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In this episode, we're heading to a secret Crimson Society meeting with the season one finale of The Perfectionists. We talk the big Professor twist, whether we can visit the show where Ali and Mona head to Philadelphia, thoughts on all of the characters' biggest fears, the writers' bizarre reluctance to engage with the school setting, how we would fix a theoretical season 2, and what we have lear...

In this episode, we’re burning potential murder weapons with Surface Tension. We talk awkward PLL dinner parties, Emily becoming peak Pam as the Marins’ house guest, Aria juggling Prezra and Jason while badly handling her brother’s downward spiral, Hanna getting the scoop about Caleb’s shady past as a hacker for some Actual Bad Guys, Peter trying to cover up the strong likelihood that at least one...

In this episode, we’re getting ready for a murder gala with episodes eight and nine of The Perfectionists. We talk problematic poly representation, Mona being the only teacher to face ramifications for sleeping with a student, Alison turning back into her boring season 7 self, the potential for Jeremy to actually die, which characters need to go away in a theoretical season 2, our fears for how th...

In this episode, we’re sitting front row at the Rosewood Charity Fashion Show with Never Letting Go. We talk the Liars’ baffling runway attire, a surprising connection between Peter Hastings and Noel Kahn, Spencer wanting to yank Mona’s ponytail, Tom shimmying up Ashley’s drainpipe, Aria and Jason sharing some smoldering looks / grief talk, and New Character Quinn winning the award for Queerest Le...

In this episode, we’re sneaking around a graveyard with The Devil You Know. We talk Spencer wanting to take a break from being herself, Officer Smiley/Garrett trying very hard to seem menacing, Emily getting to be proactive about the mystery, Ashley revealing more about her past, Hanna being a sheer delight in her funeral fascinator, and the possibility that Lucy Hale wrote a song about Drew Van A...

In this episode, we’re moaning and groaning about episode seven of The Perfectionists, Dead Week. We talk BHU’s nonsensical college structure, the very terrible choice of pairing Mona with Mason (#MakeItGayYouCowards), whether or not Alison might get a queer love story, what other ships might be on the horizon, new character Luke (?) as a potential Hotchkiss, and answer the immortal question, “Piz...

In this episode, we’re processing our emotions with Blind Dates. We talk the Montgomerys’ bad parenting finally reaching a head re: Mike, Lucas’s creepy imaginary romcom (#BottomBunk), Hanna’s brave and significant therapy breakthrough with pretend Alison, the weird convergence of Pam’s Danby enthusiasm and Samara’s desire to U-Haul, whether Jason’s “pink hair” comment is sketchy, and why the show...

In this episode, we’re trying to make sense of the mess that is The Perfectionists. We praise soft butch Taylor, play several rounds of “when was this recycled plotline done better on PLL,” literally start recapping part of an episode that we already talked about, ponder what the series should do to course correct, sketch out a theoretical season 2, and discuss which PLL characters could improve t...

In this episode, we’re making queer pottery with My Name is Trouble. We talk Spencer’s intriguing dream space, Hanna being very charming despite having to hang out with terrible Lucas and his poorly coiffed crush, the potential subtext of that Ali flashback, Emily’s motivations for the fake Danby letter, Jason’s interest in Toby’s abs, and Aria/Anita’s fantastic dynamic with Jenna. Send us an emai...

In this episode, we’re getting scouted with The Goodbye Look. We talk the first appearance of New Head Jason, Melissa’s masterclass in evasion, Mona simultaneously trolling the Liars and breaking our hearts, Hanna dropping some necessary truth bombs on her very awful dad, our shifting feelings towards Samara, and Prezra’s most insufferable episode to date. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gma...

In this episode, we’re captaining a new ship with episodes 3 and 4 of The Perfectionists. We talk the end of Emison, the spectacular rise of Monison, current theories on the mystery, our frustration with Dylan/Blandrew, which new characters have potential, and who we hope Mona’s chess partner might be.  Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com , check out our Instagram @everybodyapodca...

In this episode, we’re going to therapy with It’s Alive. We talk Annabeth’s Gish’s debut as Dr. Anne Sullivan, Noel Kahn’s delightful return to the show, Hanna getting apologies from her boyfriend Caleb and her girlfriend Mona, the Hastings continuing to choose Melissa over Spencer, Prezra’s obnoxious and unnecessary shirtless-ness, and the writers remembering for an episode that Toby and Emily ar...

In this episode, we’re playing chess with episode two of the Perfectionists: Sex, Lies and Alibis. We talk this episode’s offscreen Liar check-ins, Ali and Mona’s exciting connection and respective growth, Claire Hotchkiss’s vaguely queer B & E, the potential secret straightness of Dylan, the significance of the female authority figures, and our hopes for the series moving forward.  Send...

In this episode, we’re blackmailing a predator (really, take your pick) with the fantastically action-packed season 1 finale, For Whom the Bell Tolls. We talk Vandermarin’s cheek kiss heard ’round the world, the Liars’ compelling confrontation with Jenna, Hanna and Emily being adorable, Spencer’s terrifying brush with death, whether or not Ian should have actually killed Alison, which season final...

In this episode, we’re taking a trip to Beacon Heights with the pilot of Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists. We talk the welcome return of Vanderjesus, whether or not Emison is actually over, this episode’s structural and script issues, the troubling state of the queer representation, which PLL couples could be the parents of the new Perfectionists characters, our hardcore shipping of Mona an...

In this bonus episode, we have a not-so-brief chat about what The Perfectionists could possibly have in store for us. We ponder whether Alison and Mona will be acknowledged as queer, how the various characters might interact and intersect, if any of the other Liars will show up, and what explanation we may or may not get about the dissolution of Emison. We share some hopes and fears about what thi...

In this episode, we’re getting spooked at the Founders' Festival with Monsters in the End. We talk Aria’s incredibly teenage response to seeing a picture of Ezra with another woman on his Website Page, Mona’s letter destruction and possible vibrator purchases, the pros and cons of Samara (who may or may not look like Kristen Bell), Spencer dealing with Ian and Melissa’s Performative Heterosexualit...

This week, we’re hiding evidence with Someone to Watch Over Me. We talk Aria’s troubling fascination with her parents’ sex life, Emily dealing with both real and pretend heterosexual nonsense, Spencer getting some great character moments and some not-so-great Toby ones, Byron playing the infuriating role of Rational Man, Caleb’s betrayal culminating in the slap heard 'round the world, and Paige fi...

In this episode, we're singing queer-aoke with A Person of Interest! We talk PLL’s troubling attitudes toward therapy, Aria’s Jenna Thing guilt, Emily being the Alison in Paily’s relationship, our theories about Ashley’s past, Spoby’s Scrabble characterizations, and just how mad Mona must have been when Haleb got hot and heavy in the tent. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com , check ou...

In this episode, we’re auditioning for The Badass Seed. We talk Mona’s triumphant return to the show (and our hearts), Aria’s silly hat and even sillier behavior as stage manager, Prezra’s masturbatory man date with Byron, Jenna’s legit creepy flute composition, Spencer and Emily’s Toby timeshare, and Haleb getting the ultimate romantic moment with their post-shower camera spin kiss.  Send us...

In this episode, we’re sneaking around the Marin basement with The New Normal. We talk white men behaving badly, head canons about Toby and Jenna’s parents, Sparia’s phone sex roleplay (that’s what happened, right?), the delightful absurdity of the one-off Fake Architect storyline, Pam reaching a turning point when confronted with her attitudes toward Emily, and Paige McCullers seizing the day. Se...

In this episode, we’re cheering from the stands with Je Suis Une Amie. We talk Spoby peaking early with their French banter, Aria being lied to by every single person she talks to, Paige’s possible motivations for showing up on Emily’s doorstep, Caleb providing some examples of positive male behavior, and Hanna gifting us with a few truly classic PLL moments. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@...

In this episode, we do a deep-dive on all things Paige McCullers. We talk Paige as an undeniably queer character, her growth and resets throughout the seasons, her unfair treatment compared to the dudes, our firsthand experiences with Paige Rage, why we like McHastings, and the ultimately satisfying conclusion to Paige’s arc at the end of the series. Music in this episode:  “Hey There, Paige...

In this episode, we’re swimming with Sharks as we cover If at First You Don’t Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. We talk Spencer feeling guilty and maybe being A, Hanna’s reaction to an especially idiotic Prezria, Paige simultaneously making us cringe while breaking our hearts, the many parallels between Paily and Emison, and our new favorite show, Fitzgerald Family Fixers - coming to Freeform this fall! Se...

In this episode, “We need to TALK!” about the delightful Careful What U Wish 4. We discuss chaperone throuples, Dollhouse similarities, Aria’s hilarious fury, Mona and Emily’s shared queer heartbreak as personified by Lucas, and Sketchy New Kid Caleb antagonistically flirting with every Liar in sight. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com , check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and...