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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #495 : The Popped Balloon Episode 21.01.2025

This week's topics: • Debrief on last episode • Gospel music / rap • Wretch 32 / Scorcher sharing a woman situation • Is it ok to date a friends ex • Gunna court case and reaction to potential cooperating • Could we like one of our friend's spouses • Are people generally positive or negative • Trump squashing the Tik Tok ban • Crying over losing a social media app • How important social media is t...

ESN #494 : The Only Mids No Baddies Episode 14.01.2025

This weeks topics: • Rasta Christmas • The Ethopian calendar • Do people who follow the Ethopian Calendar have a different age • Faith vs Science vs Tradition • Should religious texts continued to be written • The LA fires • Should a man be able to ask a woman to come to a date without makeup? • Do men really prefer peaceful mid looking women over baddies? • Do good looking women get type casted?...

ESN #493 : The French Connection Episode 07.01.2025

This weeks topics: • Nigeria in December and how good it is • Burna Boy stamping on an audience member and would he do this outside of Nigeria • What would you do if someone rushed the stage whilst you were performing • France and Nigeria forming political ties • Why can’t don’t African countries link up together • Terrorist Attacks in the US and what is going on • What is Elon Musk planning? • Wh...

ESN #491 : The SDA Webslinger Episode 30.12.2024

This week's topics: • DJ Webslinger / Dat Actor • Sickle Cell • #StavrosSays : Blood donations for sickle cell : https://www.blood.co.uk/news-and-campaigns/the-donor/the-sound-of-sickle/ Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on a...

ESN #492 : The Fragmentation Episode 30.12.2024

This week's topics: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com It's important to subscribe, rate and review us on your apple products. You can do that here...

ESN #490 : The Slow Jams Episode (Feat. Simone [of Cocoa Sistahs Podcast] 17.12.2024

In this episode we welcome guest Simone and discuss: • Old school RnB selection • Playing music during sexytime • Usher '8701' v Timberlake 'Justified' v Ray J 'This Ain't A Game' • White people having a traditional African wedding • Exporting African culture • Carrying drugs overseas on accident • Drugs on sea and land • 18 year old giving 1 year for fornicating with 17 year old in Dubai • Differ...

ESN #489 : The Ironic Hypocrite Episode 08.12.2024

This week's topics: • Body language when talking • Recognising foreign language • The retraction of the English language • The possible genius of Dominic Cummings • How artificial intelligence will affect jobs • Future technology • Kendrick Lamar v Andrew Schulz • Joke limits • Right wing hypocrisy • Left wing hypocrisy • President Biden pardoning his son • #StavrosSays : Haile Selassie, United Na...

ESN #488 : The Lugubrious Litigation Episode 03.12.2024

This week's topics: • Unique rap styles • Kendrick Lamar v Pusha T • Kendrick improved or fallen off • Best member of the Wu-Tang Clan • Unsung Rappers • Chip's new Grime Scene Saviour song • Drake suing Kendrick • No Malice v Pusha T • Drake messing with his legacy • Lil Wayne upset with Kendrick Lamar • Who has the bigger records, Lil Wayne or Kendrick Lamar • Is it ok to not need your partner •...

ESN 487 : The Squabbling with Ashewos Episode 25.11.2024

This week we talk about: • Condolences again this week • Wahala says goodbye to Youtube Premium from abroad • Subscription services taking over • Farmers not paying inheritance tax • Poll tax and Vat • Woman says her husband is a simp for taking her and her three children • Dating and red flags • The negative media getting at Wahala • Kendrick Lamar new album very very early review • Diddy paying...

ESN #486 : The Colour, Cut, Clarity Episode (Feat. Acsha) 19.11.2024

This week we welcome guest Acsha and talk about: • Appraising diamond rings • Why some diamonds are more than others • Does it make a difference how a engagement rings costs • Buying nice gifts that the receiver doesn't like • Not putting bags on the floor • Which room in the house outside dirt is not allowed • Vybz Kartel's 'Interracial' song • Dancehall • Work v Family time • Failed potential •...

ESN #485 : The Equatorial Guinea Episode 12.11.2024

This week's topics: • R.I.P. Mama A • R.I.P Quincy Jones • Quincy Jones' influence • Hip Hop influenced Country • Stalking women in the 80s was not only acceptable, it was promoted • Trump beating Harris for the American presidency • Why Britain is comfortable with women leaders • Theories of Biden's shady presidency and post leadership dealings • The Apprentice movie • Why Trump is successful • O...

ESN #484 : The Equal Opportunities Episode 05.11.2024

This week's topics: • Speaking Yoruba at home • Talking in front of your children without them knowing what you're saying • Children learning different languages • Trip to Amsterdam • The potential of people • How money can change people • Wallabee's and Kicker shoes • Speaking things into existence • Kemi Badenoch new Tory leader • Black women getting to the top of the leader wearing their natura...

ESN #483 : The Unreasonable Reason Episode 28.10.2024

This week's topics: • Igbo words in Patios • How enjoyably is ESN • The confirmation of conspiracy there's • Politics as entertainment • Elections • Tooth problemi • Arsenal v Liverpool • BBCs 'Mr Loverman' • Chris Kaba's police shooting's case • Should police have guns • Should the Chris Kaba case have gone to court • Why people want to join the police • Is Trump going to the griff elections • Be...

ESN #482 : The Felabration Episode 22.10.2024

This week's topics: • Everyone (African music artists) want to be Fela Kuti • Buju Banton’s comment on Afrobeats • Michael Jackson v Paul McCartney • Boxing • Children picking parents • Durags in the office young • Going back to celebrities house expecting not to do something • Kamala Harris not being mixed race/Black • Kamala Harris losing some Black male voters • Why men admire Trump • World pop...

ESN #481 : The Age Gap Episode 15.10.2024

This week we host guest Wayne and discuss: • General Levy’s heritage • Jungle music • Making great works of art • Jay-Z’s best album • Vybz Kartel’s transition to the outside world in 2024 • Getting phones inside jail • Old skool drinking stories • 19 year old Beckham dating a 29 old, is that cool if it was our son? • Maturity comparisons between men and women • Toxic personalities in Married At F...

ESN #480 : The Consumerism Episode 08.10.2024

This week's topics: • Near death experiences • Watch Culture • Being out their depth in certain conversations • Designer culture • The impact of hip hop on consumerism • How things are now low quality compared to yesterday year • Bots taking over the buying market • AI speaking in Patios and Pigeon • Is generational trauma real? • Is it wrong for a pregnant woman to sleep with someone other than t...

ESN #479 : The Ego Politics Episode (Feat. Tunde from Tales From The Plantation Podcast) 01.10.2024

In this episode we welcome guests Tunde of 'Tales From The Plantation' podcast and discuss: • Christian faith tested • Having an easy path in life • Facing challenges • Ego v Faith • Work complacency • Money v Position / Title at work • Keeping up with social media • New York Mayor, Eric Adams, corruption charges • PMs Chief of Staff, Sue Gray, earning more than him • Kier Starmer gifts scandal •...

ESN #478 : The Oily Takedown Episode 25.09.2024

This week's topics: • Having a moral code, even if you're living a criminal life • Notting Hill Carnival murder • Liam Gallagher performance at the AJ boxing • Blink Twice movie • Films to add to your watchlist. Including Korean films • Improvising the words to dancehall songs • Murder She Wrote v Bam Bam v No No No v Ring The Alarm • Confusing one Asian for anohter • shxtsngigs / Andrew Schulz co...

ESN #477 : The No Baddies and All Giggles Episode (feat Darran Griffiths & Wendi) 17.09.2024

This week's topics: • Sh**ts & Giggles Podcast tour • Taking pride in your appearance • Going on holiday with your children vs going away as a couple • What is a baddie? • Kelly Rowland vs Beyonce • Defending Black Women against Jokes • Jermaine Jenas getting fired • Mixed Race men in the UK liking White women • Would you prefer if you partner actually cheated or was getting turned down trying to...

ESN #476 : The Patiently Waiting Episode 10.09.2024

This week's topics: • LL Cool J's album discussion • Doecii album discussion • Most grimy song ever • Who the English counterpart to Tyler the Creator • How long to wait for sex • Women being rejected by men • Femicide and Gender Based Violence • Murders of women by men statistics • The effects of the banning of affirmative action • Racism in East Asian against people from East Asia • Migrants and...

ESN #475 : The Stages Of Grief Episode (Feat. hey Essay) 03.09.2024

In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Different types of heyfever • Squatting different weights • The strength it takes for women carrying children • What crowd size could Vybz Kartel draw in London • Who the biggest Dancehall artist in the world is • Oasis reunion and their dramas • What breaks our peace • The point in talking about work • How we interact with our parents • Te...

ESN #474 : The UKG Episode 27.08.2024

This week's topics: • UK Garage 30 year anniversary • AITA for framing my cheating Ex boyfriend • #StavrosSays : Saluting Our Sisters: An Anthology [https://www.blackhistoryukcic.co.uk/] Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on a...

ESN #473 : The Canine Episode (Feat. Wavey) 20.08.2024

In this episode we welcome guest Wavey and discuss: • Ugandan woman • Ugandan food • Women hating men that can cook • Men not cooking • Idiosyncrasies at home you feel everyone does • Ghetts’ acting career • Next rapper/singer to start acting • Cutting off friendships for a criminal act they pulled • Misleading headlines • Dog fighting and how lucrative it is • Black people and pets • Horseshoe po...

ESN #472 : The Cantankerous Episode (Feat. Shiikane) 13.08.2024

In this episode we welcome guests Shay, Annamay & Kay of Shiikane and discuss: • Learning from your parents • Dating celebrities on the down low • Mixed raced people not claiming Black • The London riots and their affect • Ethnic people being scared to go outside due to anti-migrant riots • Being attractive to Arabs • Nigerians in Olympics • Love Island couple in heat for cultural joke • People ou...

ESN #471 : The gRace Riots Episode 06.08.2024

This week's topics: • What's the Yoruba equal to Bloodclart • Vybz Kartel's release from prison • Vybz Kartel v Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, who is a more famous Jamaican • A rise in paedophiles or just a raise in them being exposed • Huw Edwards pleading guilty to having under age sexual images • Should those accused of a crime be fired or suspended from their job before being convicted • Is paedophi...

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