EVA: The Entertainment Variance Authority

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority, where this timeline eventually leads to one question: Who would win in Mortal Kombat? Fresh off their review of Mortal Kombat 2, Agents Nakware and J-Mac step into the arena for a special bonus episode that answers absolutely nothing about cinema, but settles a far more important debate. If Earthrealm's fate depended on a Mortal Kombat draf...

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority, where every adaptation must answer a single question: Does it deserve a spot on the Sacred Timeline? This week, Agents Nakware and J-Mac enter the arena to investigate Mortal Kombat 2 , the latest attempt to transform one of gaming’s most iconic fighting franchises into cinematic glory. The mission: determine whether Mortal Kombat 2 earns a pla...

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority, where the Sacred Timeline isn’t just about what exists — it’s about what should have existed all along . In this special mini-pod, Agents Nakware and J-Mac step into the multiversal writers’ room for one of their wildest thought experiments yet: drafting teams of iconic white characters who, by all rights, should’ve been Black from the jump. Ta...

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority, where the Sacred Timeline isn’t just about billion-dollar franchises — sometimes it’s built on cult classics, cultural milestones, and a whole lot of 90s chaos. This week, TVA leadership drops a directive straight from the archives: Agents Nakware and J-Mac must revisit a foundational (and wildly unconventional) superhero entry — The Meteor Man...

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority, where the Sacred Timeline doesn’t stop at the box office — it stretches across streaming queues and controller batteries too. This week, EVA leadership has issued a new directive: Agents Nakware and J-Mac must turn their predictive powers toward television and video games in 2026 . Which releases deserve canon status? Which ones are headed stra...

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority, where the Sacred Timeline doesn’t wait for release dates — it demands predictions. And this week, TVA leadership has issued a new directive: Agents Nakware and J-Mac must gaze into the chaotic multiversal fog of 2026 and decide which upcoming blockbusters are destined for canon… and which are headed straight for pruning. From galaxy-spanning ep...

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority, where the Sacred Timeline isn’t just for new releases — it’s for accountability. And this week, TVA management has opened an internal review: Agents Nakware and J-Mac must revisit their 2025 rulings and determine whether their judgments still hold… or whether they accidentally let a few timeline anomalies slip through. From superhero swings to...

Welcome back to the Entertainment Variance Authority , where the Sacred Timeline just expanded to include banana peels, blue shells, and one extremely powerful cow in a legally distinct Tonka truck. This week, the TVA hands Agents Nakware and J-Mac a brand-new assignment: video games are now under review , and their first case file is Mario Kart World , Nintendo’s flagship chaos engine and the lau...

Welcome back to the  Entertainment Variance Authority , where we review comic content one branched timeline at a time. Today, we’re diving deep into Marvel’s animated anthology,  “Eyes of Wakanda” , a series that somehow manages to be gorgeous, brutal, and peak-Wakandan-isolationist all at once.  We kick things off with the usual timeline shenanigans, including Nakware and J-Mac comparing their t-...

Welcome back to another episode of the Entertainment Variance Authority, where we discuss the latest in film, TV, and video games related to comics. Today, we’re diving deep into the Fantastic Four’s latest cinematic adventure, “Fantastic Four: First Steps.” Grab your pruning shears because some timelines might not make it out alive! Our hosts, Jonathan and Nakware, are joined by a special guest,...

Welcome to another episode of the Entertainment Variance Authority, where we dive into the latest buzz in the comic book world of film, TV, and video games. Today, we're peeling back the layers on the newly revamped Superman in James Gunn's DC Universe. Is this the fresh start the DCU needs, or just another notch in Superman's red cape?  We kick off with some light-hearted banter betwe...

Welcome to another episode of the Entertainment Variance Authority, where we review the latest film, TV, and video games related to comics. Today, we’re untangling the chaotic threads of the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s latest entry, “Thunderbolts,” or should I say, “The New Avengers?” Yes, Marvel seems to have pulled a switcheroo on us with the movie's title, much to our chagrin. 🎭 We begin with...