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We both pick our 3 favorite movies in queer cinema- we discuss, we judge a little, we have a good time. Happy pride month!

We choose 4 movies each that we would remake should we have the power (or money): a classic, a deep cut, something within the last 10 years, and something little us would like done.

Summer heat. Slashings. Questionable bodies of water. And all the hot blood smells you can stand. Drew and Allisha join us as we each discuss our top 3 summerween flicks! Drew's tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@horror_with_an_accent?_r=1&_t=ZT-973ZQcbW9xG Support the show

Anniversary episode for the beloved Disney classic based on the 1831 Victor Hugo gothic novel! We talk cast swaps, the hellfire rule, and making your attraction everyone else's issue. Support the show

Fear’s 30th anniversary episode! We talk slut shaming, rollercoasters, a perilous relationship between a grown man and literal child, daddy issues, and pretty much everything in between.  Support the show

The man, the myth, the legend who wears many hats and has too many hands in the fire. Eric Miller joins as we talk screenwriting, movies that we'd love to see made, the "I never said it was good, I said I liked it", and every unhinged thing we can legally post in between.  Find him at: https://www.ericmillerwrites.com https://www.instagram.com/ragingeric Support the show

Doing a birthday episode with one of the homies. We talk gelatinous creatures, kinetic energy, the implications of standing the hell up in relationships, and good conquering evil.  Support the show

Just boys being boys in the late 50’s. A heartwarming (and a wee depressing) coming of age inspired by the Stephen King novella “The Body”  Support the show

In this retrospective, we cover one of the greatest comic book movies of all time, and also Blade II. Spider-Man 2 will forever be in our hearts, loins, and thoughts.  Support the show

Celebrating a Friday the 13th the only way we legally know how- with Jason Voorhees (and in this one, his vengeful mommy) Support the show

The franchise that started it all  Support the show

We go fully unhinged for a tragic love tale. Are we human? Or are we partly genomed insect? Join us and find out  Support the show

You know the drill- we go over our top rom-coms via presidential ranking, we go over our honorable mentions, we get silly goofy, and we make you feel the LOVE.  Support the show

Our first official movie of the year is an Indiana Jones adventure directed by Steven Spielberg. We love action, we love adventure, we love our witty Indy, and we HATE Nazis.  Support the show

Going over 2025's least favorites, most favorites, and honorable mentions in terms of movies. We discuss our goals for 2026, and we have maybe unhinged thoughts about where we'd like to be.  Support the show

We love the discourse on if this is a Christmas movie, we love the actors, and we love the Bone Daddy™️.  Support the show

Going over vampire media and ranking our favorites from the 2010's and 2020's! Support the show

Throwing it back to the 80’s with some fun vampire picks! We’ve got Fright Night (1985) and The Lost Boys (1987). Once again.. Blade is mentioned  Support the show

Wishing Casper, the Harvey duo, and those terrible uncles three a happy thirtieth anniversary! Support the show

Kicking off the official Halloween season with some childhood bloodsucking friends. We have Scooby Doo and the Legend of the Vampire (2003) as our first pick and The Little Vampire (2000) following up.  Support the show

Zoinks! It’s the podcasters! And their friend Andrew! This episode, the Mystery Machine definitely found more chaos than masked men in costume. There are laughs, there are songs, and we go over arguably the top 2 Scooby-Doo movies of all time on an incredibly unhinged, beginner horror ride for the ages.  Support the show

For the 20th anniversary of this movie, we rate our favorite kills, discuss the torture porn aspect of it all; and excitedly cheer on Paris Hilton. We also try to bring logic, meaning, and additional concerns to something that was already set in stone.  Support the show

Happy two years of the podcast! Join us as we go over the ICONIC Jennifer Check, her girl Needy, the sexualization of Megan Fox, the height of power, bad people making great art, and the implications of homoeroticism once again. Support the show

We swan dive into the 2003 sequel that took the X-Men to a  blockbuster powerhouse. We’ll talk about Nightcrawler’s unforgettable White House attack, Charles being manipulated by a little boy, Jean Grey’s ominous transformation, and why this movie still holds up as one of the best superhero sequels ever. Support the show