchup against the tortilla throwers and take a look around the rest of the Big 12 leading into conference play. Thanks for listening!

Texas breaks a strict keto diet and devours an outmatched Rice. What did the Horns learn, if anything? Paul and Kevin break down the game, marvel at Lowell Galindo's Mad Lib descriptions of Casey Thompson's play, and then discuss the upcoming contest with the Texas Tech Red Raiders. Along the way, they talk Big 12 and whether the league is as wide open as it appears. The time is now for your new m...

On this week's ep., Joe & BK recap the Longhorns' disastrous loss to Arkansas. What went wrong for Texas? Maybe the better question... what didn't go wrong for Texas? Can Sark and his staff fix these problems before the season slips away?  Plus, the guys give their thoughts on the change at QB and discuss what needs to happen against Rice this weekend.  Thanks for listening! Please l...

The Horns get obliterated in Fayetteville and Paul and Kevin have some questions. And a lot of frustration. Texas football just showed its floor. What's the Longhorn ceiling? The hosts break down the Longhorn performance against Arkansas and muse about what needs fixing from coaches and players alike. A get right game against Rice looms. What does Casey Thompson starting at QB mean for Texas going...

"For the Romans, their exercises are bloodless battles, and their battles are bloody exercises." -- Josephus.  Paul and Kevin break down the 20 point Texas win at home. The Horns were prepared, methodical, and executed well. Is this what football is supposed to look like? Who stood out on offense? How did young Hudson Card respond under the lights? Why did Pete K play so many Longhorn defende...

Cue Bruce Buffer! The 2021 Texas Football season is here! Joe & BK preview the Longhorns' heading into this Saturday's season opener against Louisiana. What are they watching for tomorrow? What are the predictions for the season? Tune in to find out! Thanks for listening! Please subscribe and share! Hook'Em! Special thanks to Audio Visual Consultations and Altstadt Brewery. 

It's game time!  Anticipation is running high throughout the Longhorn kingdom. After a quick discussion of the last weekend of early college football returns, attention turns to Steve Sarkisian's confirmation that Hudson Card is the starting QB at Texas. Why? And what will it mean for the offense? Then it's on to a in-depth discussion of the Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns. What advantages do the Hor...

In this week's episode, Joe & BK take a look at some of the position battles going on within the Texas Football program. Who has the edge in the QB competition? How good will the WRs and TEs be in 2021? Can the secondary take a big step under Pete Kwiatkowski?  WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! Thank y'all for listening!  Special shout out to Audio Visual Consultations &am...

Paul goes solo on this special supplemental episode to discuss college football S&C, what Torre Becton brings to Texas (spoiler: Paul doesn't know), and many of the fallacies and dichotomies that define the conversation around training for speed, power, strength, and agility. What can we learn from Ben Johnson, Sebastian Coe, and Barry Sanders with respect to the value of strength training? Is...