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Send a text The ELQE rank the best Thanksgiving side dishes of all time. Kevin talks about his dads desire to be a space detective. Colleen proves to us that she is nasty gremlin who cant be trusted and should be exiled from polite society. Intern Renee claims to have an amazing green bean caserole but really she just stole the receipe that every 40 year old white lady use. Producer Carlos shows u...

Send a text The ELQE crew dips into their seasonal depression with random hate. Kevin's inner colonizer shows as he makes plans for global warfare. Colleen struggles with her deep love of Christmas and her hatred for how stores and people decorate before Thanksgiving. Intern Renee theorizes about the origins of No Nut November and wine moms. Producer Carlos shares the sad story of how his fam...

Send a text The ELQE crew turns into a bunch of boomers and complains about younger generations. Kevin complains about the ignorance of Young Will and 4th wave emo. Colleen realizes she's now the old person at live shows. Intern, Renee , claims she was listening to No Doubt before anyone else. Producer Carlos gets dress-coded for his slutty outfits Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal...

Send a text The ELQE crew gets back to their roots talking about hypothetical sex and all kinds of nasty ish. Kevin recounts the explicit scenes from "The Tudors" and proves Kevin's Law, which states that any conversation with this group will devolve into porn within 15 minutes. Colleen vents about how people who live tweet during TV shows are the worst. Intern Renee looks at the be...

Send a text The ELQE closes out the spooky season with a discussion about urban legends. Kevin thinks he can teach Jitterbug dance choreography to El Silbon. Colleen wants to meet aliens so she can find out the truth behind the disappearance of Jim Sillivan. Intern Rene details her thirst for lanky boys as she fearlessly flirts with various cryptids. Producer Carlos reminds us that we do not belon...

Send a text The ELQE crew shares some of the scariest things they've ever experienced. Kevin reviews the origins of his crust punk band, Piss Ghost. Colleen describes the haunted house from her childhood in the worst hellscape imaginable... Arizona. Special guest and BBL Bimbo, Michelle, details the long-standing connection between hoodrats and clown figurines and the story of how their aunt...

Send a text The ELQE crew talks about scary movies that left an impression on them.  Kevin doesnt like spooky movies and actively avoids them but was recently forced to watch "The Empty Man(2020)".  Colleen craves demonic possession and admits to her alien kink while recommending "The Wailing(2016)" and Pet Sematary (1989 film). Intern Renee recommended "Black Christmas (1...

Send a text The ELQE crew kicks off spooky season by talking about witchcraft. Kevin gives us a detailed look into his favorite anime, the Muslim apocalypse. Special guest Nikki Hicks teaches us about Wicca, spirituality, and the plagiarism behind the fanfiction known as Christianity. Colleen gives us the witchy background of her siblings paranormal abilities. Intern Renee reveals her narcissism b...

Send a text The ELQE crew discusses their ideal partner. Kevin needs a chaotic girl who will chase the bit with him but will end up with the female version of his brother. Colleen wants a confident world-class artist with a touch of narcissism but she'll settle for Adam Sandler. Intern Renee doesn't need a man but will accept a soft-spoken European who she can boss around. Producer Carlo...

Send a text The ELQE crew talks about losing their virginity and shares some teenage trauma. Kevin lovingly describes Central American Male anatomy. Colleen shares the tragic story of she was gaslit by doctors. Intern Renee claims that she has no recollection. Producer Carlos sounds like he's frying chicken in the bathroom. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fi...

Send a text Kevin gets ready to pitch a phallic Gundam to Shark Tank. Colleen reveals her tough first date standards. Intern Renee relives the anger and trauma of sharing prom with Colleen. Producer Carlos reveals the secret to good posture is having older sisters who are willing to hurt you. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew gets drunk at brunch. Kevin tells us about his adventures at Emo Night. Colleen confesses her love of court procedures. Intern Renee almost gets puked on by her sister. Producer Carlos makes plans to take the team out for professional ear wax cleaning. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew reminisces on playtime as a kid. Kevin ran toy soldier wargames with Captain Hanny. Colleen made dramatic novelas with the Hulk cheating on Barbie. Intern Renee had to search the neighborhood for a certain sister who fell asleep in the sand pit. Producer Carlos realizes that the sad stories we heard about babies left in hot cars were about Colleen. Follow us on Instagram!...

Send a text The ELQE crew talks about mental health. Special guest Nikki Hicks comes on the show to discuss the dark side of anti-depressants. Kevin reveals what he has in common with David Carradine. Colleen shares distressing OBGYN stories. Intern Renee disguises her Zoloft as birth control pills. Producer Carlos remembers a time when Kevin was more medicated and less chaotic. Follow us on Insta...

Send a text The crew looks inward and discusses their toxic behaviors. Kevin sends dick videos at inappropriate times. Colleen explores her cliche latina jealousy. Producer Carlos watched    patiently as the Duendes joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Intern Renee discovers her codependency with her sister. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiaren...

Send a text The ELQE crew gets spooky but accidentally gets horny. Kevin speaks to the United Nations about killing Duende trolls. Colleen auditions for the role of salty mother-in-law on a Spanish novella. Producer Carlos fondly remembers the extra sexy Carl's Jr commercials of the early 2000's. Intern Renee buys a signed original of "Saturn Devouring his Son". Follow us on In...

Send a text The ELQE crew takes fan questions. Kevin contemplates the look and feel of geriatric genitalia. Colleen reminisces about her vibrator aka Javier. Producer Carlos plans a trip for the crew to Olivander's Sex Toy Shop in the Harry Potter theme park. Intern Rene has fled the country seeking asylum. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss

Send a text The ELQE crew gets nostalgic and has some words of advice while breaking the space time continuum. Kevin makes plans to tell families at restaurants how hot they are. Colleen tells her younger self to channel her hoe powers. Producer Carlos reminisces about LAN parties and chicken tenders. Intern Renee is out this week on a field trip to storm the capital.  Follow us on Instagram! @esl...

Send a text The ELQE crew realizes they are living a twisted version of "A Christmas Carol". Kevin admits he hasn't manscapped since 2007. Colleen plans a Last Supper themed cosplay party. Intern Renee defends the honor of Keanu Reeves. Producer Carlos tries his Schwarzenegger impression and admits to watching Christmas movies in March. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7...

Send a text The ELQE crew talks about their obsessions and guilty pleasures. Kevin talks about his favorite Pornhub channels. Colleen tells us which "Lord of the Rings" characters she would smash. Special guest Bre proves she is a Twilight superfan. Producer Carlos convinces Kevin to start an cosplay OnlyFans for his D in cosplay. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondem...

Send a text In celebration of Valentines Day, the ELQE crew gets wine drunk and talks about heartbreak songs. Kevin tells us about emo band history. Colleen relives her worst breakups. Intern Renee admits she wants to watch Ewan McGregor and Jim Carey get it on. Producer Carlos reminds us that we don't talk about Degrassi.  Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fi...

Send a text The ELQE crew is completely unhinged and there's no theme for this week. Kevin talks about period sex and his black bean recipe. Colleen tells us her strip club experience and her butthole drops the prophecy of the second coming. Producer Carlos is off mic because he's too mouthy. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss

Send a text The ELQE crew celebrates Mother's day! Special Guest Bre comes on the show to discuss the ups and downs of being a teen mom. Colleen and Bre share pregnancy stories while Kevin and Carlos listen in horror. "I'm not the bi**h that shit on you, you're the bi**h that got shit on." -Bre's Mom Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @f...

Send a text The ELQE gang self diagnoses their depression, Kevin wallows in suffering because he's an artist, Colleen and intern Renee realize that all latinas become social workers or nurses, and producer Carlos tries his hand at daddy ASMR. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss

Send a text The  ELQE crew talks about their childhood shenanigans. Kevin talks about the milk wars, Colleen tells us about her sons gang activity, and intern Renee tells the story of her encounter with the Vampire of Berlin. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss