Every Film Is Gay

Join Milo + Nico in the middle ages for a mud-splattered journey to the heart of the question: what if sports was about men battering each other with giant poles and is that gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join + Milo and Nico off the east coast of America to defend a large fish from being mercilessly murdered. Can it be gay to want to kill the creatures you love? We're on the case. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo + Nico are in 60s Italy on a brand new case. They're delving into an oft-asked question: is it gay to be a cheating, lying, suave Italian director with creative block, who's obsessed with women? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico in heterosexual hell to figure out if it's worth fighting to retain your rapidly vanishing memories of a relationship turned sour just to give it all a second chance? Can having blue hair and wiping all memories of your ex be gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Get in losers, we're going critiquing! Join Milo + Nico at the most exclusive cafeteria table (haters and gossips) to put a classic teen film under the microscope and figure out if trying to destroy Regina George because you're, like, in love with her or something is gay, or, like, whatever. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico (and Sigourney Weaver in a blonde wig) (and Alan Rickman in alien prosthetics) for a trip to the stars to defend a race of defenceless octopus people from total destruction.  "Could that be gay?" Only Milo and Nico can answer. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

What if there was a girl Frankenstein's monster? And what if she had a baby's brain? Join Milo + Nico on a wacky tour of a twee Victorian-ish world to discover if any of this could possibly be gay. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico at MegaRecords HQ to investigate whether pop music contains subliminal messages. Is capitalism using art as a trojan horse for political control? And is it gay to tell the story of a plucky girl band who sells out? Listen carefully to uncover the truth. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico on the streets of late 90s New York, for a dark night of the soul that culminates at a depraved masked ball - but is it real, or only a dream? And can dreams be gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico for a rifle through the tabloids for a nasty, shocking and camp showdown between Oscar-winning actresses, ripped from the headlines. Could that be gay? Listening will reveal all. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico in Gotham City for a gritty origin story about how a clown became a killer clown. Could that be gay? We have the best detectives on the case. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico in the 60s (or at least 2003's vision of that decade) to observe a classic battle of the sexes as two manipulative heterosexuals discover gender performativity on the road to love. But could any of that be gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico as they venture to suburbia to find out why people are opening portals to hell just to get their rocks off! And could doing that, in any way, be gay? We're on the case. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico for the first of two extra special ooky spooky season episodes. On this episode, we'll be decamping to the Bavarian Alps to ask if it's gay to avoid your fiancée in order to construct a second boyfriend with your first boyfriend in a castle in the woods. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico in a pineapple under the sea to find out whether a film about an anthropomorphic sponge having a crisis of masculinity and a starfish who cross-dresses could possibly be gay. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico at an abandoned and snowed in manor in the French countryside for stabbing, sapphism and songs! Could a film so deeply-rooted in diva worship that makes a case for lesbian separatism (through the medium of song-and-dance) be gay? Our intrepid detectives are on the case. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico have deep and complex theological questions: can a film about a band of freaks and weirdos struggling to fit in at an Evangelical high school possibly be gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico on top of the endlessly-rumoured volcano for the epic, explosive finale whereby the much-talked-about jewellery is finally, finally given the promised fiery baptism. But what of kings and returns? Could either be gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo + Nico continue on their ultimate journey: to deposit some jewellery in a volcano. But how could a film about a throuple consisting of a boy waif, a cottagecore gay and a depraved little freak possibly be gay? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo + Nico embark on the ultimate journey: to deposit some jewellery in a volcano. But how could an epic story of good vs. evil fronted by a tiny little boy waif, a twinkly-eyed old wizard and a giant yonic eye possibly be gay? Join the Fellowship of Every Film Is Gay to find out. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Can Catholic guilt be gay? Can schoolmistresses be gay? Can taking revenge on a monstrous man be gay? The only people who have answers are Milo + Nico. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo + Nico don't care what you think, in fact they're determined to do something different because they're not normies. Relate? You might be gay, but, more importantly: could this film be? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Join Milo + Nico in Las Vegas for part deux (two) of our Matt Damon mini-season for a peek behind the titular candelabra. Can a film about a notoriously camp homosexual possibly be gay? The answer may shock you. 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico are on a boat to Italy with a ginger fellow who says he's going to forge signatures and tell lies, won't you join them for a discussion of whether that could be gay or not? 🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist

Milo and Nico dust off their most trans-masc waistcoats, glasses and lesbian boyband haircuts to ponder the age old question: is it gay to throw your twink in the river?  🚬 Find us on: 💚 Patreon 💚 Instagram 🚬 Follow our: 💚 Letterboxd List 💚 Spotify Playlist