Evan Diem's Joke Doctor

Things are gonna start being a little different around here. Different and shorter. We give our prediction for the new Scoochie Boochie album and discuss our upcoming Weird Al concert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59CpJqCbxXs Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

Follow @Wandering_Kermit on IG even though he continues to claim innocence about his illicit relationship with Sarah's little sister. Also we go ridiculously deep on UFC 250 at the White House. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us EDJDpodcast@Gmail.com

RIP if cilantro tastes like soap and your pee smells like asparagus. Also it's the first episode recorded in Evan's new house! And the vibes are normal! Commission a custom Evan Diem CD, contact EDJDPodcast@gmail.com. Sign up for weekly bonus episodes at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

The hosts are on vacation this week so here's a shorter, but extremely high impact episode with some of our best and most SNL-ready bits of all time. Bonus episodes every week Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us what YOU call italians to EDJDpodcast@Gmail.com

We speak EXTENSIVELY about Sex and the City 2, one of the worst + longest movies we've ever reviewed on this show. Bonus episode every thursday at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Send us snippets of poetry to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

We finally, and thoroughly, review the Quiz with Balls! And share jokes for kids with all you raw milk enjoyers. Send Evan a testimonial to EDJDpodcast@gmail.com New Patreon Bonus Episodes every Thursday at least! Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Huge comedy news this week! License plates and house hunt and bumper stickers. Help us design bumper stickers! Email your ideas to EDJDPodcast@gmail.com And announcing WEEKLY bonus episodes. It's the best time EVER to sign up to Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We've done TWO HUNDRED of these and it's no big deal actually. Thank you for being here and supporting and listening most or even every week!! Sarah started a Substack so if you want to hit or read their poetry/essays sign up now! https://shahirahjadeed.substack.com/ Email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Seinfeld in the modern day? A monster buddy roommate TV show? An emotional villain/hero scene? All this and more. Also Patreon.com/JokeDoctor to watch another of Sarah's poetry readings and email us EDJDpodcast@Gmail.com

POV: You're listening to a podcast and one of the members is afraid to pee the bed despite never doing it, and one of them has heard of a bunch of old men despite not being one (yet. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

We're back to dissecting worms, and giving a huge important comedic lifestyle update for one of our hosts. And the Venmo offer is still available if you email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We have never experienced being high or near weed for very long but we LOVE funny numbers so here's our 420 Blaze it episode!! Listen all the way to the end to know what special thing to email us for a prize! EDJDpodcast@gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Mary Poppins purists will not like this one, neither will fans of Donald Trump but that's pretty much true about all of these episodes. Email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We're all about finding a home and finding The Homers. If you have a real estate agent who can help us find some Homers, let us know. Email us an F for Evan not having a house yet to EDJDpodcast@gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We FINALLY mourn Chuck Norris' jokes and how sort of repetitive and formulaic they are. Also there was 12 minutes of venting about driving in traffic that was removed from this episode and I just wanna be clear you're not missing anything. Email us your favorite Chuck Norris jokes but with a different figure to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Our first post-vasectomy episode and let's just say the structure got a little wacky this time. If you like Chuck Norris facts, wait for next time I guess because we talked for SO long about Mother https://www.instagram.com/rabeya.khat/ Also here's the fries/pasta video Evan references: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWMHpyqCko5/ Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us your favorite Chuck Norris jokes EDJ...

Evan's last episode before his vasectomy and it's really not that big of a deal. We read the last half of the rejected license plates for NYS. Email us positive vasectomy vibes to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Become the machine on YourAISlopBores.me which Sarah and Evan have been loving. Also should Sarah start a reaction youtube channel for building demolitions? Would you watch that? If you do, send us emails at EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor to hear Evan's Desperate Housewives MASH.

Evan scoured the 2025 rejected NYS license plates and brings us the best near-misses you won't see on the street in the coming year. Also, whales aren't fish which is something almost all of us knew. Send us voicemails on EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Get our phone number at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We talk about new scoochie boochie and also new slang but not the song by the shins, just what the kids are into. Email us how you feel about the dentist EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

You can't undo a child! So don't make them a habit! But Sarah will delete a dog if it pees in their house. Also listen to Evan's new single: Evandiem. Bandcamp.com Email us jokes about cold dog breeds: EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We get really chatty here partially because of our new obsession: NYT Crossplay. But we introduce a new segment for which we put our advanced understanding of queerness and gender to the side for a few minutes. So you know, we're really libbing out here. Email us your Crossplay names EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

First of all, we don't wanna see your baby until it's out of you. Second, are there things you wanna eat but you can't eat them because they're not food even tho they look delicious? Write in: EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Listen to Jordan Keyes' new (and old) EP here: https://open.spotify.com/album/3JOXeYSE76PbXU3Y030s2F?si=5Vit-tagSyajA5sXfEYMgQ

We finally cracked the code on the perfect joke structure. Also, we figured out what politicians should REALLY be doing. Keep emailing us baby basketball players EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Sorry this is a long one, we were just having such a good time recapping a bewildering open mic comedy experience we witnessed (and one very very big highlight). Also please email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com with ideas for basketball players if they were babies. Also if you get to the hour mark we do talk about cadavers so if you don't like that kind of chat, just a heads up. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor