Every Film Is Gay

Join Milo and Nico at a new job! In an office! They're undercover to find out if a 1980 feminist classic about sisterhood and workers' rights could possibly be, in any way, gay. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo and Nico to celebrate a year of Every Film Is Gay (!) with a ceremonial breaking of the first rule of Fight Club. We don't like rules so we're going to talk all about it and no one can stop us, not even Edward Norton. But is any of that gay? Listen, and all shall be revealed. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Pop on down to the local orchard (??) with Milo and Nico to concoct and abysmally manipulative and sociopathic lie that destroys an entire family simply because you're anxious. Is any of that gay though? Only listening will reveal. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo and Nico on the leopard print seats of the mambo taxi to find out if a film about missed connections, hysteria and women's subjectivity could possibly, ever, be gay. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Grab your roller skates (or blades) and slide on down to Austin, Texas where Milo and Nico are ready to dissect the gayest sports movie ever made. But is it gay? Only listening will answer that question. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

What is that figure on the horizon? Is it Milo and Nico ready to gayify (trademark) a new film? No, it's Clint Eastwood riding into town to deliver a treatise on the clean and proper body and formulate a new masculinity. But is that gay? We know already, but you'll have to listen to find out. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Grab a cigarette, locate your seatbelt and strap in, it's going to be a bumpy episode! Well... not bumpy, but we'll take you on a journey to find out if a notoriously gay film, ALL ABOUT EVE, is actually gay. Who could possibly know? Milo and Nico do. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Don your gold epaulettes and prepare to take a dive off a yacht with Milo and Nico as they ask the essential question: can a rom-com about forced-mominisation with echoes of shrew-taming possibly be even remotely gay? If anyone knows the answer, it's them. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo and Nico on the hazy, seamy streets of late 70s/early 80s Manhattan for a controversial episode about an allegedly problematic film! Is it gay? Is it offensive? Is it even good? You have to listen to find out. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

My my! At Waterloo Napoleon may have surrendered, but Milo and Nico will never surrender in their quest to queer every film. In episode 19 they rush down to the Greek taverna to perform a slow a cappella ballad version of an ABBA classic! But how gay is any of it? You have to listen to find out. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico *Fosse click* welcome you to Burlesque! A camp cult classic in the making with an uncanny valley feel that makes it a truly absurd proposition. But is it gay? Put down the air rights research, stack on 3 wigs and come down to Club Burlesque to find out. Part 2 of our mini Cher season. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

It's Cher season! Grab your costume of choice - pirate or mermaid, the two genders - and hop on down to a cosy small town where the dreamy shoe salesman can become a surrogate father figure to your precocious children, one of whom is preternaturally good at swimming and the other is obsessed with Catholic Saints? But is any of that gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚...

Milo and Nico are back in the lace gloves and low pony-tails, this time for some palace intrigue in 18th century France. But can a film with such a heavy emphasis on gossip, letter-writing, manipulations, powdered wigs and vanity possibly be gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Celebrate November with Milo and Nico as we pop into an alternate timeline dystopian fascist Britain, join the resistance and fight the power via a series of wigs and capes. But is that gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Dudes being wolves? I don't think! Come on down to suburbia with Milo and Nico to discover whether a film about the grossness of unwanted puberty and monstrous transformation could possibly be gay or trans. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico head down to 50s suburbia to play a metaphorical game of chicken: is the urtext of American teen angst gay? Rev your engines to find out. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico head down to the local lake at dusk to bathe in the moonlight and transform into glistening swans. But is it gay to be a water fowl? Is it trans to be a little beast of the lake? You can only find out by listening. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico get into high femme psycho biddie drag to determine whether the definitive hagsploitation film is queer. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico abandon the failures of the flesh to determine whether a cyborgian future where the dolls are the dolls are the dolls is gay or queer? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico don their latex elbow-length gloves and unpack the piano wire to cut down to the bone of the matter and dissect a horror (or is it?) classic. But is it gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Get your ballroom shoes on and follow Milo and Nico down to the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix Dancing Championship to find out if one of the most sequin-heavy movies of all time is, by any chance, gay. Plus! Roll up, roll up, for a bonus deep dive into Baz Luhrmann's Elvis that was supposed to be a quick aside, but takes up half the episode! 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 L...

Milo and Nico un-buckle their seatbelts for a look back at a controversial classic about car crashes, commodity fetishism and copulation. But is it gay? Tune in for the shocking results. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Get out your Burberry bucket hats and crimp that hair, it's time to find out if a largely forgotten 2004 masterpiece starring Lindsay Lohan, Alison Pill and Megan Fox is gay by virtue of its Big Leo Energy and its vigorous defence of compulsive lying as tool of social construction of reality. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico grab the sex wax and some binoculars and head down to the beach,  going undercover to determine whether being in a robbery-loving surf gang is gay. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico put on their interviewer hats and camp lace gloves to find out if the hit 1994 film about gay vampires is gay. The result may surprise you. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist