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In this episode, we're trashing a bad dad's office with Blood is the New Black. We talk Aria strong-arming Prezra and poor Emily into a study buddy scenario, Spencer's detective brain being clouded by sexual frustration, Hanna grieving her ambiguous loss while dealing with an overbearing Caleb, the show's way problematic treatment of Jenna faking her blindness, Lizard Man Byron predictably blaming...

Season 3, baby! In this episode, we indeed have jubilation with It Happened 'That Night.' We talk a very evolved Hanna desperately needing a girlfriend, Toby's unconvincing loft plumbing situation, Emily's not terribly well-handled Maya grief, Prezria and Ella going on a horrific three-person date, Lucas "turning dark," and how the Liars are or are not coping in the aftermath of Mona's reveal as A...

In this Halloween bonus episode, we're getting spooked during our discussion of PLL as a horror movie. We talk A as a horror villain, scary moments both earned (Act Normal, Bitch; the Dollhouse) and unearned (coconut oil masks), which Liar is the Final Girl, Rosewood's many haunted houses, PLL's curious lack of archetypes, and comparisons to the movie Scream.  Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast...

In this episode, we're taking a trip to Neptune as we discuss the many parallels between Veronica Mars and PLL. We talk the two shows' explorations of trauma, whether Veronica Mars does a better job of holding men accountable, the importance of a mystery having a conclusion, Veronica and Spencer as ambiguously queer characters, what it means to investigate your family, and where the Liars might be...

In this grab bag bonus ep, we're debriefing a few things post season 2 finale. We talk about the not unwelcome news of The Perfectionists' cancellation, spend some time celebrating Maya St. Germain, discuss how her death serves as a canary in the coal mine for so many other plot points, ponder how Spencer and Mona might have benefitted from their own Maya-type character, and look forward to the ma...

In this episode, we’re attending a masquerade ball with the absolutely jam-packed unmAsked. We talk at length about Mona’s magnificent A reveal, Hanna’s giant forgiving heart, Spencer’s obsession with winning the game, Prezria stupidly coming out at the dance, Paige finding the right way to tell Emily, Melissa menacingly eating froyo, the parents' absence from the police station, and the utter cru...

In this episode, we’re getting menaced by a creepy toy store with If These Dolls Could Talk. We talk the Liars’ questionable choice to trust the visions of a small child, Mona wearing many faces while engineering a way to kiss Caleb, Melissa expertly outmatching Spencer as suspicion closes in, Aria disappearing from the main show to go hang out in Prezria Land, the Fields’ offscreen queer tenant w...

In this episode, we’re being cajoled into flying a plane with Eye of the Beholder. We talk this episode’s bewildering treatment of cold-as-ice Toby, Ella being a Prezria ally in everything but name, Aria’s dangerous and fascinating interactions with Teen Pilot Duncan, Spencer’s rough day/week/life being made worse by the presence of Wren, whether Hanna’s actions absolve her of guilt re: The Jenna...

In this episode, we’re going to a daddy-daughter dance (yuck!) with Father Knows Best. We talk Prezra and Byron basically being the same person, Spencer contemplating which of her relatives is a murderer, Hanna and Ashley’s sudsy phone stand-off, Emily’s continued search for a definitely-already-dead Maya, Mike’s offscreen adventures as a DJ, and Mona orgasmically setting Aria up with a very bad l...

In this special Labor Day episode, we're chatting about Alison's disappearance and the significance of Labor Day on PLL. We talk Lost Year theories, our favorite candidates for Alison's murder, what the Liars were up to pre-series, whether Ali should have come back earlier, the many "take back-sies" that plague her return, and where we think everyone is this Labor Day. Send us an email at Everybod...

In this episode, we’re leaving one million heartbreaking voicemails with Breaking the Code. We talk Mona using A to infiltrate the Liars’ inner circle, Melissa looking increasingly suspicious after more NAT video discovery, Ella making yet another questionable parenting choice re: Prezria, Spencer getting drunk and flirty with an all too willing Wren, Ashley inching closer to discovering Hanna’s m...

In this episode, we’re staking out a vegan bistro with CTRL:A. We talk Ella and her possible ex-girlfriend Noreen dealing with a reliably terrible Byron, Jason’s unusual willingness to apologize, Wilden smarming at the Marins for no other reason than that he can, Holden’s exploding heart condition getting exposed without his consent, Spencer and Hanna’s delightful hacking caper, and the show’s dep...

In this episode, we’re blackmailing a school official with The Naked Truth. We talk Tom Marin once again leaving the women in his life to handle his dirty laundry, the badly chaperoned anti-bully function that may be in fact be pro-bullying, Caleb enthusiastically choosing not to remember his part in Jenna’s spy game, Aria worrying about Holden in a very Montgomery manner, the absolute game change...

In this episode, we’re having an awkward dinner at the Grille with A Kiss Before Lying. We talk Emaya getting hot and heavy in spite of Maya’s Pam hostility and Emily’s biphobia, Spencer’s intense (to put it mildly) interest in Kate, Hanna’s big heart doing lots and lots of forgiving, Prezra getting the white man punishment of a promotion he doesn’t deserve, Aria having so much fun while reminding...

In this episode, we’re blending up a flash drive with The Blonde Leading the Blind. We talk Emily dealing with a lot of heterosexual nonsense, Aria leaving the most Aria voicemail of all time, Toby’s extremely dramatic slo-mo fall, Spencer’s possible self-harming tendencies, Holden’s queer froyo choices, and Mona’s very normal Liar make out wall.  (Note: Our audio cut out some during the last...

In this episode, we’re far from the shallows now with Let the Water Hold Me Down. We talk Lucas getting off the hook in a very Prezra Fitz fashion, the weird way Maya’s bisexuality seems to rain on Emily’s parade, Aria wading into a murky arrangement with Holden, 'A' making waves by sending the Liars live bait, Spencer fishing for clues and maybe getting wet with Mona, and this episode’s ominous f...

In this episode, we’ve got GLASS IN OUR HAIR with Hot Piece of ‘A’. We talk the Montgomerys leveling up the terrible by policing Aria’s wardrobe, Hanna’s very sudden desire to throw Caleb a surprise party, Incel Lucas’s bizarre check-ins with the poorly run crisis hotline, Spencer’s feelings about Haleb having sex on her nana’s couch, the spinoff we’d love to watch about Mona and Noel Kahn's relat...

In this episode, we’re picking up trash on the side of the road with Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares. We talk Spencer and Emily’s magnetic fake fight, Prezria’s ill-fated coming out scene, the probability that Lucas and Mona watched Haleb having sex, Toby entering a new era of terrible, the heteropatriarchy foiling another Liar plan, and which car snack is ultimately the most ominous. Send...

In this episode, we’re telling scary stories with The First Secret. We talk Old School Ali’s complexity and queerness, Pre-Dark Queen Jenna flirting with all the ladies, Byron setting Aria on the trajectory toward Prezra, Baby Queer Emily trying and failing to hide the gay, the possible identities of creepy zombie baby mask person, and the absolutely bewildering way this script refers to Lady Gaga...

In this episode, we’re actually in the same room to talk about the 2A finale, Over My Dead Body! We discuss A’s very impressive crafting project, Detective Wilden returning to provide some welcome menace, the potential implications of Caleb’s changing hair styles, Wren jumping at the chance to comfort an emotionally fragile Hastings girl, the weirdly shippy vibes between Aria and Jackie Molina, an...

In this episode, we're lining up cherry pits with I Must Confess. We talk the significance of the Liars finally telling someone about A, Spoby using the threat of the NAT Club to spice things up, Hanna and her horse books getting trampled by Evil Kate's rehearsal dinner scheme, the Montgomerys reaching a new parenting low, whether or not we can ship Emily and Ashley, and the introduction of Grandm...

In this episode, we’re going horseback riding in matching outfits with the ultra queer Touched by an 'A'-ngel. We talk Rosewood High’s inexplicable college fair, Spencer inserting herself into all of Aria’s relationships, Mona provoking Hanna’s jealousy by flirting with a lesser blonde, Emily’s INCREDIBLY creepy massage at the hands of Incel Lucas, the long-awaited reveal of the NAT Club, and PLL’...

In this episode, we’re sneaking into Jason's darkroom with Picture This. We talk Aria’s sex-filled dream space, Emily’s complete mishandling of A’s latest threat, Mona and Hanna being snubbed from Lesbian Poker Night, Spencer projecting all of her fears about maybe murdering Alison onto everyone else, Caleb breaking our hearts when he leaves town to visit his mom, and the merits of baked goods ver...

In this episode, we’re FREAKING OUT over the movie Booksmart! We praise the brilliant subversion of high school movie tropes, the quietly revolutionary queer representation, the honest depiction of teen girl friendship, the joy of a comedy that never punches down, the parts of the film that we hardcore related to, and yes—that bathroom scene. Spoilers abound! Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@...

In this episode, we’re putting on our candy striper outfits with Save the Date. We talk Jenna and Garrett’s possible exhibitionism, the mechanics of Mona’s steroid pain cream gambit, Hanna delighting in her Hitchcockian disguise and the knowledge of Emily’s ulcer, Aria’s obvious disinterest in Prezra making for one of pair’s best scenes to date, Ashley dropping some truth bombs and finally giving...